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How do you guys get any work done with all of that buzz going on all around you?
Also, do you worry that all those invisible buzz waves coursing through the air might pose health risks ... or make you sterile or something?
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What is this "tonic" you speak of?
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I tried to figure out the secret message. The first letter of each all-cap word provides MNBPPIBHMNTCT, which when sounded out is something like:
"Man be peepee bum, not cute."
I totally agree.
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Isn't that where the gondola thing got stuck? Very buzzy-worthy!
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And isn't what that all is, really? Something that seems magical but is really just a bunch of hot, stinky, gaseous waste?
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Yes.
In the sad parallel universe inhabited by the sort who show up for the opening of an envelope, only those who are photographed repeatedly can truly claim to exist.
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