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spooks
The CIA Misled Congress Under Bush. Imagine That.
Leon Panetta, Obama's CIA Director, told House Intelligence Committee members that the agency had lied to and "concealed significant actions" from lawmakers since the beginning of the George W. Bush presidency and continuing until recently. [Congressional Quarterly] -
friday night newsdump
Obama Goes Ahead With NSA Internet-monitoring Program
Another Friday afternoon (in spirit!), another "Obama admin continues Bush admin-era 'national security' policy" story. This one is a mysterious NSA program called, ominously, "Einstein 3." More » -
Conservative Journalism
Bush Slams Obama in Horrendously Edited Washington Times Exclusive
George W. Bush spoke critically of Barack Obama in a Washington Times story being pushed hard by Drudge tonight, a story so big and important that the Times didn't bother to insert quotation marks before posting it to their website. More » -
men of letters
George W. Bush's Happy Birthday Letter to His Father, Analyzed
Tonight The Daily Beast re-printed an essay George W. Bush wrote ten years ago for P.O.V. magazine to commemorate his father's birthday titled, "The First Son." Just for kicks, we ran it through some of those online writing analyzers. More » -
case closed
Obama Date Night Expense Controversy Officially Over
Conservatives like Rick Santorum are still mad about Barack Obama wasting taxpayer money on an elitist date night in New York City. Did they forget about how much it cost for George Bush to gather brush in Crawford, Texas? More » -
forgotten heroes
Ex-President Bush Will Only Take Questions From the Ladies
George W. Bush was in Michigan last night, speaking to an economic group. This was his very first non-Canadian post-presidential speech and so of course almost no one cared or covered it. Not that there was news! Besides his new "ladies in red blazers" fetish! More » -
retirement
Bush Exiled to Canada
No one even noticed, but the guy who used to be the president, Chimpy McHitler, has disappeared. Is he in heaven? Or jail? No, worse: he is in Canada. George W. Bush will never return to America. More » -
controversies
What Barack Obama Did and Didn't Say at Notre Dame
Today, after much protest, controversy and hysterical outrage, Barack Obama delivered the commencement address at Notre Dame. In his speech to the Catholic school's graduates, Obama addressed growing concerns about his "respect for life" head-on.
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Stanky Legg
Bill Richardson Enters the Politician Dance-Off
New Mexico governor Bill Richardson isn't letting his state's massive pension-fund scandals bother him! He danced something called the stanky legg with local entertainer Jana Mashonee. He's not the only politician getting down. More » -
the bushes
Barbara Bush Faces Namesake's Fate: Marrying a Heinous Yale Frat Boy
George W. Bush's daughter Barbara is following in her grandmother's footsteps. The other Bush twin is said to be marrying on-again, off-again beau Jay Blount, a 2005 Yale graduate and fraternity member, this summer. More » -
the banality of evil
Sad Criminal President Settles Into a Life of Suburban Desperation
The Washington Post has published a detailed, massive report on George and Laura Bush's post-White House life, and it's like Revolutionary Road with war crimes.
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what did you do during the war?
Iraq War Turns Six
Happy Sixth Anniversary of the War in Iraq! Sort of! The war began on March 20, 2003, Baghdad time, so we're totally not late. Let's look back at the lies! More » -
memoirs
George W. Bush's Sad Book Deal
There's now a rumored-price tag on George W. Bush's forthcoming memoirs, "Decision Points:" a $7 million advance from publisher Crown. How does that stack up to other Deciders? More » -
justice
Hero Shoe-Thrower's Trial Delayed
The Iraqi shoe-thrower guy was in court today and he has a pretty awesome defense: President Bush was not a "guest," so throwing a shoe at him was not even impolite. More » -
politics
Cheney's Secret Plan to Make You Like Bush
So, Dick Cheney. Is he really a being so evil that even George W. Bush was alarmed at his cold amorality or is he just trying to make Bush look good? More » -
advertising
Using Dubya's Death to Sell Doritos
Doritos had the public submit proposed Super Bowl ads. Here's a concept that didn't win, for some reason: Pretzels have killed idiot President George W. Bush, eat Doritos instead! Ha. That's "not funny." More » -
fameballs
Barack Obama: Bigger Than Jesus
Former Clinton White House mouthpiece Dee Dee Myers just called Barack Obama "the most famous living person in the history of the world." Whatever! What about, like, The Pope? Or Tom Cruise! More » -
passive aggressive
The Ugly Woman George Bush Would Never Have Sexed
George Bush Sr. told a joke about the "ugliest woman I've ever seen," who he'd never screw. Bill Clinton passive-aggressively called him out with a "joke" of his own. More » -
pic of the night
A Deflated President
This is George W. Bush before a final, untelevised goodbye to staff. Two more expressions Reuters photographer Jim Bourg had never "seen on George Bush’s face in my life" after the jump. More » -
pic of the day
Unsettling Photo Ruins Friday Afternoon
This is your "soul-melting funny foto of the week," a terrifying morph from dumb old George W. Chimpy McHilter to President Hopey Hussein. More » -
television
Making Fun Of The Inauguration
The inauguration was a dilemma for late-night shows, which had to joke about an event Americans tended to consider moving and joyous. Surprisingly, the Bush-bashing Daily Show had the most biting commentary. More » -
legacies
Media Not Waiting For History's Bush Verdict
In the week leading up to President Barack Obama's inauguration, it was open season on the outgoing president on political TV. Even conservatives like Ken Blackwell and Scott McClellan joined in the jeering. More » -
Obamanaugural
Bushes, Obamas Share Caffeine
Barack and Michelle Obama are having coffee with George and Laura Bush right now! It's an inaugural tradition — and wouldn't you know that those hick Clintons screwed it up last time? More » -
exits
An Administration's Pathetic Goodbyes
Vice President Dick Cheney injured his back personally torturing one last enemymoving out of government housing, into a new lair. He'll be at the inauguration in a wheelchair. More » -
projectiles
Throwing Shoes at Bush Now an All-American Protest
Only one day left to make symbolic gestures at a lame duck! Echoing an Iraqi journalist who threw shoes at President Bush in Baghdad last month, protesters hurled footwear at Dubya in effigy this afternoon. More » -
bushisms
Harper's Index Reviews the Bush Era
What happens when Harper's applies the dry wit and statistically devastating precision of its famous index to the reign of George W. Bush? More » -
advertising
Will Ferrell's Banned 'D-Bag' Ad
This little ad for Will Ferrell's new one-man show about GW Bush was banned from both ABC and CBS after outraged viewers decried its profane terminology. Bunch of D's. Watch it below, for freedom: More » -
genitals
Dubya's Only Contribution to Women
"Say 'farewell to Bush'"—with 20% off a Brazilian bikini wax at Bliss Spa! Yea, the joke is hackneyed. But at least the motherfucker was finally good for something. [Blissworld] -
end of an era
Bush's Very Last Friday Night Newsdump
Aw, we're almost misty-eyed. In an hour, the Bush White House will release a damning report on a Friday afternoon for the very last time. More » -
exits
Bush's Shameless Goodbye
As the advance text indicated, the president's speech tonight was truly pathetic, an uninspired attempt redeem his record with old cliches. And that's how Bush will some day make us stop hating him. More » -
end of an era
George W. Bush Will Be Missed
Our lives will be so empty without George W. Bush to push around. Right? More » -
people's parties
Your Weekend Plans: Burn Bush in Effigy
Even though Hope came along and was supposed to kill it, negativity still plagues this nation. Take this weekend. Rather than celebrating Barack Obama's Antichrist-like ascendancy, you guys are throwing Bye Bye Bush parties. More » -
television without pity
Bush Will Take Over Your TV One Last Time
After two years already spent fading away, George W. Bush is back! This Thursday he'll take over the networks for a goodbye speech. More » -
the end
Bush's Last Laugh
George W. Bush's farewell tour is going swimmingly! We're all so thrilled to be rid of him that we're just letting him bumble around seeming kinda sad and relieved. More » -
it's just lunch!
Obama Has Lunch With Lonely Old Failures
Barack Obama had to have lunch with a bunch of boring old white guys today. Was it a round-table discussion on the future of the media? No, it was the presidents' lunch. More » -
snubs
Universally Reviled Australian Bumping Obamas From Blair House
We finally learned who Bush booked in the Blair House instead of letting the Obamas stay there. And—surprise!—it's a major-league asshole.
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exits
Bush Aleady Packing His Stuff
Our tipster said it's more heartwarming than the puppy cam , this, the best headline yet in 2009: "Bush starts packing to leave White House." It's true, he can't wait to leave. More » -
book club
Glossy Book of Lies Will Save Bush Legacy
The White House has released an awesome book called "Highlights of Accomplishment and Results" from "The Administration of President George W. Bush." Let's page through it! More » -
Charles Winters
Was Pardoning a Dead Guy Bush's Consolation Prize for Israel?
President George W. Bush has pardoned Charles Winters for the anachronistic sin of selling arms to Israel. Winters died in 1984. Why did Bush bother?














































