The cover stories are always boring no matter who is featured. Skim this month's Jonny Depp feature, or better just look at the photos. However from the stand point of pleasing the advertisers and demographics VF aims for, the Jessica Simpson cover was mind-boggling. She performs to half empty Indian casino showrooms. When will Kate Gosselin make the VF cover?
@La Mareada: But I found out that Depp is a dreamer, a rebel, a poet, an iconoclast, artist, movie star, treasured icon, man's man, libertine, raconteur, the spiritual heir of Kerouac and Brando, a god among men. The only boring thing about it is the unspoken suggestion that mere mortals ought to just take an electric drill and bore a hole in our skulls. Compared to Depp, we're all unenlightened knuckle-draggers.
They look like brother and sister; as these celeb types tend to be total narcissists, that is not shocking at all. Betting long money their child will be inbred-looking.
Right, Beyonce says to avoid the gym and then segues into a description of the hard work and sacrifice she puts into having the body that she has. I'm still waiting for her to figure out what deja vu actually means.
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I hope that seemingly wonderful couple works things out.
I usually could care less about celebrities, but they seem nice.
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But I,--that am not shap'd for sportive tricks,
Nor made to court an amorous looking-glass;
I, that am rudely stamp'd, and want love's majesty
To strut before a wanton ambling nymph;
I, that am curtail'd of this fair proportion,
Cheated of feature by dissembling nature,
Deform'd, unfinish'd, sent before my time
Into this breathing world scarce half made up,
And that so lamely and unfashionable
That dogs bark at me as I halt by them;--
Why, I, in this weak piping time of peace,
Have no delight to pass away the time,
Unless to spy my shadow in the sun,
And descant on mine own deformity:
And therefore,--since I cannot prove a lover,
To entertain these fair well-spoken days,--
I am determined to prove a villain,
And hate the idle pleasures of these days.
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That Pee Wee Herman tattoo makes me notice him for the first time ever.