Do You Have the Slutty Gene?
Do you have a lot of one-night stands? Affairs? Well, I bet your mom does too. No, really! I bet she does, because scientists say they've found a gene that's linked to promiscuity and uncommitted sex.
Scientists Discover Longevity-Predicting Genes
Scientists have analyzed the DNA of geriatric New Englanders and believe they have discovered the genetic markers that predict extreme longevity. And because you are morbidly curious, you will soon be able to test yourself for those markers!
Scientists Studying Ozzy Osbourne's Genes for Secrets to Eternal Life
Researchers are mapping rock star Ozzy Osbourne's genome hoping to learn something about how the hell he survived, despite all the drugs, and the bat heads. Hopefully they will also figure out what made Master of Reality so bitching. [CBS]
Over-The-Counter Genetic Test Coming to Walgreens
On Friday, the drug store will be the first retail chain to offer a take home genetic test, for around $30. Just mail in a saliva sample and wait patiently for your life to be ruined! [Chicago Tribune, pic]
Mrs. Google's Science Project Not So Scientific, Say Actual Scientists
23andMe, the Google-backed genetic-testing startup run by Anne Wojcicki, the wife of Google cofounder Sergey Brin, has everyone from Rupert Murdoch on down spitting into test tubes at parties. Too bad it's useless!

