Hi, Tom. We have a question here on picking the best methods for extortion, fraud, wiretapping, stealing, wearing mismatched clothes, disgracing your country, driving your party into the ground, and general asshattery. #tomdelay
Next week: The Fox & Friends gang earns a collective $15 in Round 1, and spends the Double Jeopardy round complaining about the liberal bias behind the questions. By Final Jeopardy, Christian evangelicals have flipped Alex Trebek's car in the parking lot.
i can't think of any news anchor who seems smarter than andy richter. not that jeopardy tests intelligence, but still they're all kind of gravitas blow up dolls and richter is sharp.
Blitzer lost momentum by thinking there was more than one Julia Child and being unable to count `E's continued the rout. Except for that, he was almost average.
Can't forget: Props to Trebek (and crew) for his nod to SNL's Sean Connery on Jeopardy parodies in the last category, round one. Redeems the many lousy accents/impressions Trebek insists on using.
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Hi, Tom. We have a question here on picking the best methods for extortion, fraud, wiretapping, stealing, wearing mismatched clothes, disgracing your country, driving your party into the ground, and general asshattery. #tomdelay
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Obviously I love crotchety old Jack Cafferty.
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I always thought the rule was the better looking the reporter, the dumber they are.
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"Yes. Moron."
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