In olden times there was something called the Yellow Pages, where if you look under "E" for Escorts there were photos of girls, all named Amber or Tiffany, who would go to the movies with you for like $500.
@Smooth Operator: I've found that blunt indifference to the tiresome earnestness of the Jezbians, with just a wee soupçon (if that's not redundant) of implied sexism, followed by a rapid-fire burst of snark, makes them so mad they go away.
I like to use the old bait and switch on them: start off talking about how much you are in love with Carol Gilligan or Margaret Atwood....and then go all Camille Paglia on them!!!
@Private Hangnail: You seem like a nice enough commenter. Why don't you just bring over some wine coolers tonight while my parents are out of town. I promise, Chris Hanson is not hiding in the laundry room.
He is just like every guy I was in love with when I was 13. He probably writes really angry poetry about rising up and fighting against lacrosse players.
Can someone please explain to the Hydroceph why giving the camera the digital salute represents a certain raffish defiance? Please? Leaving aside the fact that it strikes me as incredibly vulgar, it's just so terribly common in the most literal sense. I mean, everyone does it. Who was that jerk who knocked up Baily's Irish Cream or Cutty Sark or whatever Sarah Palin's daughter's name is. Didn't he give the camera "the finger" on picture on the Facebooks? Why would anyone want to be associated with that demographic? Although now that I think about, it looks like it'd be a step up for this lot.
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I sent it to HamNo, too, so there may be a screen grab out there.
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Ukranian Tuesdays were getting a little slow.
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I wish they would let you be editor for the day. You are so witty and entertaining. You are really what this site is all about on so many levels.
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I like to use the old bait and switch on them: start off talking about how much you are in love with Carol Gilligan or Margaret Atwood....and then go all Camille Paglia on them!!!
works every time.
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I'm cheap!
Email me at hamilton@gawker.com if you're interested.
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I like to slowly baste my loin, turning it ever so gently over low heat so the juices distribute evenly....
yyyeeeeeah.
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Mao had syphilis and his junk (ha!) wouldn't work
you are a bad, bad man.
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Did they respond "Doe!"?
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