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    Image of manchops manchops
    12/17/09

    In reply to A Tour of Glenn Beck's Former Fortress of Crazitude
    does the american flag come with?
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    12/17/09

    @manchops: There's one in the basement that wraps around the entire house.
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    12/18/09

    @Lysergic Asset: can you and i got in on the damn house together, burn that damn flag our first night and then have subversive gay sex all over the property?
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    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    12/18/09

    @manchops: That would be great (and I'm sure I would enjoy it, given that I like how your mind works), but I'm a straight female. Thanks for the compliment, though!
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    12/18/09

    @Lysergic Asset: ah, gawker comments know no gender. let's buy some "sarah palin" visors, blacken out her name on them and flag burn
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    12/18/09

    @Lysergic Asset: I "hearted" you, whatever the hell that means. If you know what it means, feel free to explain it to me!
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    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    12/18/09

    @manchops: Likewise. The system is kind of a throwback to junior high, where you have 'friends' and 'followers.' Friends are commenters you have hearted, and followers are commenters who have hearted you. Sometimes they are the same; often they are not. Mostly, it's for the psychological advantage of seeing a heart next to commenters you like - you can scan a comment page for your friends' comments by looking for the hearts.

    Also, on your main page, you can see comments by your friends rather than having to hunt for them, but this becomes moot when you have too many friends.

    Glad to be servicey!
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    12/17/09

    In reply to A Tour of Glenn Beck's Former Fortress of Crazitude
    The Very Secret Diary of Glenn Beck's House

    Monday: Don't. Slam. My. Door. Don;t slam my door. Don't slam my door don't slam my door don't slam my OWWWWWWWW!!! MOTHERfucker!!

    Tuesday: Yeah, that's right, Mr. Man. Just bob along in your hottub there. Real reeeelaxed. I'm loosening up this chimney pot. Just for you.

    Wednesday: You know, no matter how many locks you put on the bathroom I am still fully aware you're pounding your pudding in there.

    Thursday: Got a call from my cousin in Amityville. Smug bastard just ran out the third family this month. Have been begging to learn the trick with the flies but no dice. Overlook offered to show me the Bleeding Elevator bit, but = no elevator = no bleeding elevator.

    Friday: Mother was right. I should have taken the lead in "Poltergeist." "Typecasting" the agent said. "You'll never be a full fade to a weekly rom-com" the agent said. And now the agent is guzzling martinis in Boca Raton and I'm stuck in Connect-a-cunt waiting to have my gutters sandblasted.
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    12/17/09

    In reply to A Tour of Glenn Beck's Former Fortress of Crazitude
    You can not scrub the hot tub free of Glenn Beck man broth.
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    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    12/17/09

    @BadUncle: Which is comprised of equal parts of soot, poo, and talcum powder.
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    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    12/17/09

    @BettyCrocker: ...and the broken dreams of millions of immigrant children.
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    12/17/09

    @BadUncle: Glenn Beck man broth

    This is the worst phrase I have ever read.
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    12/17/09

    @sweet_communist: Right up there with "Ann Coulter's used panty liner"
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    12/17/09

    @Tattertotter: Shudder.
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    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    12/17/09

    @Tattertotter: "Rush Limbaugh's penis pump" "Sarah Palin's moose-shaped dildo"
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    12/17/09

    In reply to A Tour of Glenn Beck's Former Fortress of Crazitude
    Doesn't he read his own copy? Gold is a much better investment than real estate.

    Also a good bang (yuck yuck) for the buck: sleeping with Tiger Woods.
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    12/17/09

    In reply to A Tour of Glenn Beck's Former Fortress of Crazitude
    if he thought living 25 minutes from greenwich was going to air out the WASP stench, he was sorely mistaken.
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    12/17/09

    @Helio: I thought he was part of the WASP stench. What have I missed here?
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    12/17/09

    @Lysergic Asset: Technically, Glenn Beck is a WASM.
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    12/17/09

    @atlasfugged: Moron? Malignancy? Maggot? Mindless? Motherfucker?
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    12/17/09

    @Lysergic Asset: Maniac? Murderer? Mange-mouth? Morbidity? Muddle-head? Milksop? Mental? Muffdiver?
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    12/17/09

    @atlasfugged: Martianinvader?
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    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    12/17/09

    @Tattertotter: I seriously doubt it's Muffdiver. I can't imagine him giving anyone but Satan an orgasm.
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    12/17/09

    @Lysergic Asset, @Tattertotter: Meatwad, Mealy-mouth, Malingerer, Moper, Miscreant, Monkey-turd, Mormon.
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    12/17/09

    @RollsRoyceRevenge: What happened to your avatar?
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    12/17/09

    @Tattertotter: Also: I can't believe I missed "Maniac."
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    12/17/09

    @atlasfugged: Misanthrope, Misogynist, Misunderestimation.
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    12/17/09

    @Lysergic Asset: I think we've got the M's covered.
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    12/17/09

    @atlasfugged: Good, 'cause I'm all out of inspiration.
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    Image of RollsRoyceRevenge RollsRoyceRevenge
    12/17/09

    @Lysergic Asset: I never had one. I tried uploading a picture of a Rolls Royce on fire, but it didn't work, mostly because the guy whose car it was caught me before I could light the match.
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    12/17/09

    @RollsRoyceRevenge: You could try shrinking the top part of this pic.
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    12/17/09

    @atlasfugged: You forgot "Migraine-inducing Masturbating Moob-sprouting Mook."
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    Image of sfBirdie sfBirdie
    12/17/09

    In reply to A Tour of Glenn Beck's Former Fortress of Crazitude
    Holy shit, I think he's neighbors with my ex.
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    12/17/09

    In reply to A Tour of Glenn Beck's Former Fortress of Crazitude
    Look at the luxury hate provides.
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    12/17/09

    In reply to A Tour of Glenn Beck's Former Fortress of Crazitude
    How long will it take for the new owners to stop having nightmares?
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    12/17/09

    In reply to A Tour of Glenn Beck's Former Fortress of Crazitude
    Dang. I can actually feel myself turning whiter just looking at those pictures.
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    12/17/09

    In reply to A Tour of Glenn Beck's Former Fortress of Crazitude
    This house is like tiger's ho's- it's a cliche for what a famous person should have, not an actual house you would make a home.
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    Image of Richard Petty Bourgeoisie Richard Petty Bourgeoisie
    12/17/09

    In reply to A Tour of Glenn Beck's Former Fortress of Crazitude
    I heard he's moving to Darien, where, according to the man himself, "a pimp could be a pimp."
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    12/17/09

    In reply to A Tour of Glenn Beck's Former Fortress of Crazitude
    I hear that Conneticut has scary places like schools and libraries that frightened and confused Glenn.
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    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    12/17/09

    @Nicolarz: Not to mention The Gays.
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    12/17/09

    In reply to A Tour of Glenn Beck's Former Fortress of Crazitude
    If I buy the house, does the slime convey?
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    12/17/09

    @AzureTexan: I'm more concerned that his crocodile tears have irreparably corroded the foundation.
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    12/17/09

    @AzureTexan: You know he peed in the pool; he thought it was funny.
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    12/17/09

    @belltolls: @morninggloria: Frankly, I'm more concerned about the bodies buried in the yard. . . .
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    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    12/17/09

    @AzureTexan: Including the one from the girl he raped and murdered back in 1990.
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    12/17/09

    @BettyCrocker: Yep.
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    12/17/09

    @AzureTexan: there's a "30 pieces of silver" joke in their somewhere, but I'm too lazy to go digging for it.
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    12/17/09

    @Juancho: If you're searching for proof of laziness, look no further than my one-word answer — "Yep" — above.
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    12/17/09

    @AzureTexan: "!"
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    12/17/09

    @Uncle_Billy_Slumming:
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    12/17/09

    @Richard Petty Bourgeoisie: How can a lazy man have such a competitive streak?
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    12/17/09

    @Uncle_Billy_Slumming: [shrugs]
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    12/18/09

    @Richard Petty Bourgeoisie: @Uncle_Billy_Slumming: You guys DO realize I won the Battle of the Sloths, right? My genius was subtle, I grant you, but by not responding at all, I came up victorious in the end.
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    12/15/09

    In reply to Fox to Beck: Maybe You Should Cut Back on the Gold a Little?
    Hey, if forced simulated drowning until driven psychotic, with your warm piss mixing with the contents of your emptied bowels dribbling thickly down your bound legs (that you'd gladly eat if they'd only stop the torrents of water poured over your cloth-covered face (God dear god please kill me now please kill me now!)) doesn't count as "torture", then surely we'd be small to quibble over "radio sponsor" not counting as "paid spokesman".
    But we don't torture.
    So we won't quibble.

    Although, really: shouldn't Beck shill for Vick's Vapor Rub instead?
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    12/14/09

    In reply to Fox to Beck: Maybe You Should Cut Back on the Gold a Little?
    He looks like he eats gold.

    Great big greasy gobs of fattening gold.

    With futures sauce.
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    12/14/09

    @RollsRoyceRevenge: Can I get that to go?
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