Good news, birthers — Joe Arpaio is sure President Obama's birth certificate is fradulent.

As far as gimmicky tourist attractions go, none tops the great Madame Tussaud and her house of clones. Not to wax poetic here, but there is something equal parts satisfying and unnerving about a dead-eyed Susan Boyle. The resemblance is uncanny! And even if it isn't and the wax statue looks nothing like its real-life…

Lindsay Lohan buys something on the streets of Venice Beach. Dianna Agron thinks Lindsay is "sad." Gloria Steinem hates on the Kardashians. Rebecca Black says she got bullied out of school. Thursday gossip suspends disbelief.

TBS announced on Wednesday that it was canceling Lopez Tonight, the late-night talk show that was usually an unwatchable mess thanks to its extremely unfunny host, George Lopez.

TBS has unceremoniously cancelled George Lopez's late night talk show Lopez Tonight, because basically nobody watched it. It's too bad, as Lopez was so admirably gracious and inviting to Conan O'Brien when he came to the network last year. Lopez's last show will air tomorrow night. [LAT]

Everyone's getting a divorce! Literally, everyone, except for Kate Moss, who just got married. And Salma Hayek's not getting a divorce yet, but finding out her husband fathered Linda Evangelista's kid isn't going to make her marriage stronger. Yes! It's Saturday gossip.

Before ending his interview with a freestyle rap, Don Glover shared tales of "shocking his junk," how he got his job at 30 Rock, and even threw in an impression of Chris Rock for good measure.

Antoine Dodson became an overnight Internet sensation when his colorful appearance on a news report was auto-tuned. Tonight, he adapted the "Bed Intruder Song" into "Chimney Intruder" for George Lopez/Christmas. (Get it?!) It was bad—really bad. Watch inside.

When Anna Faris first began speaking on Lopez Tonight, we had a feeling she might be riding high on Mary Jane. Our suspicions were all-but-confirmed when she brought out her bong-shaped Stoney Award. Watch for Tommy Chong 'pulling a Kanye.'

Modern Family's Eric Stonestreet spit all over on George Lopez last night while telling a story about his years as a clown. The interview is brought to a complete halt after that to play slow-motion replays of the spit. Bravo!

For the first time ever, we laughed while watching Lopez Tonight, but it was all thanks to Bill Cosby. Watch Cosby describe Hell as a place "where there's a whole lot of laughing and nothing's funny." Sound familiar, Lopez?

Janet bonds with George Lopez over childhood memories, body image, and vegan Mexican food (apparently one of Michael's favorites). Janet talks about her new book which focuses on self esteem, which sends Lopez down a somewhat twisted memory lane.

When George Lopez got the call from TBS about Conan, he decided they'd pave the way for the future of Late Night. "If you look at David Letterman and Jay Leno, they're in their 60s and their audience reflects that."

Lopez Tonight—and the world, by extension—was just graced by the presence of "Bed Intruder" sensation Antoine Dodson (with luscious straight hair!). What did we learn about Dodson? For one: girlfriend just loves Gucci. The full interview, inside.

While the rest of you have your eyes glued to the premiere of Conan O'Brien's new small screen effort, Conan, we at Gawker.TV were monitoring all of the other late-night shows for O'Brien-related mentions. Inside, video of everything we found.

Today at Gawker.TV, Andy Richter and George Lopez talk TBS Late Night strategies, Stephen Colbert and Elvis Costello duet, Community goes Mean Girls, "fear boners," and Jason Sudeikis almost becomes a new member of the Always Sunny in Philadelphia gang.

Last night on Lopez Tonight, a meeting of the comedic minds happened. Lopez feels they'll "take late night into the future," while Andy's hoping "maybe there will actually be talk shows that make people stay awake, not go to sleep."

Judah Friedlander was on Lopez Tonight to tell us why we should buy his book How To Beat Up Anybody. In this segment, the 30 Rock star explains how to dispatch unicyclists and ninjas.

Back in the 70's when mime culture was at its peak, Tom Bergeron (the host of our nation's top-rated show) used to be a mime. He once pissed off a biker gang during his act.