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    Image of Oy Veh (Informality Reigns) Oy Veh (Informality Reigns)
    07/05/09

    In reply to Former D.C. Mayor Marion Berry Arrested On Stalking Charges
    This is, actually, a step up for him.
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    Image of jasonelias jasonelias
    07/05/09

    @Oy Veh (Informality Reigns): @spotted-dog: Marion's maturing.
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    Image of The One The One
    07/05/09

    In reply to Former D.C. Mayor Marion Berry Arrested On Stalking Charges
    Yes, the bitch set him up! Again.
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    Image of OrneryBabe OrneryBabe
    07/05/09

    @The One: Same one, huh? That bitch is one busy woman. @MissVolare: It's goddamned bitch, if you're nasty.
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    Image of Swordfish Swordfish
    07/06/09

    @The One: You read my mind!
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    Image of The One The One
    07/06/09

    @OrneryBabe: He seems like the kind of guy who thinks all women are bitches who are out to set him up.
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    Image of The One The One
    07/06/09

    @Swordfish: It was a gimme actually.
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    Image of ♥AntiSocialSocialite♥ ♥AntiSocialSocialite♥
    06/21/09

    In reply to John Hodgman's Broadcast Correspondent's Speech: Obama Is The First Nerd
    that was AWESOME!
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    Image of saintjim saintjim
    06/20/09

    In reply to John Hodgman's Broadcast Correspondent's Speech: Obama Is The First Nerd
    Hodgman regularly receives a paycheck from both the Daily Show and the Apple ad agency, among others. Because he is very funny. If that doesn't make him a "professional comedian," I don't know what does.
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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    06/20/09

    @saintjim: I'd go so far as to say "triple-threat humorist," though I'm sure he's got something better.
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    Image of ticktockman ticktockman
    06/20/09

    In reply to John Hodgman's Broadcast Correspondent's Speech: Obama Is The First Nerd
    Who else wants to see Dick Cheney floating around on suspensors?
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    Image of Grey_Area Grey_Area
    06/20/09

    @ticktockman: That would be cool, but I'd duck out for the daily boil-draining sessions.
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    Image of BxgrlJeri BxgrlJeri
    06/20/09

    In reply to John Hodgman's Broadcast Correspondent's Speech: Obama Is The First Nerd
    I love him. An intelligent riff. Who'd thunk it? The thing is that the whole fucking thing would have been over W's head. Thank God in heaven now he's gone (apologies to Roy Clarke).
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    Image of 92BuickLeSabre 92BuickLeSabre
    06/20/09

    In reply to John Hodgman's Broadcast Correspondent's Speech: Obama Is The First Nerd
    Humor, subtle profundity, SF, and self-deprecation. These are a few of my favorite things. Gave me chills I tell ya. Chills.
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    Image of ChillbearLatrigue ChillbearLatrigue
    06/20/09

    @92BuickLeSabre: Were you referring to me?
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    Image of 92BuickLeSabre 92BuickLeSabre
    06/20/09

    @ChillbearLatrigue: Yes. And I'm not giving you back.


    Now, get back in the basement.

     Reply
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    Image of Xanaxian Xanaxian
    06/20/09

    In reply to John Hodgman's Broadcast Correspondent's Speech: Obama Is The First Nerd
    I will test the Nerds' generosity.


    Am I allowed to like both Hodgman and Obama, and simultaneously think that Dune is tedious drivel?

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    Image of 92BuickLeSabre 92BuickLeSabre
    06/20/09

    @Xanaxian: No.


    That is all.

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    Image of Bedheadjc Bedheadjc
    06/20/09

    @92BuickLeSabre: The sequels: yes.
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    Image of 92BuickLeSabre 92BuickLeSabre
    06/20/09

    @Bedheadjc: Really? I quite liked the entire trilogy. Personally, I think it's a shame that neither he nor his son wrote any more after that.
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    Image of Grey_Area Grey_Area
    06/20/09

    @92BuickLeSabre: I thought the very last book, Children of Dune was a bit weaker than the first two. We're probably better off that Herbert stopped there. It might have devolved into an increasingly misogynistic and violent morass of money-grubbing sleaze.
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    Image of Mediahohoho Mediahohoho
    06/20/09

    In reply to John Hodgman's Broadcast Correspondent's Speech: Obama Is The First Nerd
    On the other hand, Justin Long's dramatic, and very slow, reading of My Pet Goat for Shrub last year was just painful.
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    Image of Mediahohoho Mediahohoho
    06/20/09

    In reply to John Hodgman's Broadcast Correspondent's Speech: Obama Is The First Nerd
    Dune jokes. Gotta love it.
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    Image of naugahydeinplainsight naugahydeinplainsight
    06/20/09

    @Mediahohoho: Indeed. Just so long as Obama never tries to work "Fear is the mind killer" into a speech.
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    Image of Asmo Asmo
    06/20/09

    In reply to John Hodgman's Broadcast Correspondent's Speech: Obama Is The First Nerd
    My favorite part was when he referred top Obama as the "Kwisatz Haderach".
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    Image of naugahydeinplainsight naugahydeinplainsight
    06/20/09

    @Asmo: That was when I cried out "Dune!" and my partner, who'd seen the speech already, replied: "Hello, Nerd!"
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    Image of limber limber
    06/20/09

    @Asmo: Yep, immediate outing as a nerd, dammit.
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    Image of forwardmotion forwardmotion
    06/08/09

    In reply to Video: Nearly Beheaded Bret Michaels Is Not Long For The Theater
    Only NEARLY beheaded? Charon is not doing his job.
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    Image of CaptainFantastic CaptainFantastic
    06/08/09

    In reply to Video: Nearly Beheaded Bret Michaels Is Not Long For The Theater
    OSHA is going to have a field day.
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    Image of VoxPopuli VoxPopuli
    06/08/09

    In reply to Video: Nearly Beheaded Bret Michaels Is Not Long For The Theater
    I would go to more Broadway shows if they featured this kind of ending being played out on has-been, smug 80s rockers.
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    Image of Richard Lawson Richard Lawson
    06/08/09

    In reply to Video: Nearly Beheaded Bret Michaels Is Not Long For The Theater
    I watched this maybe 40 times, over and over and over again. My life feels somewhat complete.
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    Image of AndIAmTellingYou AndIAmTellingYou
    06/08/09

    @Richard Lawson: At the Tony viewing party I attended, we nearly spit out our cocktails in laughter. Then we rewound the DVR for extra laughs.
     Reply
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