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    Good Morning, Obama Wants to Rape You

    Upstate Conservative Decides He Won the Election Really

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    Image of PaisleyPajamas PaisleyPajamas
    12:27 PM

    In reply to Good Morning, Obama Wants to Rape You
    I thought "pocketbooks" was such an odd choice of verbage for Glenn Beck until I realized the alternative was "...pretty much raping the purses of the rich to give to the poor," which was probably too titillating for the Fox News audience as deemed by their overlords.
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    Image of Rhymenocerous Rhymenocerous
    11:58 AM

    In reply to Good Morning, Obama Wants to Rape You
    You could legalize rape and call it the consumer something and it would pass?

    You could legalize rape and call it the Civil Rights Act of 2009, and it would probably pass?

    Um, what? Rush isn't just obsessed with rape, he thinks it should be legal. This is probably to get his friend Becky out of trouble for that now-famous 1990 incident.
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    Image of Mike Jahn Mike Jahn
    11:39 AM

    In reply to Good Morning, Obama Wants to Rape You
    Wait. Is this the same rape that Glenn Beck didn't do to the little girl he didn't murder?
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    11:29 AM

    In reply to Good Morning, Obama Wants to Rape You
    Biggest surprise here is that none of the female wingnuts got into this act. Bachmann? Palin? Cheney? Malkin? Crazy old congresswoman who won't shut up? Does this go too far even for you?
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    11:42 AM

    @naugahydeinplainsight: Maybe there's one solo voice of reason in the RNC holding them back. But once she's fired, they'll chime right in.
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    Image of Cicada Cicada
    12:32 PM

    @naugahydeinplainsight: Bachmann did say that allowing the UAW to have a role in running GM was like forcing a rape victim to marry her rapist. It's not quite up to Rush's level, but you can't say she isn't trying.

    Here's the quote:
    "The UAW was a major reason why the companies hit the wall, and now the UAW will be rewarded with major control and ownership. It is as if a rape victim were forced to marry her rapist."

    Not screamy enough, really. I'm sure she'll figure it out in time.
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    11:19 AM

    In reply to Good Morning, Obama Wants to Rape You
    I had no idea how many different types of rape there were. Pocketbook-rape, mental-rape, gang-rape, capitalism-rape, child mind-rape, government sanctioned-rape, America-rape, democracy-rape, Statue of Liberty-rape. And that doesn't even include rape-rape.

    Informative!
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    Image of Richard Petty Bourgeoisie Richard Petty Bourgeoisie
    10:58 AM

    In reply to Good Morning, Obama Wants to Rape You
    It's no accident. So much of their shtick is based on preying on the status anxiety of white males who feel they're being pushed to the fringes of society and emasculated by women and gays.

    Stated another way: "During times of great social flux, these fears play out in politics as people seek out enemies (which helps them reaffirm their own standing) and, at the same time, damn a social order they feel the cannot dominate." - Gregory Rodriguez, LA Times, 8-31-09

    Enter Rush, Savage, Beck. Now exit them, and enter, and exit. RAPE!!!
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    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    12:07 PM

    @Richard Petty Bourgeoisie: I totally did not expect to find something so insightful on this comment thread. Thanks.
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    Image of katastic katastic
    10:51 AM

    In reply to Good Morning, Obama Wants to Rape You
    "Obama's administration is raping the nation"= such a thinly-veiled "Birth of a Nation"-esque BLACK MEN ARE COMING FOR YOUR WOMEN message.
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    11:27 AM

    @katastic: That jumped out at me too, especially since he actually had the balls to say "The Rape of a Nation." (1:57)
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    Image of katastic katastic
    10:46 AM

    In reply to Good Morning, Obama Wants to Rape You
    And right-wing nutjobs would know about rape. Am I right, GLENN BECK?
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    Image of johnny_carsick johnny_carsick
    11:09 AM

    @katastic: I've heard something about this before. 1990, was it? Gruesome. I certainly hope he clears this up sometime soon.
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    Image of bluebears bluebears
    11:33 AM

    @katastic: I heard that he booked a trip to Thailand in the early 90s solely for the purpose of raping young boys.
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    12:08 PM

    @bluebears: I heard that, too. I had video evidence, but it was stolen by a masked, fat Mormon man as I was on my way to the police station with it.

    He stopped to sodomize a puppy as he ran away, but I didn't get a look at his face.
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    Image of HenryLovesFonzie HenryLovesFonzie
    10:41 AM

    In reply to Good Morning, Obama Wants to Rape You
    I love the overuse of severe words - it minimizes their effect so I don't feel bad when someone is actually raped. I think "Oh, that little girl is just like the American Taxpayer."
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    12:08 PM

    @HenryLovesFonzie: Er... that may not entirely be Glenn Beck's problem.
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    Image of Voyou_Charmant Voyou_Charmant
    10:29 AM

    In reply to Good Morning, Obama Wants to Rape You
    Why hasn't Rush Limbaugh denied that he had to take Viagra, while in the Dominican Republic, so that he could GANG RAPE CHILDREN? And to make matters worse, he still has not told authorities where he buried the bodies of the children he may have GANG RAPED. Until medical examiners can see examine the bodies of hundreds of children that may have been buried by Rush Limbaugh himself, we can not know for sure if they were RAPED before they were murdered by Rush Limbaugh.

    This is a serious accusation that some people have made, and it's a questions that everyone should have answers to.
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    Image of bluebears bluebears
    11:34 AM

    @Voyou_Charmant: why wont he answer these serious accusations? what is he trying to hide????
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    Image of Dr. Nick Dr. Nick
    10:29 AM

    In reply to Good Morning, Obama Wants to Rape You
    "Rape missing children"? If you say so!
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    Image of sanyucat sanyucat
    10:31 AM

    @Dr. Nick: I don't WANT to, but I am a liberal so I guess I have to.
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    Image of Arken Arken
    10:32 AM

    @sanyucat: While drinking a latte and eating some arugula.
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    Image of sanyucat sanyucat
    10:39 AM

    @Arken: And just generally hating America. The only problem is, it's hard to FIND missing kids in order to rape them.
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    11:13 AM

    @sanyucat: Hey it's either rape 'em or abort 'em. Those are the choices we have. I pick rape almost every time.
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    Image of Private Hangnail Private Hangnail
    11/19/09

    In reply to Upstate Conservative Decides He Won the Election Really
    This fellow is what we'd call a wet end back where I grew up. Which just happens to be Upstate New York.
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    Image of seyswho seyswho
    11/19/09

    In reply to Upstate Conservative Decides He Won the Election Really
    Way to waste your constituents' time and money, Doug.

    Hmm, on second thought, go for it.
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    Image of skt.smth skt.smth
    11/19/09

    @seyswho: His constituents? Certainly you can't be referring to the people in New York's 23rd district, whose desires can't possibly be represented by Hoffman, due to the fact that he's a carpetbagger.
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    Image of seyswho seyswho
    11/19/09

    @skt.smth: Well, I was trying to think of another word to use but couldn't find the proper way to say "morons who voted for him" without sounding petulant. I guessed people could figure out what I meant. Thanks for the nitpicky lecture though, I always enjoy those so very much!
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    Image of CumaeanSibyl CumaeanSibyl
    11/17/09

    In reply to Outrage-Off: Glenn Beck vs. Wesley Pruden
    We're the young girl saying "No no! Help me!" and the government is Glenn Beck. In the end, I think we will all be nine years old, and dead, until proven otherwise. #outrage
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    Image of flossy flossy
    11/17/09

    In reply to Outrage-Off: Glenn Beck vs. Wesley Pruden

    I just thought I'd share this little gem of Wesley Pruden pledging allegiance to the... Confederate Flag. "The American mainstream," ftw! #outrage
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    11/17/09

    @flossy: Err, well, click on the picture to get a glimpse of the man himself. Or just Google image search him, it's the first thing that pops up! #outrage
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