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    Major Gallerist's Advice to His Staff: "I Suggest You Sell Some Art"
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    12/08/08

    In reply to Major Gallerist's Advice to His Staff: "I Suggest You Sell Some Art"
    Lar', don't go away mad.


    Lar', just go away.

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    Image of badasscat badasscat
    12/08/08

    In reply to Major Gallerist's Advice to His Staff: "I Suggest You Sell Some Art"
    You know what it takes to sell art? It takes brass balls to sell art.
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    Image of gladys_kravitz gladys_kravitz
    12/08/08

    In reply to Major Gallerist's Advice to His Staff: "I Suggest You Sell Some Art"
    I second the collar buttoning comment. What fancy guy even wears a button down collar? Geez.
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    Image of lobstr lobstr
    12/08/08

    In reply to Major Gallerist's Advice to His Staff: "I Suggest You Sell Some Art"
    Nevermind that the chips of plates are falling to the ground, it's a fucking Schnabel!..


    ..ok, ok, for you, $14,000,000 but we just cannot go any lower, this isn't the Salvation Army Thrift Store here!

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    Image of DrGirlfriend DrGirlfriend
    12/08/08

    @lobstr: speaking of Schnable, he was on 60 Minutes last night acting like a douchebag. I guess there's something in the Evian.
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    Image of maevemealone maevemealone
    12/08/08

    In reply to Major Gallerist's Advice to His Staff: "I Suggest You Sell Some Art"
    I guarantee you he wrote this on the toilet in the gallery bathroom. It's where he does all his big thinking and takes all his calls.
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    Image of Unfun Unfun
    12/08/08

    In reply to Major Gallerist's Advice to His Staff: "I Suggest You Sell Some Art"
    "I basically put in eighteen hours a day, which any number of people could verify. Including my wife, who is currently screwing the pool boy. We haven't had sex in 6 months, what do you expect? You don't expect to get LAID in times like these, do you?"
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    Image of bytememehard bytememehard
    12/08/08

    In reply to Major Gallerist's Advice to His Staff: "I Suggest You Sell Some Art"
    What's his email address?
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    Image of Cheap Shot Cheap Shot
    12/08/08

    In reply to Major Gallerist's Advice to His Staff: "I Suggest You Sell Some Art"
    How would Denton write a letter like this to his minions?


    "To all Gawker staff: I suggest you start getting some more eyeballs."

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    Image of steveholtsmother steveholtsmother
    12/08/08

    In reply to Major Gallerist's Advice to His Staff: "I Suggest You Sell Some Art"
    "What's it going to take for me to get you into this Cezanne?"
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    Image of blix blix
    12/08/08

    @steveholtsmother: I like what they've done to my Caravaggio.
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    Image of Mary Mouse Mary Mouse
    12/08/08

    In reply to Major Gallerist's Advice to His Staff: "I Suggest You Sell Some Art"
    Shut up, Gogo. I hope all your employees quit on the same day and start up their own gallery where they earn four times what you're paying them. And I hope you can't find any more glossy-haired girls willing to sit at your front desk for $24,000 a year. I hope the only people who set foot in your gallery spaces from now on are scum-of-the-earth UES private dealers and Pratt students looking for a glass of free wine at an opening. Which you were probably too cheap to ever serve anyway. This makes me so sick.
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    Image of Nic Fit Nic Fit
    12/08/08

    In reply to Major Gallerist's Advice to His Staff: "I Suggest You Sell Some Art"
    And who wouldn't be willing to commit to a 90 hour workweek? And I wonder how many hours of this dipshit's 18 hour days are devoted to long dinners at Nobu and manicures.
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    Image of Colonel Mustard Colonel Mustard
    12/08/08

    In reply to Major Gallerist's Advice to His Staff: "I Suggest You Sell Some Art"
    The Madonna of the Rock Bottom
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    Image of Oy Veh (Informality Reigns) Oy Veh (Informality Reigns)
    12/08/08

    In reply to Major Gallerist's Advice to His Staff: "I Suggest You Sell Some Art"
    "I want to make sure that we are the best swimmers on the block." I thin€k he just made a job offer to Michael Phelps!
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    Image of Oy Veh (Informality Reigns) Oy Veh (Informality Reigns)
    12/08/08

    @oyvehisyou: T-H-I-N-K
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    Image of Aaron Altman Aaron Altman
    12/08/08

    In reply to Major Gallerist's Advice to His Staff: "I Suggest You Sell Some Art"
    "I am a Gallerist. I am full of gall."
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    Image of Aaron Altman Aaron Altman
    12/08/08

    In reply to Major Gallerist's Advice to His Staff: "I Suggest You Sell Some Art"
    "What do you think a Gallerist is, a website?"
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