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White Speed Receiver
05/18/09

In reply to Donald Trump's Magical Net Worth: 'My Own Feeling'
I have no problem with what Donald does. I'm sure any of us could create empty parent companies with phony financial statements showing us as billionaires to get banks to loan us money.

Of course this is usually referred to as fraud, but let's not worry about details.
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Grim Reaper of the Forest
05/18/09

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"Many established banks have lent this man money. What's your secret, Donald?" I thought banks pretty much lent anyone money based on completely imaginary incomes and warm, fuzzy feelings about how much they might make in the future.
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MrInBetween
05/18/09

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Trump's net worth fluctuates with the same intensity as his hair and, dammit, both items are so hard to harness, even when you put a lot of feeling into it.
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OMG! Ponies!
05/18/09

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I wasn't aware that Donald Trump's head has a corona. Doesn't that mean we shouldn't look at him directly because of the risk of retinal damage?
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depardoo
05/18/09

@OMG! Ponies!:

The solar flares mean more global warming.
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lobstr
05/18/09

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So I was on a flight from LA to DFW and I was sitting next to this lady who was about 65... somehow it came up in conversation that she was a Mormon and the whole plane ride was focused around that discussion. She was coming to Fort Worth for some creepy convention where all these Mormons go out and sell shit like office phones to people via Amway-type tactics. This was mostly all yada-yada lady on the plane type chatter until she mentioned that Donald Trump was the keynote speaker ... in a building three blocks from where I live! Sooo..

I snuck in to the convention center for about 15 minutes and heard him speak and the one bit I got to hear was so retarded and ridiculous, and yet here I am surrounded by about 10,000 Mormon MLM'ers. Ok, so here is the part I caught.. visualize Donald gesturing with both his hands with that obnoxious lecture voice he has:

Years ago, Marla [Maples] and I were walking down Park Avenue just after I had filed for Bankruptcy and owed banks a lot of money, we passed a BUM (The Donald doesn't have time for PC pleasantries when it comes to homeless people!) on the street, I remarked to Marla "You know, that BUM over there is $4 billion richer than I am!" ho ho.. but magic stardust was sprinkled over him and somehow he pulled billions out of his ass and is now an obnoxious reality tv star, the end. Applause, applause, everyone's inspired, let's go sell some office phones!
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CaptainFantastic
05/18/09

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"Shhh, don't disturb the rare Trump cock while it flares it's plumage."
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BookishLookish
05/18/09

@CaptainFantastic: It has the opposite effect on the female of the species, however.
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BadUncle
05/18/09

@CaptainFantastic: I'm sure it tastes like chicken.
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BookishLookish
05/18/09

@BadUncle: Oh, BadUnc, VOM. Vom, vom, vom!
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BadUncle
05/18/09

@BookishLookish: @tigolbitties: Sorry. I was briefly overcome by the Hypno Hair.
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BadUncle
05/18/09

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Spread sheets? For business? No. I use this Tesla coil.
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Mount_Prion
05/18/09

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Ha-ha. See the tag says "Fuzzy Math" and you look at Trump's hair and it's all big and sort of fuzzy and wow let's talk about his hair because it is crazy I wish it was warmer outside don't you?
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depardoo
05/18/09

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This is the same way he determines his weight.
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Uncle_Billy_Slumming
05/18/09

This is what Alec Baldwin is going to look like when he gets really old.
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