George Lucas Exacts Revenge on Snooty Rich People by Making Them Live with Poor People

Star Wars creator George Lucas has announced plans to inflict rickety, consumption-ridden poor people on one of America's wealthiest counties, according to The San Francisco Chronicle.
George Lucas Thinks the World Will End in 2012
What's Star Wars creator/destroyer George Lucas wrong about these days? According to Seth Rogen, who met with Lucas recently: "Lucas [talked] for... 25 minutes about how he thinks the world is gonna end in the year 2012, like, for real."
An Extremely Silly Peek Behind the Scenes at Skywalker Sound
A trip to George Lucas's recording studio is a visit to paradise for several species of nerd. Here's a fun clip of G4TV rookie Candace Bailey emotively grunting her way through a Lego Star Wars voice-over session.
George Lucas Expands His Empire
Star Wars mastermind George Lucas has purchased a property far, far away from his Bay Area compound. Well, not that far. It's near Santa Barbara. He paid a way-lower-than-listed $19.5 million for this oceanfront two-building property. Holy nerf-herders, that view!
When Duff Met George Lucas; A Cake Story
Last night's Ace of Cakes showed that folks at Charm City are obsessed with Star Wars. So much so that when Lucas Films contracted them to make a 'life-size' R2D2 cake they flew the entire bunch out for the unveiling.
James Cameron Does Not Want His Best Director Oscar
James Cameron is using reverse psychology on the Oscars. Ben Affleck and Matt Damon are still movie-making buddies. Christoph Waltz has a new, Nazi role. George Lucas gets a redo. Today's Trade Roundup is a veritable double-McTwist-1260 of entertainment news.
Mel Gibson's Unfortunate Comeback Continues Unabated
We do not want a Mel Gibson comeback, but the universe doesn't care because Mel Gibson just landed another starring role. Katie Holmes also might make a comeback, and George Lucas writes a musical about fairies. All inside the Roundup!
French-Fried Star Wars
Star Wars: epic testament to American cinema, or French dance hit blowing up in all les discothèques? George Lucas' classic is Francophoned and funkified as C-3PO and Darth Vader dance battle for the fate of the greenscreen galaxy.
Mocking The Making of the George Lucas Interview
Jon Stewart took time on last night's Daily Show to reflect on the hundreds of hours and millions of dollars it took to stage Wednesday's interview with George Lucas, giving us a glimpse behind the scenes of that journalistic feat.
Alice in Wonderland Uses Its CGI Power for Good, Not Evil
Though this two-minute trailer contains many of the same sequences as the first one, today's version is much cleaner and crisper. It also offers a little insight into the plot. It seems that Alice (Mia Wasikowska) is returning to Wonderland to find that the evil Red Queen (Helena Bonham Carter) has taken over and made…
Spotted
Christy Turlington walking with son Finn and their two dogs in the Village ... Woody Allen and Soon-Yi strolling down Madison ... Jodie Foster walking to the gym in the West Village ... Alec Baldwin having brunch yesterday at Five Points with a mystery blonde ... Susan Boyle arriving at JFK ... Miranda Kerr going to…
Happy Birthday
Writer/director Sofia Coppola is 38 today. Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg is 25. David Byrne turns 57. Cate Blanchett is turning 40. George Lucas is officially a senior citizen: He's turning 65. Actress Amber Tamblyn is turning 26. Director Robert Zemeckis is 57. Actor Tim Roth is 48. ESPN's Suzy Kolber turns 45.…
Landmark 'People Vs. George Lucas' Case To Be Decided Next Year
In a perfect world — one we've actively fantasized about for a while — there would be a cultural tribunal somewhere holding George Lucas accountable for crimes against fans and films alike.
"Follow That Tiny Speeder Bike!" We defy you to look at this adorable Star Wars tableau—achieved, much care is taken to point out, without the use of Photoshop, but rather with an actual Scout Trooper action figure riding bareback on an actual adorable chipmunk—without going, "Awww." Still, we'd caution not to look at…
Rape Sells! South Park beat George Lucas at his own pervy game Wednesday with its already-infamous "Indy rape" episode — the show's highest-rated fall premiere in nine years. Paradoxically, this must mean Indiana Jones 5 will be green-lit within the hour — probably at the end of that crisis meeting rumored to be…
