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    Marauding Hawks Terrorizing East Village Diners

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    Image of kevipants! kevipants!
    06/19/09

    In reply to Marauding Hawks Terrorizing East Village Diners
    What a pretty bird! Too bad the beauty has been marred by getting jerk sauce all over its claws.


    Also, Cajun Boy, please note that the geese that took down the plane were terrorist [i]Canadian[/i] geese. We mustn't ever forget. Our neighbors to the north have been lulling us into a stupor over the last few centuries, trying to pretend they are harmless and have funny accents and funny words. All so that when the time is right, they can swoop in and take control.


    The geese were just the first warning of the impending Canadarmageddon.


    Consider yourselves warned.

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    Image of kevipants! kevipants!
    06/19/09

    @kevipants!: Damnit! I can't believe I fell for the wrong HTML brackets. Damn Canadians!!!!!
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    Image of The Cajun Boy The Cajun Boy
    06/19/09

    @kevipants!: Good point. Those fucking Canadians! Never forget.
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    Image of Pizza!Pizza!Pizza! Pizza!Pizza!Pizza!
    06/19/09

    In reply to Marauding Hawks Terrorizing East Village Diners
    It's all fun and games 'til one swoops down and flies off with an anorexic hipster (redundant?).
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    Image of Carol Gardens Carol Gardens
    06/19/09

    In reply to Marauding Hawks Terrorizing East Village Diners
    I took some pix of a kestrel on my fire escape back when I lived in the EV. It was amazing. Then it took off over the housing projects...I suppose they keep the rats in check.
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    Image of BaconCat BaconCat
    06/19/09

    In reply to Marauding Hawks Terrorizing East Village Diners
    That looks like a juvenile to me. his feathers are not fully filled in. So like all juveniles, he acted like an asshole in an east village restaurant. What's the big deal?
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    Image of hollygirl hollygirl
    06/19/09

    In reply to Marauding Hawks Terrorizing East Village Diners
    I think that's a peregrine falcon. they eat rats and I think tried to eat a Yorkie in CP recently.
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    Image of gerbilsoutofexile...is cheap and easy gerbilsoutofexile...is cheap and easy
    06/19/09

    @hollygirl: To be fair, Yorkies and rats bear a remarkable resemblance.
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    Image of restless restless
    06/19/09

    In reply to Marauding Hawks Terrorizing East Village Diners
    Nature versus Nuture. Nature always wins.
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    06/19/09

    @restless:


    I thought this round was Nature versus Neutered.

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    Image of skahammer skahammer
    06/19/09

    In reply to Marauding Hawks Terrorizing East Village Diners
    Beats fauxhawks.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    06/19/09

    @skahammer: Win.
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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    06/19/09

    In reply to Marauding Hawks Terrorizing East Village Diners
    Important question: are you missing a "FINAL SOLUTION" tag?
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    Image of VoxPopuli VoxPopuli
    06/19/09

    In reply to Marauding Hawks Terrorizing East Village Diners
    I do admire the guy's presence of mind to get a clear picture of the hawk.

    I will say though that the chicken looks way more than barbecue than jerk chicken. That might be more offputting than the large hawk talons stomping all over it.
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    Image of VoxPopuli VoxPopuli
    06/19/09

    In reply to Marauding Hawks Terrorizing East Village Diners
    Birds look out for each other - you eat poor Foghorn Leghorn, the Hawk will get you.
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    06/18/09

    In reply to Marauding Hawks Terrorizing East Village Diners
    We've screwed with birds of prey enough.


    Getting bounced, sure--he was unruly.


    But capital punishment would be excessive.

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    Image of Trixie from Toronto Trixie from Toronto
    06/18/09

    In reply to Marauding Hawks Terrorizing East Village Diners
    The Sarah McLachlan bit was inspired.


    "I will remember you ....."

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    Image of watertiger watertiger
    06/18/09

    In reply to Marauding Hawks Terrorizing East Village Diners
    Krauthammer was too busy getting Dan Froomkin fired to get his own lunch.
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    Image of fileunder fileunder
    06/19/09

    @watertiger: I'm not the smartest Froomkin reader but I always appreciate when people recognize his awesomeness.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    06/18/09

    In reply to Marauding Hawks Terrorizing East Village Diners
    For handling birds of prey, you really only need one thing: a good pair of gloves. D.Billy should have put the hawk on his shoulder and just shared the meal.
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    Image of CaptainFantastic CaptainFantastic
    06/18/09

    In reply to Marauding Hawks Terrorizing East Village Diners
    This doesn't happen at vegan and/or vegetarian restaurants.


    Regards, PETA

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