Tim Tebow Is a Threat to Run
While standing on a golf course and wearing a ridiculous hat this week, former good college-level quarterback Tim Tebow told Fox News that the idea of running for office is “intriguing” to him.
Let The Woman Keep Her Gator!
Mary Thorn is great friends with her pet alligator, Rambo. She loves Rambo and Rambo loves her. Don’t let the government take Rambo away from Mary!
Reptile Zoo Rescues 150 Goddamn Crocodiles From Strange Man's Home
About 150 crocodilians were removed from a Toronto-area home last week after their owner reached out to a nearby reptile sanctuary for help with his bonkers hoarding problem, CBC News reports.
Alligator Caught Crossing Manhattan Street Has Died
During the evening rush hour on Thursday, an alligator crawled out of...somewhere, and crossed a street in the Upper Manhattan neighborhood of Inwood. Officers from the NYPD’s 34th Precinct captured the ‘gator and brought it to a shelter where it died Friday morning, the New York Times reports.
Man Named Bear Kills Gator That Ate His Dumb Friend: "He Had to Go"
After he was warned not to go into the bayou with a large alligator this weekend, a 28-year-old Texas man did just that, declaring “Fuck that alligator!” and jumping to his demise. Now a friend of the victim, a man known only as Bear, has made the alligator pay with its life for his buddy’s mistake.
"Fuck That Alligator": Man Killed Seconds After Mocking Gator Warning
Authorities say a 28-year-old Texas man was attacked and killed by an alligator “almost immediately” after being warned by a bystander not to swim in the water, replying “fuck that alligator” before jumping in, Buzzfeed reports.
Gator Mad
Gator mad. Truck approach gator. Gator see truck. Gator bite truck. Truck owner mad.
Florida Man Wanted for Peeing on Gators Fans
Good for him.
Guess the end of this headline: "6-foot gator makes unwelcome appearance at front door of __ __." Okay, yes, it's "Florida Wal-Mart." We'll find a harder one next time.
Will Laser Wheelchairs Spell Doom for the Able-Bodied?
Blood tests! Omnipresent alligators! Abounding planets! European telescope! Disappearing Avandia! Sniffing mammals! Laser wheelchairs! Repulsive energy! And DIY levees! It's your Thursday Science Watch, where we watch science—as if Schrodinger's cat would allow such a thing!
Vicious Alligators Bitch Slapped by House Cat
Here's a video of a little house cat locked in a standoff with an alligator. It gets heated and the paws come out. And though the gator gets some backup, it's not enough to contain the cat. Watch below!
