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    Image of Mike Jahn Mike Jahn
    12/12/09

    In reply to The First Night of Hanukkah Yields Lil' Wayne's Real Estate Agent
    Kudos to you for "Hefner chew toy."

    Also, how did the Kardashians escape being cast in "Jersey Shore?"
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    Image of Airvault Airvault
    12/12/09

    In reply to The First Night of Hanukkah Yields Lil' Wayne's Real Estate Agent
    Indie Rock Hanukkah!! Hell yeah.

    So who has the tabs of acid?
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    Image of deardearfriend deardearfriend
    12/12/09

    In reply to The First Night of Hanukkah Yields Lil' Wayne's Real Estate Agent
    His face and neck look like a piece of scrap paper.
    His teeth...I have no words.
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    Image of Banjo-Sea Kitten Banjo-Sea Kitten
    12/12/09

    @deardearfriend: Must say: the psychedelic cats and scary trees doodle theme that I employed from 9th grade through college was waaay better than this.
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    Image of deardearfriend deardearfriend
    12/12/09

    @Banjo-Sea Kitten: Then surely you've immortalized them on your face, yes?
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    Image of Banjo-Sea Kitten Banjo-Sea Kitten
    12/12/09

    @deardearfriend: No, I've only gotten as far as the Made In America tramp stamp.
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    12/12/09

    @Banjo-Sea Kitten: You can never go wrong with the classics.
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    Image of DennyCrane DennyCrane
    12/12/09

    In reply to The First Night of Hanukkah Yields Lil' Wayne's Real Estate Agent
    Foster, I see your Indie Rock Hanukkah and raise you one guitar riff. L'Chaim, sucka!!
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    Image of Shelwood Shelwood
    12/12/09

    @DennyCrane: This is my favorite (though the video here is beyond strange):
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    Image of cellardoor cellardoor
    12/12/09

    In reply to The First Night of Hanukkah Yields Lil' Wayne's Real Estate Agent
    not obscure
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    Image of MyNameIsChris MyNameIsChris
    12/12/09

    @cellardoor: OK hotshot... I bet you haven't heard of The Velvet Underground though. They sang about PCP back in the '40s or something like that! The more you know...
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    Image of DennyCrane DennyCrane
    12/12/09

    In reply to The First Night of Hanukkah Yields Lil' Wayne's Real Estate Agent
    Its much easier for Axl to beat people up nowadays. He just uses his walker.
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    Image of katekate is squared katekate is squared
    12/12/09

    In reply to The First Night of Hanukkah Yields Lil' Wayne's Real Estate Agent
    I have to guess that the guys in Good Charlotte know they suck really hard, and have a great sense of humor about it. And chicks dig funny guys. That's the only way I can make sense of it.
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    Image of musicmope musicmope
    12/12/09

    @katekate is squared: A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away there was a band called Spacehog. Google Image their wives.
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    Image of CumaeanSibyl CumaeanSibyl
    12/12/09

    @musicmope: Hahaha, I remember that one song of theirs. And I liked it, but I'm perfectly willing to admit that I have terrible taste.

    Maybe that's the key we're missing here. I'm not a hot model, but I imagine some of them must share both my bad taste and my complete lack of shame about it.
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    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    12/12/09

    @CumaeanSibyl: Was it Mungo City? Because I freakin love that song for reasons I can't explain.
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    Image of CumaeanSibyl CumaeanSibyl
    12/12/09

    @DahlELama: Nah, "In the Meantime." Never heard any of their other songs.

    (I have YouTubed "Mungo City" and find it not to my tastes, but it's not bad.)
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    Image of KikiCanuck KikiCanuck
    12/10/09

    In reply to Casey Johnson and Tila Tequila to Achieve World's Messiest Marital Bliss
    Gisèle Bundchen looks like my cat. Casey Johnson looks like microwaved Tara Reid. I need to lie down.
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    12/10/09

    In reply to Casey Johnson and Tila Tequila to Achieve World's Messiest Marital Bliss
    Why does Casey already have a bad Brazilian face lift? She looks like her mouth doesn't close.
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    12/10/09

    In reply to Casey Johnson and Tila Tequila to Achieve World's Messiest Marital Bliss
    Re picture:

    I'm just glad that I can now ask Casey Johnson's vagina what time it is.
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    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    12/10/09

    In reply to Casey Johnson and Tila Tequila to Achieve World's Messiest Marital Bliss
    When did Bridget Moynahan become the offspring of Eliza Dushku and Allison Janney?
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    Image of KikiCanuck KikiCanuck
    12/10/09

    @DahlELama: I was going for Alyssa Milano + Karen Allen, but yours is better, dammit.
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    Image of braak: You are, as usual, completely correct. braak: You are, as usual, completely correct.
    12/10/09

    In reply to Casey Johnson and Tila Tequila to Achieve World's Messiest Marital Bliss
    I'm just imagining Lindsay Lohan with some kind of stamp, or a bunch of glittery stickers or something. "You there, urchin!" STICK! "Saved! One down, one billion to go."
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    Image of fatmonalisa fatmonalisa
    12/10/09

    @braak: You are, as usual, completely correct.: Imagine her trying to spread the good word of leather leggings to those poor children? "You there! Baby powder up! Time for you to learn the ins and outs of lower east side night clubs!"
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    Image of braak: You are, as usual, completely correct. braak: You are, as usual, completely correct.
    12/10/09

    @fatmonalisa: That'd take too long. How can she save forty children in a day at that right? It's got to be: "Gold lame leggings, here, go! Saved! You there, take this handle of Grey Goose vodka! Saved! Starving children, enjoy this complimentary vegetarian curry and DVD copies of I Know Who Killed Me! Motherfucking SAVED, bitches!"
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    Image of bowel_and_the_obstructors bowel_and_the_obstructors
    12/10/09

    In reply to Casey Johnson and Tila Tequila to Achieve World's Messiest Marital Bliss
    Casey Johnson is a poster child for why we need the inheritance tax
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    Image of MsMuffinMcGuffin MsMuffinMcGuffin
    12/10/09

    In reply to Casey Johnson and Tila Tequila to Achieve World's Messiest Marital Bliss
    My rather uncharitable comment about Tila is that I always wonder where she has been. Or perhaps where hasn't she been? Ick.
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    Image of pollyannacowgirl pollyannacowgirl
    12/10/09

    @MsMuffinMcGuffin: Tila has been debasing herself in every manner imaginable. That's where she's been.

    I can't think of a dirtier ho. But she always makes me sad because I am 100% sure that she was sexually abused as a child.
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    Image of Products Will Save Me Products Will Save Me
    12/10/09

    @MsMuffinMcGuffin: The one word that comes to mind when I see her is "festering."
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    Image of Z und Vielpunkt's chick Z und Vielpunkt's chick
    12/10/09

    In reply to Casey Johnson and Tila Tequila to Achieve World's Messiest Marital Bliss
    Tila's doing it right. One week she comes out as a lesbian. The next week she's engaged to her ex's ex--who is dangerously obsessed with another woman. That is dyke drama at its best. This is messier than a season of the L-Word. Next that 17-carat ring is going to cut a bitch.
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