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    Image of MissNormaDesmond MissNormaDesmond
    10/09/09

    In reply to Tech Playboy's Pimp Card

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    Image of Swifter Swifter
    10/09/09

    @MissNormaDesmond: Quoth the Marsden, Nevermore.
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    Image of RonMwangaguhunga RonMwangaguhunga
    10/09/09

    In reply to Tech Playboy's Pimp Card
    stop eye-raping me, James Wales.
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    10/09/09

    In reply to Tech Playboy's Pimp Card
    "Card" without the "r"?
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    Image of Airvault Airvault
    10/09/09

    In reply to Tech Playboy's Pimp Card
    Salieri?
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    Image of Our Lady of the Massacre Our Lady of the Massacre
    10/09/09

    In reply to Tech Playboy's Pimp Card
    Dude looks like a villain from Stargate. Also, how much of a dick do you have to be to forbid your wife from finishing her nursing degree? That said, Wikipedia is great. It's just a sad fact that the individuals behind great works are usually quite horrible.
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    MissNormaDesmond promoted this comment Edited by Our Lady of the Massacre at 10/09/09 4:18 PM Our Lady of the Massacre was starred Our Lady of the Massacre was unstarred
    Image of Swifter Swifter
    10/09/09

    In reply to Tech Playboy's Pimp Card
    Rachel Marsden in 3, 2, 1....
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    Image of raincoaster raincoaster
    10/10/09

    @Swifter: Yesterday the third-largest referrer to my blog was the search string "Rachel Marsden raincoaster". I mean, she even remembered the capitalization! She was topic du jour in Vangroover twitter circles yesterday because Matthew Good tore her a new asshole on his blog and then I brought up the fights we used to get into on Valleywag.

    And don't kid yourself; she'd still hit it, if she thought it would do her any good. But now she's working for the Torygraph, which is developing quite a line in publishing barely-literate essays by Ex-Mistresses of the Lesser Gods.
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    Image of Accidental Billionaire Accidental Billionaire
    08/29/09

    In reply to Web 2.0 Proposal Produces Twitter Storm
    My Social Dog. Mashable.

    Revenge is the best success. I mean, Mashable? Social networking for pets? These delusional idiots are in for jobs paying half the salary when the VC dries up.
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    Ryan Tate promoted this comment Accidental Billionaire was starred Accidental Billionaire was unstarred
    Image of Adam Hirsch Adam Hirsch
    08/29/09

    @Accidental Billionaire: Both Mashable and MySocialDog are completely bootstrapped companies (aka no VC). We are happy, work hard for what we believe in and are nice people... In addition, we know what we are talking about before we speak... ;)
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    Ryan Tate promoted this comment Adam Hirsch was starred Adam Hirsch was unstarred
    Image of Ryan Tate Ryan Tate
    08/29/09

    @Adam Hirsch: Thanks for weighing in. Gawker is bootstrapped this way as well.

    Promoting your comment means promoting the whole thread, but what the hey, might as well.
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    Image of ciscokidinsf ciscokidinsf
    08/28/09

    In reply to Web 2.0 Proposal Produces Twitter Storm
    So, let me get this straight, we now measure productivity and success based on number of tweets?
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    OMG! Ponies! promoted this comment ciscokidinsf was starred ciscokidinsf was unstarred
    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    08/29/09

    @ciscokidinsf: Well, using yours and downlow's metrics, I must be the most productive member of society - a success beyond compare.

    Hey Mom! Two people on the Internet said I'm not a failure!
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    Image of SpyMagician SpyMagician
    08/29/09

    @ciscokidinsf: Have comfort in this fact. The economy is not bouncing back and we're now heading towards the fall/winter. This kind of benchmark can't survive that kind of reality. Tweet that!
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    Image of SanFranLefty SanFranLefty
    08/27/09

    In reply to 'In Lieu of Gifts, Please Give Us Free Venture Capital'
    The bride has an interesting website:
    [www.drue.net]
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    Image of SanFranLefty SanFranLefty
    08/27/09

    @SanFranLefty: I described it as "interesting" because I couldn't think of a better word. Bizarre? Surreal? Fucked up?
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    Image of snugbug snugbug
    08/26/09

    In reply to 'In Lieu of Gifts, Please Give Us Free Venture Capital'
    No Googling needed here: I can already diagram that he's an Eastern-Euro (Bulgarian? Serbian?) overachiever who went to Stanford, with a family who mercilessly flogged him to excel since Day 1 and "only kissed him in his sleep." No idea what Björk-circa-Sugarcubes' trip is, but I'd friendly warn her about hitching her life and business wagon to an Eastern-Euro dude. The relatives will drive you MAD, lady! But if said dude pulls a Sergey Brin, it might be worth it.. Nazdrave!
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    gladys_kravitz promoted this comment Edited by snugbug at 08/26/09 8:20 PM snugbug was starred snugbug was unstarred
    Image of gladys_kravitz gladys_kravitz
    08/26/09

    @snugbug: Sounds personal experience with with some Eastern bloc in-laws.
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    Image of snugbug snugbug
    08/26/09

    @gladys_kravitz: No, I'm one of them. And I think in retrospect I shouldda kept my mouth firmly shut.
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    Image of gladys_kravitz gladys_kravitz
    08/26/09

    @snugbug: Nah, everyone's alllowed to make fun of their own ethnic peeps. You're fine.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    08/26/09

    @snugbug: English is not your first language, snug, yet you kick so much ass in it!
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    Image of oneninesevenfour oneninesevenfour
    08/26/09

    @snugbug: Drue does thus thing where she makes traditional Japanese ink wash drawings of tech executives and has some sort of thing about looking for zen buddhism within Silicon Valley c-suites.

    In all of her videos, she looks likes she's 6'3" which either means the mister is 7'2" and got into Stanford on a basketball scholarship or most silivalley tech execs are like 5'2". Or both.

    Also? I'm still not convinced that Drue isn't a gender illusionist. This wedding is inclusive in that regard.
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    Image of Rock tha Hizzee Rock tha Hizzee
    08/26/09

    In reply to 'In Lieu of Gifts, Please Give Us Free Venture Capital'
    Wow, I didn't think I could hate Stanford grads any more than I already did.
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    Astigmatism promoted this comment Rock tha Hizzee was starred Rock tha Hizzee was unstarred
    Image of Astigmatism Astigmatism
    08/26/09

    @Rock tha Hizzee: Hey! Plenty of us slouch through life with English degrees, too!
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    Image of Duck_Lips Duck_Lips
    08/26/09

    In reply to 'In Lieu of Gifts, Please Give Us Free Venture Capital'
    Here in Newark's North Ward (home of the late Anthony Imperiale and Calandra's Bakery), the bride is expected to march through the reception as guests stuff money into her pink satin "money bag." Much more to the point, don't you think?
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    BookishLookish promoted this comment Duck_Lips was starred Duck_Lips was unstarred
    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    08/26/09

    @Duck_Lips: That's a time-honored Italian tradition and the satin fabric brings it class! The Jewish do the same thing--they write checks instead--and it is done face-to-face and with the same fun and deep affection.

    The bride feels the love. That's the key. That's how you give a gift. This begging nonsense these kids are pulling? Come on.
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    Image of Duck_Lips Duck_Lips
    08/26/09

    @BookishLookish: This couple definitely lacks soul, 'tis true. And I, for one, second the head smack, a head which looks, suspiciously, much too large for her body.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    08/26/09

    In reply to 'In Lieu of Gifts, Please Give Us Free Venture Capital'
    Also: You horrid little monochromatic tech dork, a nice waffle iron will let you feed the outsourced engineer with style. Learn how to fucking cook, you're going to be a wife soon!
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    08/26/09

    In reply to 'In Lieu of Gifts, Please Give Us Free Venture Capital'
    Oh, for the love of Pete! "Creativity and imagination"? Don't you just want to smack her upside her faux-Louise Brooks head?

    If you tech-y children get any more vulgar and self-involved, I am going to have to start hunting humans.
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    Image of FattyCatty FattyCatty
    08/26/09

    @BookishLookish: Start? You mean you haven't tried it yet? I like to do it from a helicopter - you can really see 'em run from up there.
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    BookishLookish promoted this comment FattyCatty was starred FattyCatty was unstarred
    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    08/26/09

    @FattyCatty: That's no fun. You can't see their "why me? all I want to do is be creative" expressions.
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    Image of FattyCatty FattyCatty
    08/26/09

    @BookishLookish: True, but at least you can't hear them whine about it.
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    Image of Nesbiteme Nesbiteme
    08/26/09

    In reply to 'In Lieu of Gifts, Please Give Us Free Venture Capital'
    Wow! What a great idea, especially since when you google Aboomba you find nothing about it except for a seemingly endless number of stories about the wedding scam registry. Perhaps it’s a social-networking site or a social-networking site combined with a wedding registry site or a new programming language for social-networking-site developers.

    I did, however, discover that these assclowns haven’t even registered their Aboomba as a trademark -- ooooops! So, someone should, instead of giving them money, trademark the name Aboomba now, and then give it to them as a wedding present, or not, and ruin their wedding!
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