FYI, newsmedia, we are only that many days into Barack Obama's president. And fyi again: the "first 100 days" is a meaningless marker.

Much as Spy invested sarcasm, Suck invented blogging sarcastically. Or something. It was an internet magazine, like Slate and Salon except it didn't make you want to claw your eyes out, which is why it's defunct now. But everyone remembers it, and its glorious heyday. Greg Allen still has a bottle of Suck Soda. Which…

When we first heard the idea of a reimagined Beverly Hills: 90210, we believed it would be impossible to recreate the teary, teenybop magic of the original series. Who could possibly sneer like Luke Perry? Or turn the world on with his smile like Jason Priestley? But the Rob "Not Matchbox 20 Rob" Thomas-produced …