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Paul Janka's Morning Make-Out

Sex pervert and known prick Paul Janka (no, not him, but close!) may have been spotted this morning in Astoria. Janka, some sort of writer who was also recently spotted making a gigantic ass of himself on the Dr. Phil show, was, of course, infuriating to look at: "swear to Christ almighty that I saw skanktasmagoria himself Paul Janka this morning on the N train -Broadway platform in Astoria. I don't think I am great at recognizing people, but I'm sure it was him. Allow me to submit my evidence..." Continued after the jump. More »

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After Partyness

This one was too good to relegate to the map. Plus it's pretty long so it might show up funky. Behold: at a Tribeca Film Fest after party, we've got Rachel Dratch longing to be back on TV, Nikki "Hairspray" Blonski, Spencer Breslin, Heidi Montag and Spencer Twat trying to control who looks at them, and Ally Sheedy looking ancient. Sighting after the jump, old school Gawker Stalker style. More »

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A Touch Of Down Syndrome

From today's stalker bag:
Saw Dax Shepard coming out of Hudson River Park at West and Charles last night with some pint-sized woman whom I assumed to be his girlfriend. He looked shorter than I had expected, and he also looked like he had a slight case of Down syndrome.
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Maggie Gyl's Post-Postpartum Glow From a BlackBerry-wielding tipster minutes ago: "Maggie Gyllenhaal sitting behind me at cafe colonial on houston and elizabeth. She's pounding out a beat on the table-sitting with a guy and a girl about her age. She looks great-very sweet, smiling, rosy cheeks...post baby bliss?" Well, her daughter (and only child) was born in 2006, so post-post baby bliss.

Why Don't You Know Me? If Axl Rose walks through Manhattan and nobody recognizes him, should he be so pissed off about it?

We Are All Part Of The Problem Do you really want to know what Spencer and Heidi were wearing in Midtown today? Our stalker has the deets.

Alec Baldwin Celebrating 30 Rock Premiere In Style Emailed stalker sighting: "Tonight I spotted Alec Baldwin around 7:30pm at the French Roast Cafe on 11th Street West and 6th Avenue. He was was drunk and standing at the bar with a woman and a man. He had his arm around the woman a few times, and seemed to be falling all over her. Alec seemed to be meeting the couple there, because they all left together shortly after he arrived."

Ivanka Trump At Airport, Has "Rectangularly-Shaped" Bottom Emailed stalker sighting: "Just saw Ivanka Trump going through security at LaGuardia. Pretty in person, with perfect skin, she has nice legs but a surprisingly rectangularly-shaped bottom. Traveling with a very inbred English-upper-class-looking public school boy."

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Housewives: They're Just Like Us

An excited tipster got a pleasant yet sobering view of the world last Friday, when she spotted someone so peculiar, so beguiling that it changed her very idea of reality TV celebrity. There, on the 6 train just like everyone else, was Ramona from Real Housewives of New York City. She looked tacky and desperate of course, but also a bit more human, rumbling through the tunnels with the masses. Full Stalker report after the jump. More »

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HBO Brothers Lift Weights Together

A stalker tipster reports seeing, just now, Meadow's boyfriend Finn from the Sopranos and Brenda's crazy brother Billy from Six Feet Under working out simultaneously in the weight room at the SoHo Equinox. Jeremy Sisto, aka Billy, is "surprisingly beefy," according to the tipster, while Will "Finn" Janowitz looked "skinny — had seen him there before." Both must have been engrossed in exercise, because neither star noticed the other, even though their defunct HBO shows overlapped.

Chace Crawford At Gym Gets Endorphins Flowing Emailed stalker sighting of Gossip Girl star: "Chase Crawford, Working out at Chelsea Equinox around 7:45PM tonight. When he walked in, collective gasp from all the girls (by 'girls' i mean gays and girls). He was dressed like a Cobra Kai, but less 80s and more smoldering."

Gattaca. Remember That?
Who's had it better after the breakup? If you can't tell from the photo, our stalker and a delivery guy can explain it to you, after the jump.

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Is This Better?

Words vs. real pictures - which makes you feel less invasive when you send your sighting to stalker@gawker.com or check out the map? Newer, old-fashioned stalker sighting, sans stalker-snapped iPhonePhoto, of Adrien Brody after the jump. More »

Adrien Brody at Japonica Emailed stalker sighting of the film actor: "Adrien Brody and cute girl just sat down at the bar at Japonica" in the West(ish) Village. Click thumb for full-sized iPhone pic.

Olsens The animatronic twins are lunching at Balthazar, on Spring Street, according to the paparazzi waiting at the corner of Crosby. Hurry!

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Everybody's Had a Run-In with Parker Posey's Devil-Dog

When we exposed quirky downtown actress Parker Posey's dog as being the devil yesterday, everybody chimed in with their own story! Parker Posey, control your dog! From New York to L.A., there have been multiple disastrous run-ins with little Gracie, starting with "her brother kicked my dog," and ending at the Chateau Marmont. More »

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Parker Posey's Dog Is The Devil

Parker Posey, the increasingly eccentric actress, tells Page Six Magazine that Gawker is "the devil". That's hardly a surprise: it's only since Gawker spies began tracking Posey's erratic trail through downtown New York, with her badly-behaved pooch, that terrorized fellow shoppers have been able to exact retribution. Laia writes: "I was in a store in Soho and actress Parker Posey was in there too with her (obnoxious) dog. The dog was sniffing my handbag, trying to get my left-over croissant. Posey apologized but all glibly, so I sent her dog to hell in Spanish. Anyways, the important thing happened afterwards. She dropped a white silk blouse on the floor—and the dog peed on it. Another customer noticed it and asked me if it was my blouse, or my dog. Certainly not my dog, I answered. Posey picked up the blouse, gave it to the sales person and left the store."

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'Kristen' In Girl-Near-Girl Video Action

High-class prostitutes are no different than any other women trying to get male attention. Here's Ashley Alexandra Dupré, the 22-year-old hooker who slept with Eliot Spitzer, putting on a free girl-on-girl dance show in a restaurant a few months ago. Ashley, known to the New York Governor and other clients as Kristen, is the girl on the left. Thanks, N, for the cameraphone clip. (Incidentally, this is a sign of a new era in trashy journalism. Ashley has left a much wider trail, in web pages, amateur music, and video footage, than characters in the sex scandals of earlier decades.)