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"It's called Slow Unemployed"
This is an occasional column by one of the authors of The Underminer, Or, The Best Friend Who Casually Destroys Your Life. The Underminer encourages you to slow down! More »
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By malboComment by IAmSuperTurtle: @SarahHeartburn: Unfortunately, I'm not that disciplined....which is saying a lot. more » | Other threads
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"Well I know you read Perez and Jezebel but...books?"
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"Swiffer. Citibank. Eva Longoria. I Just Made $1000! Whee!"
This is an occasional column by one of the authors of The Underminer, Or, The Best Friend Who Casually Destroys Your Life. Did you know that some people on Facebook are better than others? It's true! But it's okay, your "friends" still like you! Just keep poking away at them.
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"Ha, I Remember My Art Basel Days. Did You Make Something Fun Out Of Pipe Cleaners Again?"
This is an occasional column by one of the authors of The Underminer, Or, The Best Friend Who Casually Destroys Your Life. This time around, we learn that the only thing cooler than going to Art Basel is Xmas in NoLa with Brad and Ange. More » -
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"My Boyfriend. My Boyfriend Wentworth. Who Is Also Pretty Freed Up Right Now Because Of The STRIKE."
This is a column by one of the authors of The Underminer: or, The Best Friend Who Casually Destroys Your Life. Today: isn't the WGA strike a good opportunity to deepen your yoga practice?
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By malboComment by Seeräuber Jenny: @Pope John Peeps II: Thanks for the quotes. more » | Other threads
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"We Are All Beautiful Losers And Artists And Creators And Puppeteers In Berlin"
In this occasional column, we learn what's the haps with the best friend who casually destroys your life. The Underminer has a new address, and it's on the Fingerstraße!
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"We Are Redesigning The Logos For FEMA, Rape, And The Often Used Phrase 'Murdered Iraqi Children.'"
This is an occasional column by one of the authors of The Underminer, or, The Best Friend Who Casually Destroys Your Life. In this installment, the Underminer has taken up graphic design! More »
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By malboComment by IdleHands...: i figured they would just use grumpy bear from the care bears or something... murdery/rapey/quagmirey bear? *kkkt* charley bravo target acquired for... more » | Other threads
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Deviants And "Deviants" At The 'New Yorker' Festival
In this occasional column, one of the authors of The Underminer or, The Best Friend Who Casually Destroys Your Life refracts the news of the day through a bile-green lens. This week: the New Yorker Festival and also Internet pervs!
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"Have A Little Bit More Of A Social Life, Instead Of Sitting At Home In A Pair Of Shorts, Trying To Give Yourself Hepatitis"
This is an occasional column from one of the writers of The Underminer, or, The Best Friend Who Casually Destroys Your Life. His byline is everywhere these days! But, I mean, who really wants to write for those crass mainstream publications that still pay their writers well, anyway? More »
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By malboComment by Carol Gardens: This is why I have the free crappy phone from Working Assets without the graphics, web browsing, etc. and I... more » | Other threads
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Is It Art? I Decide!
This is an occasional column from one of the authors of The Underminer: or, The Best Friend Who Casually Destroys Your Life. That's right, a book! Weren't you working on one of those? Whatever happened with that? More »
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By malboComment by RollsRoycehead-on: Not to get all editorial on you guys, but the underminer comes across as a bit of a phony this... more » | Other threads
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undermining the underminer
Mike Albo, our Gawker Underminer columnist, writes the Times' Critical Shopper column today: "I guess I was enchanted by A.P.C. But at some point, I began to feel a little imprisoned, too. Not necessarily by the lovely clothes, but by our entire era of perfect fits and meticulous hipness. Part of me wanted to just get naked and wrap myself up in the burlap curtain and scream." Mike. Honey. Is everything okay? Oh, no reason. You just seem kind of... not-okay. You know? No, I mean of course you look fine! Better than fine! Decent, even! It's just that it kind of seems like writing the Critical Shopper column is making you sort of... how do I put this. Crazy! Ha, you are so crazy! Seriously, though, you're crazy. Maybe seek help.
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By Emily GouldComment by Liberace: Maybe it's all that "remind people I'm at Yaddo" stuff that's getting to him... more » | Other threads
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The Apatow Undertow
This is a column by one of the authors of The Underminer: The Best Friend Who Casually Destroys Your Life, who is still, unbelievably, still at Yaddo, which he has taken to calling "Yads."
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By malboComment by katie_a_princess: It's all so surreal, it's so surreal. my heart just skipped a beat and started a cardio regimen more » | Other threads
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The Williamstown Special Theatre Olympics
This is a column by one of the authors of The Underminer: The Best Friend Who Casually Destroys Your Life, who is (still) tweedling away his days up at Yaddo right now, by the way. Are you?
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By malboComment by LilaFowler: Reminds me of summer '05; all those lazy days playing tennis with Liev Schrieber and Ping Chong backstage at the... more » | Other threads
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"No, I'm Not Laughing At You. I Just Got A Really Funny Video Email On My iPhone!"
This is a column by one of the authors of The Underminer: The Best Friend Who Casually Destroys Your Life, who is at Yaddo right now by the way. Are you?
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Dane Cook, You've Got Great Gay Buzz!
Live from the pages of The Underminer: The Best Friend Who Casually Destroys Your Life, we get visited by the ghost of subtly bad friendship past and future. Maybe your underminer is a lover, or a friend, or a yoga teacher, or an employee! Maybe it's us!
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Hey, Man, Let's Play Video Gay Dress-Up
Live from the pages of The Underminer: The Best Friend Who Casually Destroys Your Life, we invited everyone's favorite frenemy to chime in from time to time on various hot topics. It's an enduringly funny joke—but ultimately, the joke is on the Underminer, don't you think? S/he's the one who's really so obsessed with status and validation. Once you begin to pity the underminer, you can never really be undermined again. Ohhhmm shanti. More »
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By malboComment by ClicheLaMoron: Second Life is for tools. I prefer getting raped by an octopus here in the Gawker comments. ... more » | Other threads
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The Boys In The Band Are In AA, Weight Watchers And AARP
Live from the pages of The Underminer: The Best Friend Who Casually Destroys Your Life, we invited everyone's favorite frenemy to chime in from time to time on various hot topics. That's right, The Underminer has a Gawker column now. But keep trying! You'll get one someday! You trouper! More »
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By malboComment by ambitious heckler: we've reached the point where telling someone to get sober is "undermining." more » | Other threads
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Catering 2 U At The CFDA Awards
Live from the pages of The Underminer: The Best Friend Who Casually Destroys Your Life, we invited everyone's favorite frenemy to chime in from time to time on various hot topics. That's right, The Underminer has a Gawker column now. But keep trying! You'll get one someday! You trouper! More »
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By malboComment by American Standard: Oh, honey, it's so sweet how clothes still get you all riled up. When you're done playing dress-up and lunching... more » | Other threads
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Penetrating The Inner Sanctum Of The Tom Ford Store
Live from the pages of The Underminer: The Best Friend Who Casually Destroys Your Life, we invited everyone's favorite frenemy to chime in from time to time on various hot topics. That's right, The Underminer has a Gawker column now. But keep trying! You'll get one someday! You trouper! More »
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By malboComment by joeyversion2: I feel like I should pay by the minute to look at that picture. Guh. more » | Other threads
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Feathered Frenemies At The Met
Live from the pages of The Underminer: The Best Friend Who Casually Destroys Your Life, we invited everyone's favorite frenemy to chime in from time to time on various hot topics. That's right, The Underminer has a Gawker column now. But keep trying! You'll get one someday! You trouper! More » -
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Did Somebody Say Indiana Jewnes?
Live from the pages of The Underminer: The Best Friend Who Casually Destroys Your Life, we invited everyone's favorite frenemy to chime in from time to time on various hot topics. That's right, The Underminer has a Gawker column now. But keep trying! You'll get one someday! You trouper! More » -
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Gawker Underminer: Mooning The Misbegotten
Live from the pages of The Underminer: The Best Friend Who Casually Destroys Your Life, we invited everyone's favorite frenemy to chime in from time to time on various hot topics. That's right, The Underminer has a Gawker column now. But keep trying! You'll get one someday! You trouper!
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Gawker Underminer: No Impact Whatsoever
Live from the pages of The Underminer: The Best Friend Who Casually Destroys Your Life, we invited everyone's favorite frenemy to chime in from time to time on various hot topics. That's right, The Underminer has a Gawker column now. But keep trying! You'll get one someday! You trouper!
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Gawker Underminer: The Poe-Biz
Live from the pages of The Underminer: The Best Friend Who Casually Destroys Your Life, we invited everyone's favorite frenemy to chime in from time to time on various hot topics. That's right, The Underminer has a Gawker column now. But keep trying! You'll get one someday! You trouper!
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By malboComment by air polloi: Oh my gawd, I just spilled that mojito right on your crotch. I am SO sorry. Hey, will you get... more » | Other threads
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Gawker Underminer: Boerum Hill Heartbreak
Live from the pages of The Underminer: The Best Friend Who Casually Destroys Your Life, we invited everyone's favorite frenemy to chime in from time to time on various hot topics. That's right, The Underminer has a Gawker column now. But keep trying! You'll get one someday! You trouper! Brooklynites Heath Ledger and Michelle Williams have hit a rough patch in their relationship.
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By malboComment by SchmatSchmaymon: Clare - he's so gay, when he's not reviewing for the Times he's getting recommendations from HX: http://dinersjournal.blogs.nytimes.com/2007/01/22/out-and-... more » | Other threads
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Gawker Underminer: From YouTube To Boob
Live from the pages of The Underminer: The Best Friend Who Casually Destroys Your Life, we invited everyone's favorite frenemy to chime in from time to time on various hot topics. That's right, The Underminer has a Gawker column now. But keep trying! You'll get one someday! You trouper! More »
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By malboComment by yourfriendandneighbor: Is calling David Lehre "Daniel" halfway through this part of the Underminer character or just an editorial fuck up? more » | Other threads
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Gawker Underminer: These Kids Make Us Say 'Yech'
Live from the pages of The Underminer: The Best Friend Who Casually Destroys Your Life, we invited everyone's favorite frenemy to chime in from time to time on various hot topics. That's right, The Underminer has a Gawker column now. But keep trying! You'll get one someday! You trouper!For $40 a session, pint-size cooks can learn to make dim sum, sopas and baba ghanouj. On a recent weekend, Alyssa Volland, the instructor and the wife of Alex Volland, the restaurant's owner and chef, chose pizza for the day's lesson. But this wasn't a typical child-friendly pizza — frozen, on a bagel or dripping with pepperoni. Instead, Hanna Mandel, 5, set to mixing yeast pebbles, sea salt and extra virgin olive oil into an artisanal dough, which she topped with mozzarella and a nutty, slightly stinky Gruy re before choosing a vegetable topping. As she kneaded, she talked about her No. 1 food, sushi, declaring, "Seaweed is my favorite part."
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By Emily GouldComment by skippywasserman: The thing foodies forget when overpaying for mediocre tuna steaks and crappy wheat alternatives is that when you're drinking it... more » | Other threads
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Gawker Underminer: Come To Graydon Carter's Warm Inner Thighfold. Or Not. Whatever.
Live from the pages of The Underminer: The Best Friend Who Casually Destroys Your Life, we invited everyone's favorite frenemy to chime in from time to time on various hot topics. That's right, The Underminer has a Gawker column now. But keep trying! You'll get one someday! You trouper! Instead of VIP seating, they rely on techniques, some from the speak-easy era, like obscure locations, secret (and oft-changed) reservation numbers, and "soft openings" that cater to insiders, to create the perception of exclusivity ... small and quiet is back in vogue.
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By malboComment by therealgoogle: I spent my New Years with Chloe's brother (architecture and theft of champagne). And I can't have just one glass... more » | Other threads
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