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    Image of Phyllis Nefler Phyllis Nefler
    03/04/09

    In reply to 'Beautiful Banker' David Webb Hates Shirts
    Getcha getcha lips wet cause it's time to have Pep
    On your marks get set go lemme go lemme shoop
    To the next man in a bathing suit*
    He spent all his dough, re mi cutie
    Shoop shooby dooby like scooby dooby doo


    *See what I did there? SEE IT?

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    Image of The Real JR The Real JR
    03/04/09

    In reply to 'Beautiful Banker' David Webb Hates Shirts
    Is that Pepa?


    And is she a Scorpio?

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    Image of i'm a bottle i'm a bottle
    03/04/09

    In reply to 'Beautiful Banker' David Webb Hates Shirts
    This Thanksgiving I am giving thanks for my having an inward-looking self-consciousness and a gently self-deprecating irony.
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    Image of Oy Veh (Informality Reigns) Oy Veh (Informality Reigns)
    03/04/09

    In reply to 'Beautiful Banker' David Webb Hates Shirts
    I give up--where are the HUNK pictures?? All I see here is an effete, slightly chubby guy wearing his mother's panties.
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    Image of Oy Veh (Informality Reigns) Oy Veh (Informality Reigns)
    03/04/09

    @Oy Veh (Informality Reigns): Although his shorter dark-haired friend is kinda hot.
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    Image of StonedAndDethroned StonedAndDethroned
    03/04/09

    In reply to 'Beautiful Banker' David Webb Hates Shirts
    Fuck the haters. He's hot. He smokes cigarettes and drinks beer which is better than the Stoli and cocaine diet that most of the fags in this city are on.


    BUT! Every conceivable situation that could lead to him wearing nothing but his undies in a rowboat involves him being a mentally disabled on some level.


    And wherever he is in that last picture is nowhere I want to be. And if there's any justice in the world, hopefully his presence there lead to him losing his job.

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    Image of everfade everfade
    03/04/09

    @StonedAndDethroned: I just want to sit and hold hands with you now.
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    Image of Shadenfreuder Shadenfreuder
    03/04/09

    @StonedAndDethroned: "Most of the fags in this city"?


    Let's try that again, shall we?


    And if you reply with "I meant douchebags/idiots/losers/whatever" than please go kill yourself.

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    Image of minou minou
    03/04/09

    @Shadenfreuder: Bitch, please. Presuming things doesn't suit you.
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    Image of Hockeymom Hockeymom
    03/04/09

    In reply to 'Beautiful Banker' David Webb Hates Shirts
    No David.
    Not Manpris.
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    Image of lucasuperior lucasuperior
    03/04/09

    In reply to 'Beautiful Banker' David Webb Hates Shirts
    I'm all about these boys. Ex-Bankers are kind of delicious
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    03/04/09

    @lucasuperior: I find them gamey.
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    Image of homoviper homoviper
    03/04/09

    @BookishLookish: free-range ex-bakers are the only way to go..
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    Image of Urbania Urbania
    03/04/09

    @BookishLookish: You and I are two of a kind, we are. Gamey is my word too!
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    Image of everfade everfade
    03/04/09

    In reply to 'Beautiful Banker' David Webb Hates Shirts
    I'd rather get to know his friend in the on the boat.
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    Image of everfade everfade
    03/04/09

    @everfade: Forgive me, it's my first day speaking teh englysh.
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    Image of Colander Colander
    03/04/09

    @everfade: Yeah, I remember my first day, but I'm totally down with your friend agenda.
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    Image of meese meese
    03/04/09

    In reply to 'Beautiful Banker' David Webb Hates Shirts
    that story about him losing his virginity to some 30-year-old "vixen" during his first "summer in the city" is really touching.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    03/04/09

    He@meese: He referred to losing his virginity as "getting that monkey off my back." David, teh ferst tyme fucken, u r doin it rong!
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    Image of TheHonJudgeSmails TheHonJudgeSmails
    03/04/09

    In reply to 'Beautiful Banker' David Webb Hates Shirts
    Are those Caprargo pants in the first picture?


    I just coined a word that combines the two things I hate most in this world.

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    Image of iplaudius iplaudius
    03/04/09

    @TheHonJudgeSmails: I didn’t realize the offense of cargo shorts until I actually used them for their original purpose. I was doing work on my apartment, and I put a hammer in one of the loops at the waist and some other tools and hardware in the pockets. And that was when it occurred to me: what the hell is wrong with me, wearing these when I don’t need them to do work? And why the hell are they camouflage?
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    03/04/09

    @TheHonJudgeSmails: *heart* my hero
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    Image of Charlotte Rae's Web Charlotte Rae's Web
    03/04/09

    In reply to 'Beautiful Banker' David Webb Hates Shirts
    Outside of the last one, this looks like the begining of a bad photo gallery of foreign gay porn.
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    Image of iplaudius iplaudius
    03/04/09

    @Charlotte Rae's Web: Not that we’d actually know what that looks like.
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    Image of Urbania Urbania
    03/04/09

    In reply to 'Beautiful Banker' David Webb Hates Shirts
    Oh this joker. She can barely lift a beer, much less move a boat!
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    Image of Private Hangnail Private Hangnail
    03/04/09

    In reply to 'Beautiful Banker' David Webb Hates Shirts
    A man with a large stick wearing only his underwear in a boat can only be one thing by my estimation: batshit insane. Or maybe this dream I had last week, but I had been drinking so let's stick with the insane thing.
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    Image of Nice Beaver Nice Beaver
    03/04/09

    @Private Hangnail: Oh no. It's just like my card reader predicted. "The Man With The Large Stick Wearing Only His Underwear In A Boat" card following "Man In Pool Smoking Cigarette With 1980s Female Rapper With Scorpion Tattoo On Her Sternum" card can mean only one thing: Miles Davis's ghost will have symptoms of Irritable Bowel Syndrome on Good Friday.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    03/04/09

    In reply to 'Beautiful Banker' David Webb Hates Shirts
    Gal in the second photo looks a lot like Pepa!
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    Image of Nick Denton Nick Denton
    03/04/09

    @BookishLookish: Yeah, that's her.
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    Image of resipsaloquacious resipsaloquacious
    03/04/09

    Treach is gonna be pissed.@Nick Denton:
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    03/04/09

    @resipsaloquacious: Her weave is pretty bad, I think Treach will pass.
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    Image of Neutralize Neutralize
    03/04/09

    @BookishLookish: If Pepa is notorious for anything in these modern times, it is her shiteous glued on wigs. Her time in the Surreal Life house was spent with a plastic red and yellow number that I still talk about.


    Some of her hair was always sticking out in the front! Bookish!

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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    03/04/09

    @Neutralize: Thank you for "shiteous," may I add it to my collection, Neutr?
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    Image of ♥AntiSocialSocialite♥ ♥AntiSocialSocialite♥
    03/04/09

    In reply to 'Beautiful Banker' David Webb Hates Shirts
    is he hanging out with Peppa from Salt n Peppa???? that's random.
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