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    Image of Tart of Darkness Tart of Darkness
    09/30/09

    In reply to We Will Not Stop Fighting For Kids' Right to Smoke Salvia and Record It
    Salvia, to me as a Botanist, is the generic name of unnumerable species and hybrids of plants that are very popular here in soCal because they are drought tolerant. What exactly IS Salvia?
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    Image of lobstr lobstr
    09/30/09

    In reply to We Will Not Stop Fighting For Kids' Right to Smoke Salvia and Record It
    In my ongoing pursuit to be servicey I shall tell the tale of my one and only salvia experience:

    It was about a year ago, my friend -- an emo-beard-wearing fellow who is always darting around the country working at various National Parks' ski lodges and whatever -- had some Salvia. He described the experience to be of about a 90 second "trip" tops, almost akin to a very very mini acid trip, but with some potential to "freak out" a little more. Suffice to say, him and I are old pals who have had our fair share of trips back in the day, so I had confidence our "veteran status" would make this less intimidating since we are well aware of what real (neé 10 hour visual-filled analytical festivals of surreal) trips are all about!

    so! We partake on a friend's apartment balcony. When I started to barely feel something, I went inside for a moment. I then came back out to the balcony about what I thought was a good fifteen minutes later, and I said "Dude. You do this shit a GREAT DISSERVICE by telling people beforehand that this shit only lasts a minute and a half, I'm STILL FEELING this shit!" .. he looks at his watch then looks up to me and says "uh.. you smoked it about 30 seconds ago."

    30 seconds had passed and I thought it was 15 minutes. For the next few minutes, it was a ridiculous amount of pot-level laughter. So, to sum, there wasn't anything earth-shatteringly eye-opening world-changing thoughts, it was basically good for some very fast silly fun.

    This is why I somewhat call bullshit on that first clip, because it didn't hit me *that* immediately (I mean.. the moment he puts the shit down he's goin' nuts), but eh, there could be different strains, or some people may have a low tolerance, so I'll give him the benefit of the doubt :[]
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    Image of Wannabeer Wannabeer
    09/30/09

    In reply to We Will Not Stop Fighting For Kids' Right to Smoke Salvia and Record It
    I know I am old, because I keep reading this as "saliva" and wondering how in the hell you smoke it.
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    Image of ♥AntiSocialSocialite♥ ♥AntiSocialSocialite♥
    09/30/09

    In reply to We Will Not Stop Fighting For Kids' Right to Smoke Salvia and Record It
    Brooklyn polo had a TERRIBLE sitter!
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    Image of curiousgeorgiana curiousgeorgiana
    09/30/09

    @♥Anti-SocialSocialite♥: Seriously. Concrete walls? Stairs? Why don't you lock him outside on a balcony next time.
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    Image of lobstr lobstr
    09/30/09

    @curiousgeorgiana: Yeah.. hey, let's go up on the part of the rooftop with no guard rails..
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    Image of God God
    09/30/09

    In reply to We Will Not Stop Fighting For Kids' Right to Smoke Salvia and Record It
    Sometimes I like to film Myself when I'm on some super-strong coke and getting a beej from Archangel Raph and generating some major supernovas across the galaxies. Then I remember I don't need to take vids of anything cos I'm omniscient and I have total recall. But by then the beej is over cos Raph chokes easily and his unconscious body lies on the carpet covered in supernova dust.

    Anyways, these kids are fucking Satanists.
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    Image of Cunning_Linguist Cunning_Linguist
    10/01/09

    @God: Who woulda thunk that God needed to be awarded a star?
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    Image of pureblarney pureblarney
    09/30/09

    In reply to We Will Not Stop Fighting For Kids' Right to Smoke Salvia and Record It
    Nothing tops Driving on Salvia.
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    Image of Cunning_Linguist Cunning_Linguist
    09/30/09

    In reply to We Will Not Stop Fighting For Kids' Right to Smoke Salvia and Record It
    I feel like just going to keep hearing, for the rest of my life, "Steve. Steve. Steve. Dude. You good, dude? Steve. Steve. Steve. Steve. Steve. Steve. Steve. Steve. Dude. Steve. Dude. ::disturbing chuckle:: Dude! Steve. You good, dude? Steve. Dude. Steve."

    Dude.
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    Image of lafleur lafleur
    09/30/09

    In reply to We Will Not Stop Fighting For Kids' Right to Smoke Salvia and Record It
    George Lamb and the BBC did a fantastic documentary about legal highs-- there's one scene where he tries salvia for himself. Also, he is hot.
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    Image of Victor Ward Victor Ward
    09/30/09

    In reply to We Will Not Stop Fighting For Kids' Right to Smoke Salvia and Record It
    I was really grossed out and horribly confused for a minute, because I thought this was about smoking saliva. I would have given that first guy some of mine.
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    Image of katekate is squared katekate is squared
    09/30/09

    @Victor Ward: The sad thing is, I was thinking of how another person's saliva could get you high, and I was like, "Yeah, chemistry or some shit!"

    My brain don't work so good.
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    Image of Cunning_Linguist Cunning_Linguist
    09/30/09

    @Victor Ward: Yeah maybe salvia isn't such a great name for a drug. I mean, would you try a drug called "chit" or something?
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    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    09/30/09

    @Victor Ward: He was cute as a button until he started flopping around on the floor like a mudskipper at low tide.
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    Image of metoometoo metoometoo
    09/30/09

    @Cunning_Linguist: It sounds much more appealing if you imagine Hermione from Harry Potter saying "Salvia divinorum" while waving a magic wand.
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    09/30/09

    @BettyCrocker:
    I didn't watch the video, but that great simile tells me all I need to know.
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    Image of Seeräuber Jenny Seeräuber Jenny
    09/28/09

    In reply to Former Timesman Very Opposed to Paying Taxes
    The Detroit News has a delinquent tax beat reporter? Interesting use of resources.
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    Image of Trai_Dep Trai_Dep
    09/28/09

    In reply to Former Timesman Very Opposed to Paying Taxes
    Wow. Entourage cameos must pay REALLY well!
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    Image of unclevanya unclevanya
    09/28/09

    In reply to Former Timesman Very Opposed to Paying Taxes
    Elvis! Stay out of Switzerland!
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    Image of Matt Cherette Matt Cherette
    09/28/09

    In reply to Former Timesman Very Opposed to Paying Taxes
    I'm surprised that anyone in Detroit makes enough to owe $500k in delinquent taxes.
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    Image of Nic Fit Nic Fit
    09/28/09

    In reply to Former Timesman Very Opposed to Paying Taxes
    Uh film critics make enough to owe half a million bucks in *taxes*? That's a lot of Renée Zellweger movies!
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    Image of NinaHagen NinaHagen
    09/28/09

    @Nic Fit: It's those KCRW big bucks.
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    Image of aLostLady aLostLady
    09/18/09

    In reply to Real Comedian Type Disrespects Famous Marketing Slogans
    Does the badtagline twitter account really not exist anymore? I was on it, asked for "more," and now it doesn't exist! Anyone else having the same problem?
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    Image of k122n k122n
    09/18/09

    @aLostLady: same here - deference to potential future advertisers?
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    Image of aLostLady aLostLady
    09/18/09

    @k122n: NOT COOL TWITTER.
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    Image of Dominant Glee Club Dominant Glee Club
    09/19/09

    @aLostLady: This is a travesty. I had to stop reading because guffawing at work to "Capri Sun. Stabbystabbydrinkdrink" draws too much attention, and I didn't get to read them all.
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