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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    11/09/09

    In reply to Questionnaire: Are You a Jew?
    also: this. #thejews
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    Image of aztecprincess aztecprincess
    11/09/09

    In reply to Questionnaire: Are You a Jew?
    I've had it with the Orthodox Jews and the Jews who do nothing to stop them. Enough with their holier than thou mishegoss.
    [grandenchilada.blogspot.com] #thejews
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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    11/09/09

    In reply to Questionnaire: Are You a Jew?
    On the one hand, I'm a bacon-loving tattooed Jew who hasn't been to Temple in well over a year and doesn't know his yud from his gimel.

    On the other hand, my grandfather's hobby is rewriting his will, so as far as he knows, I heard the shofar blast, I'm trying to keep Kosher, I fasted on Yom Kippur (although I didn't have a chance to go through my apartment with candle and feather looking for chometz) and sure, next summer I'll go to Israel (but only if the Palestinians aren't doing too much terrorism).

    Last time I checked, lying through your teeth to your grandfather doesn't make you any less a Jew. #thejews
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    Image of miss_msry miss_msry
    11/09/09

    In reply to Questionnaire: Are You a Jew?
    I scored 100+ points. Does that make me a Jew? Is the certificate in the mail? #thejews
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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    11/09/09

    @miss_msry: Send your name, mailing address, and Notarized Proof of 100-Point Jewery to ChosenPeople@Gawker.com. Your certificate will arrive in 2 - 3 weeks. Mazel Tov. #thejews
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    Image of miss_msry miss_msry
    11/09/09

    @Foster Kamer:

    Technically I lied about Larry David so subtract .1 point. #thejews
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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    11/09/09

    In reply to Questionnaire: Are You a Jew?
    Also, this question of definition has been discussed previously in history.

    See also, three-fifths rule

    Discuss: Should what would have gotten someone killed for "being Jewish" then still count today?

    [en.wikipedia.org]

    In legally defining "who is Jew", the Nazis considered anyone of Jewish descent, even the descendents of converts who converted from Judaism after January 18, 1871, (the founding of the German Empire) were still considered Jews. Friedländer writes that, for the Nazis, Germany drew its strength for its "purity of blood" and its "rootedness in the sacred German earth."[51] In 1933, a series of laws were passed which contained "Aryan paragraphs" to exclude Jews from key areas: the Law for the Restoration of the Professional Civil Service; the physicians' law; and the farm law, forbidding Jews from owning farms or taking part in agriculture. Jewish lawyers were disbarred, and in Dresden, Jewish lawyers and judges were dragged out of their offices and courtrooms, and beaten.[52]

    At the insistence of then president Hindenburg, Hitler added an exemption allowing Jewish civil servants who were veterans of the first world war, or whose fathers or sons had served, to remain in office.

    (Hindenburg was disturbed that people who had fought and bled for Germany would be forced from their state jobs.) Hitler revoked this exemption in 1937.

    Jews were excluded from schools and universities, (Law to prevent overcrowding in schools) and from belonging to the Journalists' Association, or from being owners or editors of newspapers .[51] The Deutsche Allgemeine Zeitung of April 27, 1933 wrote:

    In 1935, Hitler introduced the Nuremberg Laws, which: prohibited Jews from marrying Aryans, annulled existing marriages between Jews and Aryans (the Law for the protection of German blood and German honor,) prohibited Jews from serving as civil servants, stripped German Jews of their citizenship and deprived them of all civil rights. In his speech introducing the laws, Hitler said that if the "Jewish problem" cannot be solved by these laws, it "must then be handed over by law to the National-Socialist Party for a final solution (Endlösung)."[54] #thejews
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    Image of adiam7 adiam7
    11/09/09

    In reply to Questionnaire: Are You a Jew?
    Larry David is fucking awesome and great for Jews and the rest of humanity! The craziest Jew on Jew fights usually go on between Hasidic groups. There is a doozy going on in BK right now with a trial and everything. I came across this website from a story in the Post [whoisshmira.wordpress.com] . The posts are fine on this website but the comments will keep you coming back for more. #thejews
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    Image of ChrisCroy ChrisCroy
    11/09/09

    In reply to Questionnaire: Are You a Jew?
    When I was writing Ronald Perelman's wikipedia article, I had a very surreal encounter with a Jewish crusader. He removed the tags from the article that said he was an Orthodox Jew, proclaiming there was no way a man who had four ex wives could possibly be a true Orthodox Jew. He was, at best, Conservodox. I found myself attempting to prove a man I've never met was a TRUE Jew. Fortunately, Perelman's sufficiently proud of being a Jew that it only took me half an hour or so to satisfy the crusader with stories of him observing the Sabbath and staying kosher. I left the experience wondering how this would have gone for someone who wasn't so outspoken about their Jewishness. #thejews
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    Image of powergal777 powergal777
    11/09/09

    In reply to Questionnaire: Are You a Jew?
    As a Hebrew school teacher, I've seen many cases which cause confusion to children: attending a 'christian elementary school' on weekdays and Jewish sunday school. It's the responsibility of parents to raise children with one solid sense of identity, and take whatever steps are necessary within the community to insure that. Yes, family history can interfere or ease Jewish involvement. In Israel, orthodox rabbis assist Russians in tracing back roots four or five generations to assist bringing them to Israel. Those Rabbis may be able to assist with the conflict in England going on at this time.
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    Image of adiam7 adiam7
    11/09/09

    @powergal777: Is this why certain towns in Israel look like Russia, complete with Orthodox churches and pork everywhere? #thejews
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    Image of nettiebloom nettiebloom
    11/09/09

    In reply to Questionnaire: Are You a Jew?
    FYI-avoiding your mother goes against the ten commandments. May Charlton Heston yell down at you-shanda
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    adiam7 promoted this comment Phyllis Nefler approved this comment nettiebloom was starred nettiebloom was unstarred
    Image of adiam7 adiam7
    11/09/09

    @nettiebloom: It is the only one I answered D on! #thejews
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    Image of girlhowdy girlhowdy
    11/09/09

    In reply to Questionnaire: Are You a Jew?
    Fun fact: If two Jews adopt a child, the child isn't considered Jewish unless his/her biological mother was Jewish. So if my daughter eventually wants to marry a Jew in any sort of Jewish ceremony other than Reform, she will have to "convert" first--even though we are raising her (nominally) Jewish. Weird, eh? #thejews
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    Image of howdybeep (runs with monkey wrenches) howdybeep (runs with monkey wrenches)
    11/08/09

    In reply to Questionnaire: Are You a Jew?
    So, I have a question!

    My great-great-grandmother, a German Jew, somehow ended up married to a Protestant North Carolina tobacco farmer sometime after the Civil War. She never converted to Christianity and they only had girls. One of the daughters only had daughter (and so on, and so on) -- which brings me to me. When does that whole matriarchal trickle-down effect run out? Two generations? Three? Any ruling on that?

    (I once posed the question to the one rabbi I have ever met as, "what does that make me?" and his answer was "An Episcopalian.") #thejews
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    Image of EatMyKant EatMyKant
    11/08/09

    @howdybeep (runs with monkey wrenches): Yeah, definitely Episcopalian... #thejews
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    Image of raincoaster raincoaster
    11/08/09

    @EatMyKant: I think you're only Episcopalian if the tobacco farmer was Presbyterian. #thejews
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    11/09/09

    @EatMyKant: Back in the day, I spent a summer working in Mississippi and one day went to lunch with my colleagues. On the way, a colleague, an older male, asked me what religion I was. I said, "I'm an atheist." He grabbed my hand and said, earnestly and with fondness, "You can't say that around here. Say you're Episcopalian. Same thing, anyway!" #thejews
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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    11/09/09

    @howdybeep (runs with monkey wrenches): Probably makes you smarter than your neighbors. #thejews
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    Image of adiam7 adiam7
    11/09/09

    @registered: I never knew Episcopalians were so well regarded. I must look into them #thejews
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    Image of aztecprincess aztecprincess
    11/09/09

    @howdybeep (runs with monkey wrenches): You are a Jew. #thejews
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    Image of Zernhelt Zernhelt
    11/08/09

    In reply to Questionnaire: Are You a Jew?
    I just want to say that I resent your comment calling the ADL "often Zionist," like Zionism is a dirty word.

    As a Jew from a very Zionist family, it bothers me to no end that it had become a dirty word. Just because one is Zionist does not mean that that same person believes all Palestinians should be killed. I, like many other Zionists, support a two-state solution.

    I really enjoy reading Gawker, and many of the other Gawker Media blogs, but I am truly disappointed that such a profoundly offensive statement was allowed to be posted. #thejews
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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    11/08/09

    @Zernhelt: Fair enough. I added the word "extremist" to clear up the issue. Because the ADL are a bunch of fist-thumping, finger-pointing, uncompramising bigots, who are furthering the same cause they claim to be out fighting. #thejews
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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    11/09/09

    @Foster Kamer: Thank you. Preach.

    Doing unto others the horrors that were done to you is not a good response to history. #thejews
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    Image of Zernhelt Zernhelt
    11/12/09

    @Foster Kamer: I'd rather you take out the word "Zionist" all together, but it's better than nothing. Thanks. #thejews
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    Image of pony_express pony_express
    11/08/09

    In reply to Questionnaire: Are You a Jew?
    I'm only in it for the food. #thejews
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    Image of adiam7 adiam7
    11/09/09

    @pony_express: You must be Sephardic cause once you take out the deli's Ashkenazi food is like the rest of Easter European good, meh #thejews
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    Image of 6h057 6h057
    11/08/09

    In reply to Questionnaire: Are You a Jew?
    Everyone knows there's only one thing that makes you Jewish:

    Being Jewish before it was cool.
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    Image of Brad Brown Brad Brown
    11/08/09

    In reply to Questionnaire: Are You a Jew?
    Is Gawker accepting submissions for the companion piece, "Are You A Southern Baptist?" #thejews
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    Image of raincoaster raincoaster
    11/08/09

    @Brad Brown: What about "Are you an Irish Catholic?" I hope Gore Vidal writes that one. #thejews
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