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In the latest installment of his long-running Funny or Die interview series Between Two Ferns, Zach Galifianakis sits down with Justin Bieber to finally ask him all the questions sycophantic entertainment reporters have refused to ask — and then spank him.

Fans of Dave Chappelle will no longer need to wait by their iPhone's Twitter app for the chance to catch the elusive comedian at one of his instantly legendary impromptu shows.

Sean "P.uff Di/addy" Combs took to his Twitter account yesterday to announce that, incredibly, he had been cast as the first black cast member of the popular Masterpiece Classic series Downton Abbey.

Huey Lewis and the News' breakthrough album Sports turns 30 this year.

It's been too many months since Zach Galifianakis last took a seat between two ferns and proceeded to make famous people feel extremely uncomfortable, but the man-child comedian has still got it.

Israel-born cover model Bar Refaeli, named the hottest woman of 2012 by Maxim magazine, really wants to quit the runway race so she can finally focus on her true life's ambition: Making a sex tape.

Rarely does an Internet parody video need a trigger warning for rape victims, but Funny or Die's "Legitimate Rape" faux-pharmaceutical ad is so unreptentantly brutal in its mockery of Rep. Todd Akin's now-infamous remarks that it probably needs more than one.

Team USA swimmer and "water sports" enthusiast Ryan Lochte earned a golden medal in honesty when he recently confessed to peeing in the Olympic pools on occasion.

Nearly six years after the Aaron Sorkin poli-drama West Wing went off the air, Funny or Die reunites Martin Sheen, Allison Janney, Josh Malina, William Duffy, Melissa Fitzgerald, and Dulé Hill for a one-off West Wing short to promote — what else? — a walking-centric fitness campaign called Every Body Walk!

When two beautiful women enter a bar, the bartender (Janeane Garofolo!), is threatened by them. She explains that they have the maturity of two-year-olds. With a problem like "stinky peepee," a low maturity level is the least of their problems.

Earlier this year, hasbeen-actress Tara Reid mentioned working on an upcoming Big Lebowski sequel - a rumor that the Coen brothers hilariously denied. But who needs the Coens anyway? From the looks of this Funny or Die video, Tara can do Lebowski fine all by herself!

In a new video from Funny or Die, we find out exactly how much game Community's Danny Pudi has in the proverbial bedroom. Apparently, he's more into his magic tricks than getting the act done.

Director Darren Aronofsky claims it was comedian Todd Barry's deli manager character in The Wrestler that led to Black Swan. It's just that the ballerina subplot in The Deli Manager took on a life of its own. Sorry, Todd!

Funny or Die presents a new cooking show with the man of the moment. This is a very different kind of cooking show, for Charlie Sheen doesn't cook food, he wills it.

See what happens when Katie Couric investigates the ailment that affects children worldwide—a case of the sillies. In this video, she sits down with an adorable crew of kiddies and informs them that they're living a lie.

Get your Mad Men fix with this new video from Funny Or Die that sits down Vincent Kartheiser and Rich Sommer as Pete Campbell and Harry Crane. Set in 1965, the pair discuss trains, planes, and why we need them.

In this hilarious impression, an awkward and emotionless Jesse Eisenberg (FOD's Scott Gairdner) flatly announces that it won't take him 127 hours to get out. Granted the guy looks nothing like Jesse, but he's expertly-mastered the voice and nervous energy.