Foster, you break my heart. Must you remind me that I am not movie star good looking like Kristen Stewart? I would rate myself as maybe off-off-off Broadway good looking. And if I am not on that coast, can I claim even that? I'm so depressed now. I'm going to go buy a zhu zhu pet. And it's YOUR fault.
@sarrible: Tyson is the hot one. Tyrese is the dumb one with lyrics like "Late night phone calls on the telephone." As opposed to other kinds of phone calls? Dumbass.
I just find the idea of spending $3 million dollars on a birthday party to be disgusting. I know...it's his money and he can spend it any way he wants, but some of that money could have helped out a lot of people.
@DevilsAvocadoRedux: I had heard the phrase 'bespoke tailor' prior to your using it, but I always assumed it meant 'well-mannered', for some odd reason.
(Are you Redux because you got banned at some point?)
@Lysergic Asset: Not banned. I would have welcomed a Ketching - go down in flames, and all that. But it was far more mundane. My previous incarnation got scrambled during the last upgrade, so I had to start all over again. Sent a couple of emails to Gabriel, but gave up pestering lest my behaviour be categorised as stalkerish. Sigh. All that hard work, out the window. Minsley Tortimer bequeathed me one of his seldom-used avatars - MySluttyPony. Tee hee.
Hear, hear. After absenting myself for most of this year, I'm very happy to be back. And, although it did result in my former self's demise, I'm really glad they tidied up the commenting system. It's much, much snappier now. Like all the best bits from the old days without the waffle and squabbling that used to go on a bit too much.
@RandomLunatic: As someone who thought she was going to have to put up her dukes and kick some shins when some Twihards thought we were cutting their line at the theater Friday night, I second this emotion.
You'd have thought RobPat was waiting in the theater for them and we were dressed like Joan Jett.
In case you all were wondering, @dinalohan will be making a statement about this today. She wanted to yesterday, but was too busy working on her parenting book, bird watching book and worldwide phenomenon shoe line, Shoe-han.
And maybe I missed something, but in what universe is Natalie Portman's woefully safe-for-work performance in Hotel Chevalier a reason for embarrassment? #lindsaylohan
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My uncle is a bespoke tailor.
Wow - that sounds like a secret code from a Bond movie...
"My uncle is a bespoke tailor"..."Bond? James Bond? Felix Underwood, CIA. Welcome to Miami. I have a car waiting."
But, really. My uncle is a bespoke tailor.
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(Are you Redux because you got banned at some point?)
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After almost a year away, I think that this is still the most fun place to comment.
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Hear, hear. After absenting myself for most of this year, I'm very happy to be back. And, although it did result in my former self's demise, I'm really glad they tidied up the commenting system. It's much, much snappier now. Like all the best bits from the old days without the waffle and squabbling that used to go on a bit too much.
#tips
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You'd have thought RobPat was waiting in the theater for them and we were dressed like Joan Jett.
Those are some keraaazy beeches.
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Like, if she wasn't psychostage mom of the decade would Lindsay have even needed rehab in the first place? #lindsaylohan
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