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gawkimo
06/08/09

In reply to Brit Nip Slip!
Wow, she looks like a middle aged stripper. I think I'll go masturbate.
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MisterHippity
06/08/09

In reply to Brit Nip Slip!
Britney Spears, lacking pasties and glue
Capped each breast with a rub-on tattoo.
But the room was so frigid
Her nipples got rigid
And the tips of her nips poked right through!
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NoWireHangers
06/08/09

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This would be news if the whole world hadn't already seen her vagina.
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britneyspearstears
06/08/09

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Girl look good: You go girl.
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City_Dater
06/08/09

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All I see is sun-damaged skin and those unfortunate extensions (on the plus side, her teeth look fab, putting her ahead of the rest of her elementary school graduating class, I'm sure).
Poor Britney...why doesn't she try aging badly out of the public eye for a while?
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MisterHippity
06/08/09

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I just looked at the unpixelated ones over on News of the World site (cuz I'm skeezy like that).
What strikes me is how many different pictures of her breasts there are, all from different angles and poses. I think it's 16 pictures, but it feels like 50. They just keep coming.
When I close my eyes now, all I see is saggy boobs with fake tattoos stuck to them. I think I will probably be chased by enormous versions of them in my dreams tonight ...
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Nice Beaver
06/08/09

@MisterHippity: Don't worry. Right before they catch you, Padma will show up and blast them away with beams of raspberry reduction from her cold, dead eyes.
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Mount_Prion
06/08/09

@MisterHippity: It happened to Woody Allen. (And I can't find the video on Youtube!)
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Nice Beaver
06/08/09

In reply to Brit Nip Slip!
@BookishLookish: Sadly, you're so right. Gone are the days when hints of impending nudity passed for sexy. We're now in an era where we debate whether a particular celebrity crotch shot showed enough, um, "information" to be interesting.

Where have you gone, Russ Meyer? A nation turns its lonely eyes to you and the cartoonishly well-endowed actresses you employed.
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depardoo
06/08/09

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This business with stripper poles is getting tiresome, no?
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BookishLookish
06/08/09

@depardoo: Kind of. Time to bring back the fan dance, I think.

A bit off-topic, but here is a link to the supposed originator of the fan dance:

[morethanyouneededtoknow.typepad.com]
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daveyjonesisdead
06/08/09

@BookishLookish: or we could go in another direction and bring back the baby-oil kiddie pool. Just an option.
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BookishLookish
06/08/09

@daveyjonesisdead: I always liked the reverse strip that Gypsy Rose Lee used to do. Though I think the male sexual palate is much too jaded to appreciate it these days.
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paxcincinnatus
06/08/09

In reply to Brit Nip Slip!
that smile says "hello" but the eyes just mutter "goodbye"
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BookishLookish
06/08/09

@paxcincinnatus: Not waving but drowning.
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BookishLookish
06/08/09

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Interesting when the stretch marks show up under, not on the top. But it's that horrid weave that should be blotted out.
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Nice Beaver
06/08/09

In reply to Brit Nip Slip!
This is actually from her video "Like a Fish to Water."
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RonMwangaguhunga
06/08/09

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Can those eyes look any crazier?
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CaptainFantastic
06/08/09

In reply to Brit Nip Slip!
It says much that I can't be bothered to wade through the links to find the uncensored pics. I'm sorry Brit.
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BookishLookish
06/08/09

@CaptainFantastic: As you stand for the tit-loving demographic of America, this really is bad news.
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kneetoe
06/08/09

@BookishLookish: That's a very big demographic. Obama won it 70/30.
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BookishLookish
06/08/09

@kneetoe: Yes. I have always relied on the kindness of that demographic.
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iplaudius
06/08/09

In reply to Brit Nip Slip!
Ah, reala?

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TheHonJudgeSmails
06/08/09

In reply to Brit Nip Slip!
That is clearly Bethenny Frankel, or at least she and Britney are tanning at the same salon.
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