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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    08/12/09

    In reply to Channing Tatum More Ashamed of G.I. Joe Than Stripper Video
    Brian, we need to discuss G.I. Joe.
    It was really just so bad. If my youth could be a corporeal being it would have thrown a Big Wheel right into the balls of the arrogant 40-year old nostalgia-blaspheming prick-fuck who greenlit that tripe, and all projects he's surely working on ruining forever in the future.
    Thundercats in CGI! shall royally destroy me.
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    Spirit Fingers was starred Spirit Fingers was unstarred
    Image of Brian Moylan Brian Moylan
    08/12/09

    @Spirit Fingers: Actually, G.I. Joe wasn't that bad, if you watch it like an 8-year-old boy. There were some cool battle scenes and chases and awesome secret bases and Sienna Miller giving catsuit realness. However, there was also no story, horrible performances, and some seriously crappy jokes. Don't expect too much from it.
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    Brian Moylan was starred Brian Moylan was unstarred
    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    08/12/09

    @Brian Moylan: Yah, yah, bombs bursting, underwater bunkers and desert lairs. Fine. The 8-year-old girl (heh) thought some of the action was semi-cool. (Robo-Cop go-go Gadget suits!) Everything else, especially everything Channing Tatum, despite his physical yumminess, did was simply awful. And Marlon, Marlon...he so wanted this to be his Will Smith moment. Poor buddy. While Sienna filled out the catsuit expertly, the appearance of a catsuit at all, made many of us post-teeners chortle. Chick with the red hair would have made a better X-Men Rogue but then I just despise Anna Paquin. Always.
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    Image of Brian Moylan Brian Moylan
    08/12/09

    @Spirit Fingers: I gotta say, the 8-year-old gurl in me loved Sienna and the red-haired chick. I'd love to see them as Jem and Pizzazz.
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    Brian Moylan was starred Brian Moylan was unstarred
    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    08/12/09

    @Brian Moylan: Um, you get so friended for that. (Gawker writer who mentions Jem, awesomeness.) Not to say that I ever want a live action Jem movie (Of course I'll see it, dammit), no seriously, unless like Peter Jackson, Spielberg or some such does it then it will disappoint me, shame me, and just well steal another untethered piece of my 80's soul, and I've had just well enough of that.
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    Image of Brian Moylan Brian Moylan
    08/13/09

    @Spirit Fingers: Every Halloween I threaten to get my friends together to be "Jem and the Homograms" but I never get my act together. Maybe this is the year! We can't fuck it up any more than they ruined G.I. Joe.
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    Brian Moylan was starred Brian Moylan was unstarred
    Image of BullfightsOnAcid BullfightsOnAcid
    08/12/09

    In reply to Channing Tatum More Ashamed of G.I. Joe Than Stripper Video
    If 'Knowing is Half the Battle' then the other half must be homo-erotic grinding.
     Reply
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    Image of Brian Moylan Brian Moylan
    08/12/09

    @BullfightsOnAcid: No, he did it for the ladeez!!
     Reply
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    Image of BlinkyMcChuck BlinkyMcChuck
    08/12/09

    In reply to Channing Tatum More Ashamed of G.I. Joe Than Stripper Video
    Is there a better late than never tag? Or, "Finally"?
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    BlinkyMcChuck was starred BlinkyMcChuck was unstarred
    Image of iplaudius iplaudius
    08/12/09

    In reply to Channing Tatum More Ashamed of G.I. Joe Than Stripper Video
    There are far more revealing—and beautiful—photos from fashion shoots readily available online. He had an amazing physique in those days. But I guess the point is it’s embarrassing to have been a stripper. Why? My momma always said, if you got it, flaunt it.
     Reply
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    Image of juustuunder juustuunder
    08/12/09

    In reply to Channing Tatum More Ashamed of G.I. Joe Than Stripper Video
    He only does a cameo in Step Up 2. He has a dance battle ON TRAMPOLINES with the new girl, passing on the "street kid/dancing queen" torch. God. I'm starting to feel like you didn't even watch these films and instead just imdb'd him or something.
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    Brian Moylan promoted this comment juustuunder was starred juustuunder was unstarred
    Image of Brian Moylan Brian Moylan
    08/12/09

    @juustuunder: Oh no, I watched. And that's why his performance is great. He is more seen than heard! Always best for Mr. Tatum.
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    Image of Beau Nerd Beau Nerd
    08/12/09

    In reply to Channing Tatum More Ashamed of G.I. Joe Than Stripper Video
    Excellent use of Dru Hill.
     Reply
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    Image of maevemealone maevemealone
    08/12/09

    In reply to Channing Tatum More Ashamed of G.I. Joe Than Stripper Video
    You can leave your socks on...
     Reply
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    Image of EleanorRigby EleanorRigby
    08/12/09

    In reply to Channing Tatum More Ashamed of G.I. Joe Than Stripper Video
    G-String Joe, you mean
     Reply
    EleanorRigby was starred EleanorRigby was unstarred
    Image of homoviper homoviper
    08/12/09

    @EleanorRigby: not G.I. Hoe?
     Reply
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    Image of lacieca01 lacieca01
    08/12/09

    In reply to Channing Tatum More Ashamed of G.I. Joe Than Stripper Video
    Does it mean something that his stage names are all collages of old diva names: [Carol] "Channing," [Joan] "Crawford," "Tatum" [O'Neal]?
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    lacieca01 was starred lacieca01 was unstarred
    Image of Gregoire Gregoire
    08/12/09

    In reply to Channing Tatum More Ashamed of G.I. Joe Than Stripper Video
    The Rise of Cobra, indeed.
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    Image of homoviper homoviper
    08/12/09

    In reply to Channing Tatum More Ashamed of G.I. Joe Than Stripper Video
    I'm waiting patiently for dick pics to be leaked. Heh--leaked.
     Reply
    homoviper was starred homoviper was unstarred
    Image of juustuunder juustuunder
    08/12/09

    @homoviper: Some of his nude modeling pix were leaked a few days ago.
     Reply
    homoviper promoted this comment juustuunder was starred juustuunder was unstarred
    Image of homoviper homoviper
    08/12/09

    @juustuunder: WHERE?
     Reply
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    Image of raincoaster raincoaster
    08/12/09

    In reply to Channing Tatum More Ashamed of G.I. Joe Than Stripper Video
    I love the tinkly fairy music that Us adds. It's just somehow so perfect. I expect Tink to come out and give him a lapdance.
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    Image of StonedAndDethroned StonedAndDethroned
    08/12/09

    In reply to Channing Tatum More Ashamed of G.I. Joe Than Stripper Video
    This is by far his best work.
     Reply
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    Image of The Queen of No The Queen of No
    08/10/09

    In reply to What Has the World Got Against Sienna Miller?
    She's famous because she was Jude Law's girlfriend when he fucked the nanny. She's famous because she was Balthazar Getty's girlfriend while he was married. And then she did a few movies here and there and she morphed into something completely mutant.
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    Image of happymisanthrope happymisanthrope
    08/10/09

    In reply to What Has the World Got Against Sienna Miller?
    For the most part, she acts in movies that I really want to see and does a good job in them. She was fantastic in the underrated "Casanova" and in "Stardust." I like her except when she disses Pittsburgh.
     Reply
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