"The publishers Springer and IEEE are removing more than 120 papers from their subscription services after a French researcher discovered that the works were computer-generated nonsense," Nature reports. One paper focuses on "disproving that spreadsheets can be made knowledge-based, empathic, and compact."
Microwave Mind Control Makes TV People Speak Gibberish?
As plague of gibberish sweeps North America's TV personalities—from Judge Judy's linguistic meltdown to Serene Branson's migraine to Sarah Carlson's seizure to Mark McAllister speaking in tongues—intrepid British spaz rag The Daily Mail asks, is a government conspiracy afoot?
Gibberish-Speaking CBS Reporter Had Migraine
The key question following CBS L.A. reporter Serene Branson's on-air linguistic breakdown after the Grammys was "Did she have a stroke?" (This was the nice-seeming way of asking "Is it okay for me to laugh at this video?") Well: The blood test and brain scan results have apparently ruled out the possibility of a…
The Baby Preacher Got Subtitled and it Sounds Real
Originally, we had a Baby Preacher video. He did not make any sense, and it was perfectly amusing. Even more amusing? Putting subtitles on his gibberish, and actually being fooled into thinking he was saying those words. Watch inside.
Crazy Man Speaks in Tongues While Protesting Same-Sex Marriage
Yesterday, competing groups held marriage rallies in Providence, RI. On one side: the anti-gay marriage National Organization for Marriage. On the other: Queer Action of Rhode Island. Honestly, though? This crazy guy speaking in tongues stole the show. Video inside.
What the Hell Is M.I.A. Trying to Say?
The thing that most people in the world want to know is, "What drives oversensitive, politically-muddled pop star M.I.A.?" Fortunately for everyone, she's finally answered this question. If you can figure out the following quote, wisdom is yours!
What Italians Think Americans Sound Like
Here's an Italian performer that looks like a cross between Jerry Lewis and Edward James Olmos doing a big ole extravagant number in complete gibberish. Only it sounds exactly like someone with a southern accent. They mock us!
