This reminds me - as what doesn't? - of the moral relativism of Mark Twain. Remember him? He sailed to europe one year, and violated a quarantine to sneak onto the island with some other boys to observe the Pantheon. Returning, he and his henchmen would wander into fig fields to gather what they may. They began to notice shadowy figures behind them on the darkening trail back to the dock. Herders, working as guards for the figfield fiefdom. So Mark and crew hurried, whereupon the herders did likewise, and then the boys broke into a run, and so did the herders, and then the boys cast aside all their store of figs, "Not because we feared the herders, but because we had come to believe that stealing is wrong."#giuseppecipriani
I truly hope that he never comes back. If we're lucky, all the restaurants will be closed and the entire family will be deported.
Downtown Cipriani is the worst restaurant in New York. Loud. Crowded. Terrible service and mediocre food.
The fact that this restaurant is always crowded is proof that a certain segment of the city's wealthy are foolish, tasteless wankers. #giuseppecipriani
@smithhimself: The food is overpriced. I actually work in the building that houses the (awesome) Midtown catering space, and it has a little attached deli that is quite the ripoff.
The catering space gets used all the time - it used to be a bank, and it's very dramatic. Maybe someone else can take it over and provide better food. #giuseppecipriani
goes to show how many ppl really can't read bullshit - you almost have to say good for her. wisen up assholes! just cuz it's cute and sad and weird doesnt mean you do whatever it wants.
"Our tipster suspects she may still be hanging around Crown Heights. If you know any more, email us."
Um, has Gawker turned into America's Most Wanted? What are they going to do once they find her? Lock her up in their Soho office until the Feds come get her?
@morninggloria: Can I just say how badly I want her to escape to Chicago so she can bring her awesomely entertaining show to Wicker Park/Bucktown/Uk Village?
I do love all the comments on these posts like YOU KNOW HER CRAZINESS IS JUST A LITTLE HOTT and MMM LITTLE KOREAN HIPSTERETTES MY KRYPTONITE, I'D EAT HER UP LIKE A NICE PANCHAN SPREAD - keep ya head up baby girl, there'll always be new marks out there
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And speaking of tennis:
"The Cipriani boasts the only tennis courts and swimming pool in central Venice "
[www.our-hotels.com] #giuseppecipriani
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Downtown Cipriani is the worst restaurant in New York. Loud. Crowded. Terrible service and mediocre food.
The fact that this restaurant is always crowded is proof that a certain segment of the city's wealthy are foolish, tasteless wankers. #giuseppecipriani
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The catering space gets used all the time - it used to be a bank, and it's very dramatic. Maybe someone else can take it over and provide better food. #giuseppecipriani
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The worst restaurants that tourists go to are an unholy three:
Tavern on The Green (although maybe that will change with new ownership)
The Rainbow Room (Once, I found a staple in my rice at this place and the waiter accused me of placing it there)
And, of course, Mamma Leone's. Eating from a can of cat food will give you a better experience.
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Look, I can't just change my whole life around on a dime, okay?
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