Univision Buys Controlling Stake in the Only News Outlet Worth Reading, The Onion

According to NPR, Univision just acquired a controlling stake in The Onion, the parent site of the only worthwhile website on the entire internet.
Disney in Talks to Sell Stake in Joint Venture Fusion to Partner Univision
According to multiple reports, Walt Disney Co. wants to sell its stake in Fusion, its joint venture with Univision. Fusion originally sought an audience of English-speaking Hispanics before pivoting to “Millennials.” The network, however, has struggled to keep pace with other ambitious editorial startups like…
The Journalists of the Future are Thirsty Motherfuckers
The Washington Post today published a nice blow job of a piece on so-called millennial news sites like .Mic, Fusion, and the hilariously named “Ozy.com,” and how these angel-invested content theme parks are capturing the minds of socially interested young ones (are they? they’re not).
Fusion Is Losing a Shit Ton of Money
According to SEC paperwork filed by Fusion’s parent company Univision, investing millions of dollars in a TV network nobody watches and a website nobody reads is bad business.http://tktk.gawker.com/more-people-wo…
Fusion Is the Least Wanted Network on Television
We’ve learned that nobody reads or watches Fusion, but as the legend goes, Felix Salmon’s dream journal still harbors a plan to get rich by making people, via their cable companies, pay for its television network. It sounds like a fine enough scheme as any in our current media wasteland, but they better get moving on…
More People Work at Fusion Than Are Reading Its Most Popular Post
Since its official launch in 2013, Fusion has aimed to be a haven for sweet millennial clicks and a place for journalists to make a lot of money while practicing “post-text” journalism. You can debate whether it’s accomplished either of those things, but one thing that can’t be debated is that no one is actually…
NYT: Disney Put Fusion "On Notice" Over Coverage of the Sony Hack
According to a New York Times profile, multi-platform Millennial-baiters Fusion Media’s big-money backers at Disney put pressure on the fledgling outfit to back off its (initially quite aggressive!) reporting on the contents of last year’s Sony hack.
One Reason You Shouldn't Read Fusion
What is Fusion? No one is quite sure, least of all Fusion itself. Following in the grand tradition of First Look Media, Fusion has more money than Croesus and a lot of talented people. It also has, apparently...an animated series about Buzzfeed?
