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    This Is What $11,716 Funeral Invitations Look Like

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    Image of TANUKIII TANUKIII
    11/12/09

    In reply to This Is What $11,716 Funeral Invitations Look Like
    The whole thing looks cheap, and the calligraphy average and without character. Applying an existing template is not "designing."

    However, whether the cost is reasonable depends on the quantity of invitations involved and the content of the service. If the service provider was also responsible for mailing out the invitations and therefore had to be given the personal information of the guests, it's possible that she was chosen because she had a reputation of being discreet.

    Just guessing.

    As for the price for fancy calligraphy, just check out any issue of Martha Stewart Weddings or ask the people there.
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    Image of Conchie Birdie Conchie Birdie
    11/11/09

    In reply to This Is What $11,716 Funeral Invitations Look Like
    I like how in the pricing section of her site she puts CALL FOR QUOTE for every rate. Nice. #michaeljackson
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    Image of Shadowlayer Shadowlayer
    11/11/09

    In reply to This Is What $11,716 Funeral Invitations Look Like
    Why 11k? those don't look completely hand made... #michaeljackson
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    Image of RollsRoyceRevenge RollsRoyceRevenge
    11/11/09

    In reply to This Is What $11,716 Funeral Invitations Look Like
    If she actually hand-wrote 14,000 invitations, then she is charging less than a buck per invite.

    Sounds like a bargain to me. #michaeljackson
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    Image of Matt Cherette Matt Cherette
    11/11/09

    @RollsRoyceRevenge: This was for the private funeral, though -- not the service at the Staples Center. #michaeljackson
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    Image of sparkyl sparkyl
    11/11/09

    In reply to This Is What $11,716 Funeral Invitations Look Like
    Have YOU ever sat and threaded ribbon through hundreds of programs? Well worth $11,000. #michaeljackson
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    Image of scroll_lock scroll_lock
    11/11/09

    In reply to This Is What $11,716 Funeral Invitations Look Like
    I wouldn't have paid a cent over $10K for that calligraphy. She's gouging them. #michaeljackson
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    Image of BrainyHistorian BrainyHistorian
    11/11/09

    In reply to This Is What $11,716 Funeral Invitations Look Like
    I'm not saying the price isn't high, but as a designer myself, I have to say, people truly undervalue the services an artist or designer provides and the amount of work that goes into creating a successful project. This one seems to have encompassed finding the right calligraphy, creating a digital version of the font to ensure consistency, laying out all the materials, personalizing everything, proofreading, printing, and assembling all the components, and then fine finish work that did require actual hand calligraphy which is an art form in and of itself. It is also incredibly time consuming. Plus you need to deliver materials to locations and probably coordinate a mailing as well for something this large in scope.

    That's just what I see on the surface when I look at the web site and see her comments and notes on the project. There are sure to be many other components that need to be considered as well. So there is a lot there that could ultimately justify the pricing in all honesty.

    Good design is not just about picking out a pre-packaged font and typing away. Design may look effortless, but it really isn't. #michaeljackson
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    Image of sanyucat sanyucat
    11/11/09

    @BrainyHistorian: As a calligrapher (among other things) myself, I totally agree, but still, the prices listed above are fucking ridiculous. #michaeljackson
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    Image of DevilsAvocadoRedux DevilsAvocadoRedux
    11/11/09

    In reply to This Is What $11,716 Funeral Invitations Look Like
    With all due respect to the departed... ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT AMONGST THOSE GARISH AND LURID OUTFITS THERE WASN'T A SINGLE PIECE THAT YOU WERE HAPPY TO LET HIM TAKE TO THE GRAVE?

    $35,000 for 'burial garments'? What in the name of all that is holy did you bury him in? A top-of-the-range Sheridan sheet set?
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    Image of MrInBetween MrInBetween
    11/11/09

    In reply to This Is What $11,716 Funeral Invitations Look Like
    At these high-end hooker prices, the high-end calligraphy sales quotation needs to ooze sexual innuendo. And it does.
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    Edited by MrInBetween at 11/11/09 7:20 AM MrInBetween was starred MrInBetween was unstarred
    Image of LatestBy LatestBy
    11/11/09

    In reply to This Is What $11,716 Funeral Invitations Look Like
    For $20, I'll print something off in Edwardian Script ITC when Jermaine goes. Call me, Joe. #michaeljackson
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    Image of Ravi Somaiya Ravi Somaiya
    11/11/09

    @LatestBy: Jermaine requires Comic Sans #michaeljackson
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    Image of RollsRoyceRevenge RollsRoyceRevenge
    11/11/09

    @Ravi Somaiya: Would Bob Dylan get Jokerman? #michaeljackson
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    Image of kookla kookla
    09/04/09

    In reply to Michael Jackson Burial Solemn, But Still a Spectacle
    WHERE WAS LIZA??
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    Image of MelitaPolyhymnia MelitaPolyhymnia
    09/04/09

    In reply to Michael Jackson Burial Solemn, But Still a Spectacle
    Haters! Why begrudge Michael his "showy" funeral and burial. He was a showman in life, and his end of life rituals were certainly in line with the life he led.

    Once again, there were mistakes, tragedy and sorrow in his life, much like the rest of us. Like Ted Kennedy, he had issues that could not be reversed, yet they both still managed to achieve many of their loftier goals. Each in his respective field of expertise.

    Michael earned hundreds of millions of dollars in his lifetime, and although there were financial difficulties at his death, they will soon be rectified and squared away.

    I choose to remember the great music, exquisite visuals, the generosity of creating Neverland and constantly opening it up to the less fortunate. Going there was a magical experience with all the candy, ice cream, rides, etc. Any kids dream come true. Just to point out, the enormous cost to Michael for the creation and upkeep of Neverland was in his mind worth it just to see the smiles on the kids faces who, yes, went there and had a magnificent time.

    He traveled the world and knew his mere presence to some kids was a healing experience and he gave of himself tirelessly.

    His lyrics were also geared towards improving the human condition as well as our planet. He was an easy target for people's scorn as he was victime to the twisted circumstances and abberations of the human mind. With a healthy dose of enabling and parasitic relationships.

    His contributions to music, entertainment, dance, showmanship can never be denied. Nor can any living thing be stagnant and remain exactly the same forever. Now he can finally rest in peace. His life is a great American story.
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    Image of LoveHandles LoveHandles
    09/04/09

    @MelitaPolyhymnia: Gawker. can we please get some kind of "demote" button or something? I feel like I'm on Huffingtonpost. I have to shower now.
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    Image of Sally Tomato Sally Tomato
    09/04/09

    In reply to Michael Jackson Burial Solemn, But Still a Spectacle
    They fucking cut into Chelsea Lately to cover the funeral. Pffft.
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    Image of Oldboy Oldboy
    09/04/09

    In reply to Michael Jackson Burial Solemn, But Still a Spectacle
    70 Days? He must really reek.
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    Image of DeadliestSin DeadliestSin
    09/04/09

    @Oldboy: Last I checked, plastics take years to decompose.
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    Image of Island of Misfit Toys Island of Misfit Toys
    09/04/09

    In reply to Michael Jackson Burial Solemn, But Still a Spectacle
    You forgot the most important part. Corey Feldman was there!
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