Listen to a Pastor's Slightly Sexy, Very Polite Ball-Gagged 911 Call: 'Hi There! I Am Stuck in a Pair of Handcuffs...'

The Illinois Times reports that a Springfield pastor has taken a leave of absence after making a polite but oh-dear-so-nervous-sounding call to local police, seeking help after he mysteriously managed to get himself stuck inside a pair of handcuffs.