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We've never heard of Date:Unknown, from which this story of a date gone awry springs. The important lesson to take away from this whole thing: Gawker's "Quietly Judging You" t-shirt will not get you any play. Stick with "Hot Piece of Twat," which pretty much guarantees both penetration and oral.

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Your T-Shirts Are Almost Ready

You've been there, you've done that. What's left? Ah, yes, these fine 100% cotton, American Apparel garments. These works of art in clothing form were your two top selections in our recent tee-off; they're available for pre-order from the Gawker shop at a special price. (Congratulations to Gawker commenter swedefish, who suggested "I Hate Your Kids.") Order now and soon enough you'll be explaining to all of your friends that, no, you're not wearing a shirt that says you're a douche, it's more of a play on words that - oh, never mind, you wouldn't understand. Even better news: Our quest for humorous leisurewear is far from over: Want to suggest your own creation, or simply vote on those of others? You can! Shop early and often. More »

4:30 PM on Tue Jan 23 2007
By abalk2
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Latest by dotorg greg: Maybe an "I Hate Your Mom" t-shirt? And wrt the "wearing them ironically" dilemma, you're right: wearing them ironically and wearing them like a clueless douche will look totally the same from the outside. Only you will know for sure. The more »

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Gawker You-Shirt: "Douch!" in a Walk?

Despite an early lead and pre-existence elsewhere in shirt form, "Be Adequite" has steadily lost ground to the potentially immortal "Douch !" as Gawker readers' collective suggestion for a new t-shirt slogan. Numerous other douche references, in-house humor, anti-hipster jokes, and outright sexual come-ons. Feel free to add your own submissions to the fray (one submission every 30 minutes, idiocy will be deleted), or just check out the current vote totals. Next week, we'll pick a winner, or winners, and commence to rounding up orphans to operate the looms at the Gawker Media shirtwaist factory. More »

12:40 PM on Thu Jan 11 2007
By Chris Mohney
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New Gawker T-Shirt Designed by You

Given all the accolades You have won over the past year, isn't it time we started harnessing Your enormous potential? What better use of Your talents could there be, other than designing the next Gawker t-shirt? We're not talking some namby-pamby email slogan submission this time, neither. We're getting all up in Your social media. Slogans can be entered and voted on LIVE, right in front of Your face, with Digg-style up-down votes on every candidate. After the jump, submit as many slogans as You want (though You're limited to one submission every 30 minutes). You'll be taken directly to the voting page after adding your slogan to the mix, or You can skip the sloganeering and go right to the voting. Thrill us with Your t-shirt designing acumen. More »

12:20 PM on Tue Jan 9 2007
By skidder
369 views, 13 comments

Latest by VoxPopuli: Can we get the t-shirt with the question mark on it as shown in the graphic? I'm confused a lot of the time, so it works for me. more »