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snugbug
11/20/09

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Did anyone else get the "Pimmel über Berlin" (Penis over Berlin) pun? It riffs on "Der Himmel über Berlin" (The Heaven over Berlin) title of that famous Wim Wenders film aka Wings of Desire.

No? Just me? OK, I'm a dork.
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BunnySkull
11/20/09

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Now why doesn't the NYT do a Murdoch mural like that on the side of their building? These German are taking us to school on how a real editorial feud is handled.
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senatormayer
11/20/09

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That's what trying to conquer the world does to a country. You wind up with cocks on the sides of buildings.
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Richard Petty Bourgeoisie
11/20/09

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Also, read between the lines on the GMA item: The staffers are concerned about the show's basketball team as much as anything else.
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Richard Petty Bourgeoisie
11/20/09

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Right, because cobras have hoods, just like European wieners.
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Queef_Of_All_Media
10/29/09

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This is all a big Yankee conspiracy to keep the South down. Soon a vast army of Alabama ticks will rise from the swamps and carry the souls of a thousand Confederate soldiers on their tiny backs. They will march to that muslin Obama's HQ and demand to host the Olympics in a tiny chorus of Southern entomological rage! But their cause will be hurt when one of them quietly squeaks the n-word at the Prez. They will blame it on the Yankees and crawl back home in a Confederate flag formation. #media
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BookishLookish
10/29/09

@Queef_Of_All_Media: Southerners lure you in with sweet tea, porches, barbecue and they don't beep at you when you delay at a green light. But be careful! The next thing you know, you'll be collected Lladro and wearing Christmas sweaters starting the week after T'giving. #media
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Queef_Of_All_Media
10/29/09

@BookishLookish: Wow. For a bunch of ticks, Southerners are very evolved. #media
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thatgirlinnewyork
10/29/09

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what would the birmingham olympics look like? cross-country cousin marrying? freestyle lynching?
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BookishLookish
10/29/09

@thatgirlinnewyork: You ain't never been to the Hammy, have ye? #media
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fuckingoldman
10/29/09

@BookishLookish: It sounds like she has.
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BookishLookish
10/29/09

@fuckingoldman: What you know about the South, or much of anything outside of a marijuana cigarette and your own pupik, will just about fit in the crack of my ass, sir. And thatgirlinnewyork is a *girl*, or didn't you get that far in school? #media
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fuckingoldman
10/29/09

@BookishLookish: Wow, somebody is pretty testy today, who pissed in your Corn Flakes? All I have to say is you must have a huge ass. I've been married to an Alabama girl for 23 years and have spent a lot of time there. I didn't go to school in Alabama, like I presume you did, so of course I understand thatgirlinnewyork is a *girl*. Do you have some sort of problem? BTW - I don't think I've seen anybody use the term "marijuana cigarette" since reefer madness, try and educate yourself.
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Queef_Of_All_Media
10/29/09

@fuckingoldman: Yeah old man, it's time to go rolling home. #media
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fuckingoldman
10/29/09

@Queef_Of_All_Media: Good one! Freak. #media
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quaintsayings
10/29/09

@fuckingoldman: Yes, your "education" is demonstrated daily on this weblog, old man. Isn't time to go show it off somewhere else? #media
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Queef_Of_All_Media
10/29/09

@fuckingoldman: Don't make me upset or I'll queef on you. Then your Alabama tick wife will be blown far away and you won't be able to find her. #media
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resipsaloquacious
10/29/09

@fuckingoldman:

Alrighty! Thanks for the daily dose of rage, you can move along now. #media
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fuckingoldman
10/29/09

@quaintsayings: Sorry, I have too much fun pissing off idiots like you. I'm not going anywhere. Jealous because somebody got more than a high school education? #media
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BookishLookish
10/29/09

@fuckingoldman: Angry, stupid, and you're married to a "girl"? Of course you are. Glad she is finally of age and you can take her out in public.

Why don't you quit posting here? You're a bore. #media
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Chore Boy
10/29/09

@fuckingoldman: That's great man. You're the last American hero. Go save Congress now. Fuck off.
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BookishLookish
10/29/09

@quaintsayings: He missed the hipness of the unhip "marijuana cigarette," QED. #media
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fuckingoldman
10/29/09

@resipsaloquacious: Um, BookishLookish is the one who came out swinging. #media
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quaintsayings
10/29/09

@fuckingoldman: Well aren't you the popular one? #media
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Queef_Of_All_Media
10/29/09

@fuckingoldman: Yes. I am very jealous. How a geriatric like you, that is engaged in perpetual intercourse with an Alabama tick, managed to graduate from college is beyond me. You must have mad multi-tasking skillz. #media
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BookishLookish
10/29/09

@resipsaloquacious: Res, is my ass too big? Inquiring minds want to know. #media
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fuckingoldman
10/29/09

@BookishLookish: Angry? Read your reply to me. Stupid? Mature comeback. Worked pretty hard on that did you? Your head must hurt.

Who put you in charge? You're an overbearing pompous ass and yet you still post here. #media
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quaintsayings
10/29/09

@BookishLookish: Oh, I caught it. It's definitely proof of his name.

I wonder what post churned his butter so bad that he had to sign up for an account?

Got to tell Pareene to stop with the Social Security posts. It draws the AARP crowd.
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BookishLookish
10/29/09

@fuckingoldman: Look, you vulgarian with a cuss word in your name, just because you married some in-bred, mouth-breathing trailer dweller from outside of Opp doesn't mean you know anything about the city of Birmingham. And you sure as hell don't know anything about my ass or the size of THE CRACK IN IT, not the ass itself, mind you--you blessed Einstein. Or, again, didn't you get that far in school?
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Queef_Of_All_Media
10/29/09

@fuckingoldman: You're a way bigger asshole than Booky's ass. Ahh you must have gotten so gaping wide from all that fucking. #media
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Chore Boy
10/29/09

@fuckingoldman: I think Bookish has a little more claim to this site than you do. The fact that you don't even know who she is, demonstrates that you probably should have waited, watched and learned a little more before commenting.

An educated man would have figured that out by now but you continue to blab.

Boring. #media
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fuckingoldman
10/29/09

@Chore Boy: And a big fuck you to you too! #media
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son of spam
10/29/09

@BookishLookish: For the record, I have it on good information that Bookish's ass is perfect. #media
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fuckingoldman
10/29/09

@BookishLookish: Ohhh, Birmingham, the epicenter of everything cosmopolitan. Give me a break. I do love the way you try and impress people with your vocabulary, that new word everyday calendar is really paying off. Opp, that's funny, been through there on my way to Birmingham.
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resipsaloquacious
10/29/09

@BookishLookish: Come on, you know the answer to that question, NEVER! I am the white Sir Mix A Lot. #media
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fuckingoldman
10/29/09

@Queef_Of_All_Media: Another good one! What a shit for brains... #media
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BookishLookish
10/29/09

@fuckingoldman: Yes, my vocabulary, it is as weak as every muscle on your body not directly employed in jerking off daily. I am so dum, thank yew for helpin me out with those big words!

Man, you're so old you're back around to young. Get born, kid. #media
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fuckingoldman
10/29/09

@Chore Boy: Oh I've seen her on this site many times, trying to act educated and impress people with her vocabulary. She has more claim to this site? What does that mean? I wasn't aware that she does anything but comment, which does not give her "claim to this site".
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Chore Boy
10/29/09

@fuckingoldman: Hahahaha!

You really have no idea who the hell you're talking to, do you?

You think Bookish is some sort of cubicled secretary frantically stealing glances at her computer before her boss comes in and catches her on Gawker? You think she has a limited vocabulary? Or hasn't seen enough of the world?

That's great. No, I changed my mind. keep this up. Show us how smart you are. Use some big words. Entertain me, sir. You have the floor. #media
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resipsaloquacious
10/29/09

@fuckingoldman:

I remember once, after a particularly grueling tactical climb in Nepal, I reached a ledge only to find a Buddhist Monk meditating with his eyes closed. I apologized profusely for interrupting him. For a moment, I thought he would not respond. Then, he cracked open one eye, smirked and said, "tell fuckinggoldman he is an angry old tool who should go play in traffic."

Of course, that made no sense to me then. But things change. #media
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Queef_Of_All_Media
10/29/09

@fuckingoldman: The retirement community is thataway, sir. And don't forget to get some prune juice on your way home. You, and now we all, know how you get cranky when you miss a dose. #media
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TableNein
10/29/09

@fuckingoldman: God, but you're an angry cunt. I can't recall one post where you've said anything remotely interesting or funny. Just some miserable prick who has nothing better to do than piss in the cheerios of others. But I guess this is as close as you get to human interaction so you'll take whatever attention you can get, right? Yawn. #media
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fuckingoldman
10/29/09

@Chore Boy: I know she is a pissy broad who thinks she is more important then she really is. As for you, I have you pegged as her lap dog. #media
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God
10/29/09

@TableNein: That is an accurate description of Me, My son. And I made fuckingoldman in My image. #media
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fuckingoldman
10/29/09

@resipsaloquacious: You kill me. BookishLookish comes out being a cunt, and I'm the one who is angry? I suggest you re-read this thread. #media
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BookishLookish
10/29/09

@fuckingoldman: "Pissy broad"! Heh, Don Rickles called, he wants his cuff links back! You know, the one he made out of your tiny, tiny testicles.

Chore Boy is not my lap dog. He is an admirer of mine who has acquired the good sense and taste to appreciate humor and intelligence. Why don't you try?

Howling!

OK, kids, this has been a public service announcement from Gawker: Don't post angry, stupid and old. #media
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fuckingoldman
10/29/09

@Queef_Of_All_Media: And a third good one! You are quite the wordsmith aren't you? Wait until you get to junior college, you'll really learn some funny things to say. #media
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fuckingoldman
10/29/09

@TableNein: That would be an angry prick, thank you. You need to re-read this thread too, BookishLookish is the one who came out being a cunt. I just replied accordingly. #media
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BookishLookish
10/29/09

@fuckingoldman: Better a cunt than a bore. Are you getting it yet? #media
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fuckingoldman
10/29/09

@BookishLookish: You didn't think my testicles were so tiny when they were hanging on your chin, why now?

You think way too highly of yourself, you might try looking up the word "humility". Once you get a good dose of it maybe I'll see your "humor and intelligence".

Howling? Like a dog at the moon? Got it. #media
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fuckingoldman
10/29/09

@BookishLookish: Some can be both. Got it yet? #media
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BookishLookish
10/29/09

@fuckingoldman: Ah, nice, *intelligent* counterattack, imagining your tiny, aged member in the vicinity of my mouth. Proof that you are not getting any at home. What, now that your Alabama princess is of age, you're not so interested in her anymore? Or does your fetid old man smell simply disgust her so horridly, she cannot bear to have you near any of her well-used orifices?

I don't have to be humble on this site. Because I can cut the mustard. See my shiny star? See my five hundred followers?

You can't hang, you boring twisted old jerk. Now, screw you, Mary, I'm done with you. #media
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fuckingoldman
10/29/09

@BookishLookish: You really think your shit doesn't stink, don't you? Well I'm here to tell you it does. You come out swinging right from the start, aand yet I'm the crude one? You have to be a liberal with your double-standard regarding comments. And there you go again, trying to impress the uneducated with your "I wish I was a real author/writer" words and phrases. I'll bet your diary contains wonderful prose. At least you can publish your "novel" on the web since all of the major publishers rejected it.

Five hundred followers! Wow! Sorry, I'm not impressed by you, quite the opposite. Think big fish in a small pond. I can hang with the best of them you dried up twat. Blow me Susie, you're done when I say you're done. #media
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fuckingoldman
10/29/09

@BookishLookish: And here is a little something about your wonderful metropolis Birmingham, I couldn't agree more. [deadspin.com] #media
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BadUncle
10/29/09

@fuckingoldman: I have to clue you in on something, here. Bookish is a pretty well-respected book editor. And here vocabulary is NYC-workplace standard. #media
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fuckingoldman
10/29/09

@BadUncle: Thanks for the info BadUncle, but that doesn't allow her to be a bitch for no reason. If you read the thread you saw that I did not start being a dick until she threw the first punch. After that the gloves came off.

My work takes me to NYC quite often, so her vocabulary must be the standard in the publishing biz. Most of the time it just comes off as being pretentious to me. Again, thanks for the info, I guess even Harlequin romance novels need editing. *big smile* #media
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SisterCarrie
10/29/09

@fuckingoldman: Hahahaha! "The gloves came off." I knew you were going to threaten to punch some woman soon. You're the roughin-est, toughin-est cyber black hat evar! #media
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fuckingoldman
10/29/09

@SisterCarrie: Good lord, you again? Do you see that's just an expression? It follows "she threw the first punch". Do you think she really hit me? Please. #media
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BookishLookish
10/29/09

@fuckingoldman: HA! I'd give you about two rounds with me, fatso. You're a weak fighter, trying to hit me where I am most powerful. Good luck to you, sweetcheeks. You're gonna need it.

Notice anyone coming to defend you? Guess why? I'm just saying aloud what everyone else on this site has already ascertained (sorry: too big a word?): you're a sniveling asshole who should bail out.

Buh-bye! #media
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SisterCarrie
10/29/09

@fuckingoldman: Take your Big Book of Cliches and go home. You don't have the guns to hunt in this forest. #media
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fuckingoldman
10/29/09

@BookishLookish: What is with you bulldykes on this site? Does it make you feel better about yourself to talk about beating up a man? Classy. Trying to hit you where you're most powerful? Your watching to much Xena Warrior Princess.

I don't need help defending myself from the big dyke bully thank you. You might be able to push other people around but I don't go so easily. I told you that you weren't done and you'd be back. I think I hear your vibrator calling, you can go now. Big kiss! #media
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fuckingoldman
10/29/09

@SisterCarrie: To use your insane logic, now you're talking about shooting me? #media
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SisterCarrie
10/29/09

@fuckingoldman: Got you all confused, did I? I guess that one's not in the cliche book so you can't figure it out. #media
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fuckingoldman
10/29/09

@SisterCarrie: Wow, you're amazing! You actually made my head spin with that one! Did you have help or did you come up with that all by yourself? I think it's time for your meds. #media
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BadUncle
10/29/09

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wait - I thought the Olypics was one of those Obama-led, Blue State socialist conspiracies. #media
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Chore Boy
10/29/09

@BadUncle: I reckon he means the Redneck Olympics there, Unc.
[summerredneckgames.com] #media
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Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith
10/18/09

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This should offer some insight into the projekt: [www.ottmarhoerl.de] #germany
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lolgreg
10/17/09

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Dr. Mengele's big human experimentation project finally revealed. Portable Nazis. #germany
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miss_msry
10/17/09

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Gnazi Gnomes make me cumgn. #germany
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Uncle_Billy_Slumming
10/16/09

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Here we go:

[en.wikipedia.org])

[en.wikipedia.org] #germany
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Uncle_Billy_Slumming
10/16/09

In reply to Heil Storm
1250... Frederick II dies. End of Hohenstaufens, beginning of Hapsburgs? Tonga also frees itself from Samoan rule in that year, but this seems a less likely touchstone. #germany
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snugbug
10/16/09

@Uncle_Billy_Slumming: The Hohenzollerns (who are related to the Windsors) still ended up ruling my olde country for approx. 100 years. Like, WHY? Whaaa! #germany
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Claire Buoyant
10/16/09

@Uncle_Billy_Slumming: It's also the estimated year when Leonardo of Pisa (aka Fibonacci) died. I'm sure any half-decent conspiracy theorist can link that to the Golden Ratio, the golden gnomes, gnomes in Hitler salutes, and Obama the Black Nazi. Somebody call up Dan Brown, his next book is almost writing itself. #germany
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Uncle_Billy_Slumming
10/16/09

@Claire Buoyant:
@snugbug

I'm going to pissed if this guy admits on his deathbead that he really just thought it would be cool to set out a thousand heiling gnomes and paint a few gold. #germany
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Seeräuber Jenny
10/16/09

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Ottmar makes me hurl. #germany
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Seeräuber Jenny
10/16/09

In reply to Heil Storm
Heil, Travelocity!

Lebensraum by rail! #germany
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