Today in Dallas, the city held a memorial service for the five officers killed by Micah Johnson last week. The service was attended by Barack and Michelle Obama, among others. It was, as you would expect, a somber affair for everyone—everyone except George W. Bush, who was ready to fucking party.

George W. Bush, former president of the United States of America, would like you to know that this isn’t him in a post-fuck cuddle line in that “Famous” video.

Mark your calendars: In July, the National Archives intends to publicly release over 1,000 pages of records from the George W. Bush administration pertaining to Skull and Bones, the Yale secret society that counts both the former president and his former president father as members. If we’re lucky, maybe we’ll learn…

This election, former presidents George W. and George H.W. Bush plan to back the candidate widely considered to be the most qualified in 2016: None of them.

Preliminary results from Tuesday’s primaries have pushed Donald Trump to a total of some 10 million votes, which, according to Politico, puts him in a position to become the most popular Republican candidate in decades.

When the faceless editors of Wikipedia decide an article is not fit for public consumption, it’s gone, only accessible to the site’s top editors—at least, it was. But now we’re keeping track of all the articles Wikipedia doesn’t see fit to print, to present you with very best of the site’s weirdest and worst. Please,…

If you were going to make an ordered list of people who Nancy Reagan’s funeral went worst for, number one on that list would probably have to be Nancy Reagan. Number two, I think, would be Hillary Clinton, pictured here in a familial embrace with the man who tangentially torpedoed her first presidential campaign and…

At tonight’s CNN Republican Presidential Town Hall in Columbia, South Carolina, after months of struggling to connect with voters, Jeb Bush finally said something we can all relate to: He thinks his brother’s painting habit is “really weird.” Jeb didn’t refer to W.’s naked self-portraits specifically, but I’m sure…

When you’re inundated with the ravings of an orange lunatic who is also a popular candidate to become the leader of your country, it almost seems like anything would be better than him.

When even George W. Bush, a man who once used the phrase “internets,” doesn’t like you, you know it’s bad.

You’ll never guess who Donald Trump thinks could have prevented 9/11. Just kidding: It’s Donald Trump.

George W. Bush’s decision to mark the tenth anniversary of Hurricane Katrina with a celebratory speech in New Orleans has raised a lot of questions. One of those questions is, “what the shit happened to his hair?”

New Orleans, Louisiana: It’s a city that’s been through a lot, but in good times or bad, it’s a fantastic place to dance. Former President George W. Bush knows that whenever you visit, you’ll be welcomed by a hot band and an opportunity to get funky.

On the morning of the Father of the Year Awards Luncheon, I ran out of bread enough to even make cinnamon toast for my children, and I ended up serving them some Chocolate Chex and the last apple in the house. Not that I was going there to win Father of the Year. I was merely going to watch.

Ludacris hasn't been a great or even good rapper in a very long time. But today he met Jeb Bush and sent a nice little punchline at the entire Bush family, staff, record label, and crew.

Eight months after revealing his portraits of Vladimir Putin and other world leaders, George W. Bush shared a new painting this morning on Today. The painting, of Bush and his father, is, well, let's just say George Sr. probably isn't impressed. Just look at those eyes.