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    Megan Fox Will Steal Your Girlfriend

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    Image of OCEntertainment OCEntertainment
    08/28/09

    In reply to Megan Fox Will Steal Your Girlfriend
    "Megan Fox Will Steal Your Girlfriend"

    *looks at picture*

    ......And ingest her?
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    Image of PaisleyPajamas PaisleyPajamas
    08/28/09

    In reply to Megan Fox Will Steal Your Girlfriend
    I think whoever said that Megan Fox embodies all the naughty of a stripper/hooker, but isn't a stripper/hooker and therefore, you could take her home to meet the fam-damily, didn't see this photo.
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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    08/28/09

    In reply to Megan Fox Will Steal Your Girlfriend
    Wow, the Megan Fox/Kim Kardashian line is becoming ever more blurred.
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    Image of Macloserboy Macloserboy
    08/28/09

    In reply to Megan Fox Will Steal Your Girlfriend
    Actually, there's probably a good reason it was easier to kiss her, being she knew it was just a job and was less likely to try and get some off her then get pissed when you refuse like say, 99% of every dude who did.
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    Image of skahammer skahammer
    08/28/09

    In reply to Megan Fox Will Steal Your Girlfriend
    In order to protect the rest of society, I am willing to sacrifice my body and absorb the full force of a Megan Fox giggle attack.
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    Image of partypants partypants
    08/28/09

    In reply to Megan Fox Will Steal Your Girlfriend
    Ok megan we get it, you want to be the sexual fantasy of every carbon based life form in the universe. Noted.

    Now shut up.
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    Image of irishflyesq irishflyesq
    08/28/09

    In reply to Megan Fox Will Steal Your Girlfriend
    Anna Wintour hatched a child?
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    08/28/09

    In reply to Megan Fox Will Steal Your Girlfriend
    What if your girlfriend doesn't like toe thumbs?
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    Image of BowlingForDollars BowlingForDollars
    08/28/09

    In reply to Megan Fox Will Steal Your Girlfriend
    Don't make me lock up my girlfriend, Megan Fox!

    Is no one safe from her charms?
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    08/28/09

    @BowlingForDollars: i haven't seen you in ages!

    as to answer your question, apparently no
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    Image of Awesome X Awesome X
    08/28/09

    @BowlingForDollars: We could do worse than losing our girlfriends to Megan Fox.
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    Image of son of spam son of spam
    08/28/09

    @Awesome X: I too feel much safer kissing girls.
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    Image of l'analogie l'analogie
    08/28/09

    In reply to Megan Fox Will Steal Your Girlfriend
    Megan Fox looks like a hot mess in that photo.
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    Image of irishflyesq irishflyesq
    08/28/09

    @l'analogie: Amen.
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    Image of The Lone Scout The Lone Scout
    08/28/09

    @l'analogie: And now she's added Sexy Tongue to Sexy Mouth.
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    Image of Tart of Darkness Tart of Darkness
    05/20/09

    In reply to Anna Wintour to Oprah: 'Lose Some Weight, Fatass!'
    The soul of Mickey's last chihuahua?
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    Image of bytememehard bytememehard
    05/20/09

    In reply to Anna Wintour to Oprah: 'Lose Some Weight, Fatass!'
    Hell, I'd pick up Hugh Jackman poop (if I had self-esteem issues, which I most certainly do not)!
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    Image of EleanorRigby EleanorRigby
    05/20/09

    @bytememehard: I emailed my mom the pic of him scooping poop and she wrote back "we have so much in common! Call me, Hugh!" Oh, moms.
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    Image of crotchety crotchety
    05/20/09

    In reply to Anna Wintour to Oprah: 'Lose Some Weight, Fatass!'
    Anna Wintour went to Minnesota?
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    05/20/09

    @crotchety: Hazelden, Mayo, etc.
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    05/20/09

    In reply to Anna Wintour to Oprah: 'Lose Some Weight, Fatass!'
    Anna told Oprah that if Oprah were a trailer she'd be a double-wide. At that point, a light breeze arrived and carried Anna headfirst into a Walmart, where employees forced her to try on clothing under fluorescent lighting.
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    Image of blix blix
    05/20/09

    @scroll_lock: Moments after entering the Walmart she developed a rash and her hair began to fall out in clumps.
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    05/20/09

    @blix: And then she was force-fed Hot Pockets (on sale 2/$3.29) until she said favorable things about pull-on pants and wind suits.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    05/20/09

    @scroll_lock: The girls who stock the makeup aisle held her down and put Cover Girl foundation all over her face, and Oil of Olay on her wretched, wrinkly arms. Then they sprayed her with Charlie.
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    05/20/09

    @scroll_lock: @BookishLookish: In a daring escape attempt she pulled on several pairs of Spanx and was almost squeezed into the past.
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    05/20/09

    @BookishLookish @blix: : And they didn't blend the foundation, which was three shades too dark, along her jawline AT ALL. Her helmet hair was shellacked with Aquanet and her shoes were sensible.
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    05/20/09

    @scroll_lock:
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    05/20/09

    @blix: sigh. [images.celebrateexpress.com]
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    05/20/09

    @blix: That cape makes her ass look big.
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    05/20/09

    @scroll_lock: HA!
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    05/20/09

    In reply to Anna Wintour to Oprah: 'Lose Some Weight, Fatass!'
    Snore. Yes, Anna, we are all big fat pigs, thanks. I'd like to get that scrawny English bitch in a headlock and make her cry "eclair."


    Team Little Brick House, y'all.

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    Image of Oy Veh (Informality Reigns) Oy Veh (Informality Reigns)
    05/20/09

    @BookishLookish: Yes? you called?
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    Image of Hydroceph Hydroceph
    05/20/09

    @BookishLookish: An eclair sounds pretty good about now, doesn't it?
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    Image of Mama Penguino Mama Penguino
    05/20/09

    @BookishLookish: No shit. Show me a man who's pass up a sweet little house like yours. Never happen!
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    Image of Mama Penguino Mama Penguino
    05/20/09

    @Mama Penguino: Typo alert: That's " . . . a man who'd pass up . . . ."
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