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valhalla_i_am_coming
09/22/09

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"If you take off my pants, you'll see my Confederate flag underwear. Just like in real life. And if you take off my shirt? Nipples clamps and the tattoo of my boyfriend's name."
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Spirit Fingers
09/22/09

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"Hello Friend. I'm a racist hack clown who's afraid of the three dark horsemen of a melting-pot American apocalypse i.e. a black president, Hispanic healthcare, and race mixing down at the Wal-Mart. 'Cause no one should be able to buy Tombstone pizzas, 3 for $5, or lead this country into the ground, OR keep out the Mexicanos, but people like me and my ever growing band of tea bagging, testicular sucklers. I mean really, where the ding-dang is Jim Crow when you really need it?!"

(In sing-song voice...Baby Alive)

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momof3wildkids
09/22/09

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Notice the "I'm happy to take your PAC money"-grip.
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wholenuther
09/22/09

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What he probably says is "liar!" What he surely means is "ni**er!"
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notsofresh
09/22/09

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Looks like it uses the same skin as the John Boehner doll.
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