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    Lindsay Lohan Will Stop At Nothing to Expand Her Spray-Tan Empire
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    Image of The One The One
    07/08/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Will Stop At Nothing to Expand Her Spray-Tan Empire
    I always see that Lohan spray tan shit in Sephora, and each time, I wonder why someone would purposely want that Doritos-like orange skin she's known for sporting.
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    07/08/09

    @The One: the neutragina spray tan shit is pretty good...i discovered it at Target on my jaunt to Texas, and it doesn't make me look Cheeto-ey.
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    Image of The One The One
    07/08/09

    @Heywoodjablome: I have yet to find a spray tan or lotion that doesn't produce orange streaks on my whiter-than-white legs.


    Even that Jergens SUPPOSEDLY gradual tan lotion didn't work.

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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    07/08/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Will Stop At Nothing to Expand Her Spray-Tan Empire
    Meh. Megan Fox is trying too hard.


    And what the ferg do I hear of her possibly being the lead in a Supergirl movie remake?! Please someone out that as rumor. That's like half a click away from Wonder Woman and that would indeed be too much.

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    Image of easternsike easternsike
    07/08/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Will Stop At Nothing to Expand Her Spray-Tan Empire
    I read on Lilo's twitter than she was reading a Valley of the Dolls script. I nominate Lindsay to be Jennifer North! Fake lesbian with big tits and no talent.
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    Image of valet_of_the_dolls valet_of_the_dolls
    07/08/09

    @easternsike: But Neely O'Hara would be such wonderfully meta casting. (Plus, I can actually picture her keening away in alley somewhere, shouting her own name to the heavens...)
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    Image of CaptainFantastic CaptainFantastic
    07/08/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Will Stop At Nothing to Expand Her Spray-Tan Empire
    Megan, you looked great in that dress, but your foundation was the wrong color and you sat next to Cate Blanchett, who threw on some old thing, pulled her hair back, and upstaged you.
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    Image of Schm Schm
    07/08/09

    @CaptainFantastic: Seriously. She was like a dull plastic mannequin between two radiantly gorgeous real women.
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    Image of Rumpelstilskin Rumpelstilskin
    07/08/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Will Stop At Nothing to Expand Her Spray-Tan Empire
    Megan Fox wears a cocktail dress in the daytime? Smells of desperate for attention.
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    Image of ChillbearLatrigue ChillbearLatrigue
    07/08/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Will Stop At Nothing to Expand Her Spray-Tan Empire
    Pale is the new tan. We are headed back to the beauty standards of the Age of Enlightenment. So ladies, be prepared to polish up your white round shoulders and long graceful necks. Gentlemen, let's start looking for a way to make knee socks work for us.
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    Image of HeScoresHeShoots HeScoresHeShoots
    07/08/09

    @ChillbearLatrigue: I guess I'll be in fashion now. Well, except my arms and neck. Could I get spray on something for them? Maybe "white-out"?
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    Image of CaptainFantastic CaptainFantastic
    07/08/09

    @HeScoresHeShoots: Consult Michael Jackson's physician. He's reputable.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    07/08/09

    @ChillbearLatrigue: Mae West and my grandmother told me to never, ever go in the sun.


    Here's a nice piropo I received from a cute Puerto Rican boy not long ago: "Baby, you so white and beautiful, you make all the clouds jealous."

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    Image of Artie Fufkin Artie Fufkin
    07/08/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Will Stop At Nothing to Expand Her Spray-Tan Empire
    Heather Graham was really so much better than Lohan would have been. Because she showed her boob.
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    Image of dado dado
    07/08/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Will Stop At Nothing to Expand Her Spray-Tan Empire
    Bridget Bardot must have had the same problem with her teeth.
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