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    Denver Citizens Demand Nermal's Solace

    "Garfield Minus Garfield"

    Creepiest fad of the week: Live Reenactments Of Garfield Strips

    Press Release Of The Day: Garfield Ruins Your Summer Vacation Plans
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    Image of RollsRoyceRevenge RollsRoyceRevenge
    10/31/08

    In reply to Denver Citizens Demand Nermal's Solace
    What else do you expect from a newspaper edited by John Denver.
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    Image of bjonston bjonston
    10/30/08

    In reply to Denver Citizens Demand Nermal's Solace

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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    10/30/08

    In reply to Denver Citizens Demand Nermal's Solace
    I am waiting for Fritzi Ritz to make a comeback. She was the ultimate comic strip character and you NEVER saw her in flats. Style, baby.
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    Image of delosdools delosdools
    10/30/08

    In reply to Denver Citizens Demand Nermal's Solace
    If you haven't seen lasagnacat.com yet, well, I'm sorry. And also, you're welcome.
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    Image of VoxPopuli VoxPopuli
    10/30/08

    @delosdools: Oh yes, I remember what that is. I like this one - It makes fun of Garfield and Trent Reznor. Where else can you find that?
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    Image of ian spiegelman ian spiegelman
    10/30/08

    In reply to Denver Citizens Demand Nermal's Solace
    Busting on Garfield, Hamilton? You elitist bastard.
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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    10/30/08

    In reply to Denver Citizens Demand Nermal's Solace
    You protest too much, Hamilton. Only insiders know who Nermal is. Garfield ignorers get only as far as the orange cat himself and his bulging (but sleepy-eyed) friend Jon.


    And no, I didn't have a Garfield Trapper Keeper and a kitchen magnet that said, "I hate Mondays." That's for lameoids who checked out the entire Garfield collection from the library (and got like 5th grade pissed when the new one came out and somebody already had it). Also, who wouldn't sell their left boob for a heaping plate of lasagna, anyway?! huh?! Who?!


    I've said too much.


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    Image of SaraRueful SaraRueful
    10/30/08

    @Spirit Fingers: I had Garfield SHOELACES.


    I was the coolest, man.

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    Image of Moff Moff
    10/30/08

    In reply to Denver Citizens Demand Nermal's Solace
    The pink cat's name is Arlene, people. She's Garfield's girlfriend.


    Come on!

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    Image of Private Hangnail Private Hangnail
    10/30/08

    In reply to Denver Citizens Demand Nermal's Solace
    All the nudity and race baiting in Brenda Starr really left a sour taste in my mouth.
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    Image of TroubleonWheels TroubleonWheels
    10/30/08

    In reply to Denver Citizens Demand Nermal's Solace
    As I drove home from ye olde Halloween store yesterday I passed (with a one-finger salute) a line of 25-30 MEN along the street holding signs which read, "YES on 48".


    That's the "personhood" amendment all about declaring a fertilized egg a "person" with "rights", which, if passed, will spell doom for not only abortion rights but birth control and stem cell research.


    Nope, not so many smarties in Denver.

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    Image of Colonel Mustard Colonel Mustard
    10/30/08

    @TroubleonWheels: If that "person" is gay, he or she still isn't allowed to get married though. We don't want to go crazy with these rights, okay? They're not party favors.
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    Image of Sargasm Sargasm
    10/30/08

    @TroubleonWheels: A well-executed swerve could have taken out a few of 'em. You already had a disguise on board.
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    Image of Larry Fine Larry Fine
    10/30/08

    @Colonel Mustard: Gay embryos always move into a uterus about 2 years before the yuppie embryos. Invariably, the yuppie embryos end up pushing the gay ones out to the vagina. Damn yuppie embryos.
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    Image of Colonel Mustard Colonel Mustard
    10/30/08

    In reply to Denver Citizens Demand Nermal's Solace
    When Obama voted against funds to support Beetle Bailey, it sent a chill down Cindy McCain's back.
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    Image of Larry Fine Larry Fine
    10/30/08

    @Colonel Mustard: What do you expect? We all know that the press is in the Tank McNamara for Barack.
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    Image of Social Crimer Social Crimer
    10/30/08

    In reply to Denver Citizens Demand Nermal's Solace
    You know what the saddest of the "funnies" is?


    The Lockhorns.


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    Image of JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing! JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing!
    10/30/08

    @Colonel Mustard: And then she immediately got Pharmie on the phone because if she can feel chills, it's time to up her dosage.
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    Image of bjonston bjonston
    10/30/08

    In reply to Denver Citizens Demand Nermal's Solace
    I'm still stuck at G-Spot enlargement injections. What?
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    Image of Social Crimer Social Crimer
    10/30/08

    In reply to Denver Citizens Demand Nermal's Solace
    I guess Rocky Mountain News Minus Garfield isn't as poetic and existential as Garfield Minus Garfield.
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    Image of Wanna Are It Wanna Are It
    10/30/08

    In reply to Denver Citizens Demand Nermal's Solace
    Still not as good (in a solipsistic way) as Garfield minus Garfield.
    [garfieldminusgarfield.net]
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    Image of VoxPopuli VoxPopuli
    10/31/08

    @wanna_are_it: Great name, by the way. One of my favorite mini-scandal typos ever.
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    Image of MisterHippity MisterHippity
    10/30/08

    In reply to Denver Citizens Demand Nermal's Solace
    Garfield jumped the shark when that pink cat with the lipstick showed up. It's been all downhill ever since.
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    Image of Tammany_Fall Tammany_Fall
    10/30/08

    @MisterHippity: Like a female Scrappy Doo, she was.
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    Image of Larry Fine Larry Fine
    10/30/08

    @MisterHippity: That lipstick made her look like a whore. A dirty, dirty whore.
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