Utah clearly has a thing with goats. First there was the mysterious Goat Man wandering the Utah wilderness, and now there's Voldemort, the paperboy-attacking pet goat.

A man in Utah couldn't stop looking at these weird goats, so he did the obvious thing: he started dressing like one and frolicking with a goat herd through the Utah wilderness. But what seems like a strange obsession could soon have real and dangerous consequences – goat hunting season starts in September.

Above is video of two goats surfing in California. The goats were trained by their owner, Dana McGregor. Said McGregor:

I can't stop looking at this weird Chinese circcus goat. It can walk on a tightrope while carrying a monkey—then stand tiptoe on an urn and twirl.

Cocoa the Amazing Pizza Goat spent another boisterous weekend carousing in New York. Previously, Cocoa had been photographed at Famous Famiglia and Serafina. Now citizen paparazzi have spotted her in Central Park, Columbus Circle, and on Twitter. Is the beloved bovid overexposed?

The Amazing Pizza Goat of New York, a.k.a. Cocoa, is back in the city. Eagle-eyed reader Dan spotted the Amazing Pizza Goat dining at an outdoor table at Serafina, an Italian chain restaurant on 55th and Broadway. The content of her meal is unknown.

Yesterday we marveled at a photograph of a goat with a red fanny pack around its neck, standing on its hind legs at a Midtown pizzeria, dining with two humans. We decided to call it The Amazing Pizza Goat of New York, but we knew nothing more.

Spotted at a Famous Famiglia pizzeria in Midtown at 11PM last night: A goat eating pizza. Apparently it's the same Famous Famiglia where Sarah Palin and Donald Trump held their pizza summit. [@ReporterLeslie, DNAInfo]

What a weird-looking goat, in China. [Flickr]

Jason Biggs' real life is actually sort of like his American Pie life. Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore are getting some Kabbalah Kounseling. And poor Cyclops can't win. Saturday gossip is looking for its daughter, who may or may not be with a goat.

We've got a happy update to the most important story of 2011! (You know, the cross-dressing guy who (allegedly) killed his neighbor's goat while high on bath salts.) A charitably-inclined couple bought the victimized family a new goat. Named Trixie!

The students of Sandra Kay Daniels' 2nd grade class at Emma E. Booker Elementary School, in Sarasota, FL., were accidental footnotes to history — eyewitnesses to President Bush's stunned, seven-minute reaction to the news that the World Trade Center had been struck by hijacked passenger planes on the morning of…

Police in Charleston, West Virginia, found Mark Thompson wandering around the woods in a bra and panties and covered in the blood of his neighbor's pygmy goat, which he had killed in his bedroom. He had been high on "bath salts" for three days.

You've got the moves, kid. Now let's make you a star!

In your Monday edition of, "Old People Doing Weird Things," we have this: a disheveled man staring at the camera before turning and bleating like a goat for a few seconds. Seriously, that's basically what this video contains. Now watch!

The Way We Live Now: riding the roller coaster. Playing the blame game. On the comeback trail. On the rebound. Entrepreneurially. And all sorts of other cliches that add up to one big goat on the roof, economically speaking.

Maria, a five-year-old Nigerian dwarf goat, was minding her own business in her owner's front yard in Santa Fe, New Mexico when a minivan pulled up and someone shot and killed her. The killers remain at large. [SF New Mexican]