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Family Guy Would Like an Emmy for Best Gratuitous Non Sequiturs

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DorothyBarker
05/30/09

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As anyone who has read Richard's recaps knows, the real crime here is that Richard does not have a TV deal. Although, maybe you're too good for TV Richard. I'm hoping you're working on that Crackerjacks novel...
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PaisleyPajamas
05/29/09

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The putrification of primetime laugh tracks known as Two and a Half Men--which isn't worth 2-1/2 laughs per season from my perspective--has been nominated for Best Comedy Series alongside The Office and 30Rock in recent years past...yes, that's YEARS as in more than one! Family Guy would be in a totally different category, and IMHO, deserving of some recognition.

Seth MacFarlane's troupe is spinning off 2 other series, and doing a lot of press lately promoting these projects, which probably explains the submission for consideration. Their brand of comedy isn't for everyone, but it hasn't been that long ago when the bashing was about how The Simpsons was too edgy for network primetime.
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kimsama
05/29/09

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AW MAN! J. G. Ballard is gonna be so pissed when he finds out he died right before ABC picked up Crash Course. That'd be his idea of prime-time porn.
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Carol Gardens
05/29/09

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Whoops! Tom SellEck. Like I care.
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Carol Gardens
05/29/09

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But it IS weird how animated prime time shows are put in their own category--including brilliance like THE SIMPSONS at its height--and then they don't even get to go to the the "REAL" Emmys. If you work on an animated show you go to the shittier Emmys the week before (the year I went it was in Pasadena and there were about 10 screaming fans and Tom Sellick was the big celeb of the evening.) You are with the technical awards that no one cares about. And maybe you get to sit near James Lipton.
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Dave J.
05/29/09

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I haven't watched enough episodes of Family Guy to appreciate that all the parts of it that are not funny are intentionally not funny in an ironic sort of way. To me they just seem not very funny.
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skahammer
05/29/09

@Dave J.: That's fine, if you're still getting over the dazzling brilliance of Nixon's "Checkers" speech.
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Dave J.
05/29/09

@skahammer: Back off, friendo. I just found out last week that speech was about a dog, not the game.
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skahammer
05/29/09

@Dave J.: So you weren't paying enough attention to it the first time, on the wireless? Fair enough, then.
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skahammer
05/29/09

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Family Guy gets a pass because there's still not enough intentional absurdity in this life.

And there's still too much of the other kind.
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bluebears
05/29/09

@skahammer: right? I actually like all the non sequiturs in Family Guy. Like when they cut to old footage of Conway Twitty. Its fucking random and funny.
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Spirit Fingers
05/29/09

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Various things I'd like to add:

1) I watched Girls Just Want to Have Fun everyday for an entire summer. Square Pegs...pshst! This is where SJP really showed her stuff. And that's not because HBO only showed 3 movies per day in the wee era 1980's cable. Although, because of this Poltergeist is permanently seared into my brain. Anyway, this movie will not be for my age group, which is a pity, because the same person who found redeeming qualities in a movie about traveling pants would possibly watch GJWTHF the reboot on a rainy Sunday after being an old and watching Meet The Press.

2) Family Guy is pure divine genius. I've laughed until things could have expelled from my nose or other orify. Emmy contender, however, it is not. But then what network show is, really? Cable beats networks' ass with a quality programming fatality in most everything, nearly. (Yet, The Wire never got a damn thing, those fuckdroids.)

3) Danny McBride isn't funny. And I'd like him to stop immediately.
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Banjo-Sea Kitten
05/29/09

@Spirit Fingers: Family Guy--I had never seen an ep until earlier this year--it's one of those dinner hour shows that you catch when you catch at friends' houses (I don't have a TV). I have LOL'd plenty and I have been straight-up shocked, and I mean shocked at times. It's dark, nasty, stupid and inappropriate as hell. And actual footage of Mr. Hitler himself was featured in a recent rerun...
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bluebears
05/29/09

@Spirit Fingers: I think its funny. Sorry but I laughed out loud more at this seasons Family Guy then this seasons The Office.
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secretagentman
05/29/09

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I have watched Family Guy a couple times and I just don't get it. I know it's supposed to be funny, but to whom? It's a little too risque for kids, and too poopoo/peepee/barf-jokes for adults, so I assume teens that are high?

I feel itchy when I watch it.
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Goethewritesdrivel
05/29/09

@secretagentman: One more episode of the dog and Peter's wife simulating sex/kissing/what have you and I hang it up (the TV remote, that is). Twixt FG and American Dad, I abhor what The Simpsons' beauty has apparently spawned.
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skahammer
05/29/09

@secretagentman: I feel itchy when I watch it.

Then take a shower and watch again, ya dirty hipster.
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limber
05/30/09

@Goethewritesdrivel: I'm with you on FG and AD being horrors, but Futurama sort of balances the scales for me.
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Kid Twist
05/29/09

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I thought that to qualify as best comedy, a show had to actually be, you know, funny.
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Pope John Peeps II
05/29/09

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Richard it's utterly utterly impossible for you to criticize a fairly funny and fairly popular, very long running show when you are on record as having said that the rampaging, venereal, venial, ass-sack of Dawson-meets-Joey idiocy that is Greek is well-written.
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Richard Lawson
05/29/09

@Pope John Peeps II: We'll have to agree to disagree there. But, popularity doesn't dictate quality, and you know that.
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Pope John Peeps II
05/29/09

@Richard Lawson: No but Family Guy makes me chuckle and the one time I watched Greek I saw a fish-googly-eyed teenage "nerd" mumble his way sleepily through lines that a sixth-grader could have written.

"Oh I don't think we can be friends. I can't get her out of my mind"

"So then don't see her"

"But we're friends and I miss my friend"

"So hang out with her"

"But I can't hang out with her because I've fallen for her"

Ugh. Greek is pretty indefensible. The only good thing is that it's got a buff, out gay dude on it. Other than that, it's pretty cruddy.
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Richard Lawson
05/29/09

@Pope John Peeps II: You can't base your opinion of the show on one episode. I've watched many, many episodes of Family Guy, and while yes I have laughed from time to time, it's so hollow and joyless an endeavor.
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scubak1w1
05/29/09

@Pope John Peeps II: @Richard Lawson:

And neither, thank goodness, does a "critic"...

Those who can do, and all that...
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Richard Lawson
05/29/09

@scubak1w1: What?
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Pope John Peeps II
05/29/09

@Richard Lawson: I've watched precisely 4.5 episodes of Greek. All of them were uniformly terrible. And Rusty mumble-fish-googled his way through every one. I understand the audience they're aimed at, and that their competition is Paris Hilton's New BFF, but that doesn't mean I have to hold the bar lower for it.
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Richard Lawson
05/29/09

@Pope John Peeps II: You are a heartless robot then, and there is nothing I can do to help you.
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Pope John Peeps II
05/29/09

@scubak1w1: Ugh. That's a fucking load of shit. I'm sick of idiots like you.

"Those who can do..."

On the basis of that fucking idiotic, imbecilic argument you can't have any valid political opinions unless you're a politician, you can't have opinions on a novel unless you've written a novel, you can't enjoy the symphony unless you can write a symphony...

Just take it outside, Gomer Pile.
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mathnet
05/29/09

@Pope John Peeps II: @Richard Lawson: You're both wrong. But Richard is right. And I've never watched Greek.
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Pope John Peeps II
05/29/09

@Richard Lawson: Meh. That's okay. You're probably one of those people who thinks Christopher Durang is a "smart writer".
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TedSez
05/29/09

@Pope John Peeps II: You have to give "Greek" props if only because it manages to depict college lives full of constant underage sex (both straight and gay), drugs and binge drinking, even thought it's aired on the ABC Family Channel (which Disney still leases from Pat Robertson, and which still airs "The 700 Club").

Still, "Greek" is no "The Middleman," or even "Kyle XY."
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Pope John Peeps II
05/29/09

@TedSez: Haha "The Middleman" made me laugh so much. It was great. I miss that show.
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Richard Lawson
05/29/09

@Pope John Peeps II: Correction: I think Chris Durang was a smart writer.
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Pope John Peeps II
05/29/09

@Richard Lawson: Aaah did he do any good early stuff? I've only read maybe the last 10 years and so far it's 10 years of STANK.
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mfnher
05/29/09

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Why do you hate Michelle Trachtenberg? There is something off about her. However, I find myself watching every time that stupid ice skating movie comes on t.v.
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