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    Image of MincnglyWhrdL'mer MincnglyWhrdL'mer
    09/02/09

    In reply to Hollywood Goes to the 3D Circus
    curse you for combining "Smell-O-Vision, the casting couch, Pauly Shore" into a single thought...
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    Image of shostakobitch shostakobitch
    09/02/09

    In reply to Hollywood Goes to the 3D Circus
    what about those of us who process information in 4 or more dimensions and can sense 3 dimensions in their entirety?

    can hollywood make a film that takes into account my place not simply relative to earth but also the sun, the galaxy, some theoretical position whereupon i might judge the galilean invariance of all heavenly bodies down to the most infinitesimal in size?

    i want to see catherine zeta jones in "the lorentz transformation" - a c.z. jones that exists in all planes and times. so in other words, she needs to take off her shirt and stand in the light for a while.
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    Image of miss_msry miss_msry
    09/02/09

    In reply to Hollywood Goes to the 3D Circus
    We all had to buy HD TVs to watch old newscasters look older, now we have to pay for 3-D to watch arrows going straight into our eyeballs. Sorry, my bad (that was the 50s); paying extra to watch airplane engines falling out of the sky into our eyeballs.
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    Image of Cheap Shot Cheap Shot
    09/02/09

    In reply to Hollywood Goes to the 3D Circus
    The only 3-D I want is for porn.
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    Image of PaisleyPajamas PaisleyPajamas
    09/02/09

    In reply to Hollywood Goes to the 3D Circus
    Gawd this is stupid.

    Running times that stretch past 2 hours have failed as "value added" to the film consumer and 3-D effects to justify 50% increases in ticket prices will do the same...but more so.

    Your audience is leaving you, Ho'wood, with your torn dress and lipstick smeared you just aren't what you used to be.
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    Image of Awesome X Awesome X
    07/29/09

    In reply to Now You Can Carry The Chilly Terror of Working at Vogue In Your Pocket
    My eyes are starving for booty, too.
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    Image of A Message To Rudy A Message To Rudy
    07/29/09

    In reply to Now You Can Carry The Chilly Terror of Working at Vogue In Your Pocket
    Poking her head through the carpet on the floor, Anna screamed "GET BACK TO WORK!"
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    Image of WackoJacko WackoJacko
    07/29/09

    @Ken Green: Egggggcellent, Smithers.
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    Image of Steverino Begins Steverino Begins
    07/29/09

    @Ken Green: Heart.
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    Image of Tattertotter Tattertotter
    07/29/09

    In reply to Now You Can Carry The Chilly Terror of Working at Vogue In Your Pocket
    Gee, a blouse made out of real Nilla wafers! Is the video of her 9 inch tongue zapping out for a quick cookie break on YouTube yet?
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    Image of WackoJacko WackoJacko
    07/29/09

    In reply to Now You Can Carry The Chilly Terror of Working at Vogue In Your Pocket
    They need to make one of Anna saying "you don't have to throw the babies out with the bath water, just eat them."
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