I read the Starter Wife -- it was on my newspaper's "freebie table." Rich chick falls in love with a homeless guy who it just happens to turn out is a millionaire heir? Give me a fucking break. Bitch don't deserve a dime. From the book, the TV show or the movie, and Brian Grazer should be able to get off scot-free by calling her a liability to his reputation.
Contrast Grazer with his business partner, Ron Howard. Howard has only been with one woman, his wife and childhood sweetheart? He was on Howard Stern last week. Stern said there's a certain beauty and a certain sadness to that.
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You realize that being happily married is not only happier, it's a much better deal.
Unless you're richer than God. Then you can indulge in exchanges like this:
Jack Welch: "Do you know why divorce is so expensive?"
Some guy: "No, why?"
Jack Welch: "Because it's worth it."
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Bravo.*
*I'm sorry. I'm hungover.
05/22/09
Wow, thanks. I'm going to go slit my wrists.*
*By the way, I loved that movie, and I loved the prenup gag, so I'm sticking with it.**
**I guess you saw it.
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Oohhff!