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    Swine Flu Officially a Tool of Satan

    Glenn Beck Asks The Crazies to Pray Instead of Shooting People

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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    10/09/09

    In reply to Swine Flu Officially a Tool of Satan
    I thought the Body of Christ gives you complete immunity. Sure worked for all those pedophile priests!
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    Image of Chore Boy Chore Boy
    10/09/09

    @BookishLookish: That comment is so beautiful that I want to get it drunk, put it in a vestment and make it give me oral while it cries.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    10/09/09

    @saythatscool: Don't forget to make it pray with you for forgiveness after the deed is done.
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    Image of mexiback mexiback
    10/09/09

    @BookishLookish: AND lastly, you could scar that comment for life, and get away with it. Such a beautiful, soft and youthful comment.
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    Image of Richard Petty Bourgeoisie Richard Petty Bourgeoisie
    10/09/09

    In reply to Swine Flu Officially a Tool of Satan
    At my church, the other congregants and I still smoke from the same joint when taking our sacrament.

    By "church," I mean "detached garage," and by "the other congregants" I mean "my private shame."
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    Image of scroll_lock scroll_lock
    10/09/09

    In reply to Swine Flu Officially a Tool of Satan
    "United Church of Christ: Unsurpassed at Changing Water Into Whine™"
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    Image of Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith
    10/10/09

    @scroll_lock: Ooh, you're good.
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    Image of momof3wildkids momof3wildkids
    10/09/09

    In reply to Swine Flu Officially a Tool of Satan
    In the diocese I belong to, they asked that we refrain from the Sign of Peace (shaking of hands and offering a "peace be with you" for those non-mackrel snappers) when the swine flu first came out.

    They gave up the wine cup for a while too. The communal wine cup always skeeved me out -- and not just because it was crappy wine.
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    Image of rudi_freude rudi_freude
    10/09/09

    @momof3wildkids: Oh, we just blow air kisses at mine. Then we spritz wine cooler brumisateurs.
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    Image of scroll_lock scroll_lock
    10/09/09

    In reply to Swine Flu Officially a Tool of Satan
    Oh for God's sake just do like Catholics: take the host by itself and then go home and hit the wine bottle.
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    Image of gawkimo gawkimo
    08/05/09

    In reply to Glenn Beck Asks The Crazies to Pray Instead of Shooting People
    Which Jesus am I supposed to pray to? The one who advocated giving away all earthly belongings and devoting your life to the poor, or the one who thinks poor children should not have access to health care because their parents didn't work hard enough and want to sponge off hard working conservatives?
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    Image of The Defeatery The Defeatery
    08/05/09

    In reply to Glenn Beck Asks The Crazies to Pray Instead of Shooting People
    I love how anything the Right disagrees with is labeled as "PC." Like that's the worst slander they can come up with. Let me get this straight: you can either be politically correct (whatever that means—not being racist? believing climate change is real? wanting health insurance? Then yeah, I guess I'm politlcally correct) or you can pray. Um, okay. That's some airtight logic you've got there.
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    Image of Mediahohoho Mediahohoho
    08/04/09

    In reply to Glenn Beck Asks The Crazies to Pray Instead of Shooting People
    Is it praying when I listen to Beck ramble and think, "Holy Fucking Shit, who the fuck is this asshole?" Because that's as close as I can get these days.
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    Image of Magister Magister
    08/04/09

    In reply to Glenn Beck Asks The Crazies to Pray Instead of Shooting People
    You'd think that Beck was trying to get in front of the whole "don't blame me" situation, but his suggestion of prayer and a divine intervention could cause some unbalanced soul to think they're "The Messenger".

    So, no, Glenn - If you don't agree with the direction of the country, you don't take up arms or pray for "assistance", you participate in the democratic process.
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    Image of Greasy Thumb Guzik Greasy Thumb Guzik
    08/04/09

    In reply to Glenn Beck Asks The Crazies to Pray Instead of Shooting People
    Beck starts out by saying "I've been thinking an awful lot lately".
    Then where is the evidence of that?
    Plus he phrased it wrong. It should have been "I've been doing a lot of awful thinking lately"
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    Image of FaceMelter FaceMelter
    08/04/09

    In reply to Glenn Beck Asks The Crazies to Pray Instead of Shooting People
    I guess Beck will be pretty pissed when he realizes that God is the biggest commie of them all, and that heaven is one big socialist orgy.
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    Image of onebadclam onebadclam
    08/04/09

    In reply to Glenn Beck Asks The Crazies to Pray Instead of Shooting People
    Juxtapose the pacifist Beck with the more militant hints he drops ever so liberally throughout his program. "I seem to recall all the Russian Czars died in the woods" wink wink

    Here's a history lesson, Glenn. The Bolsheviks killed only one Czar. And he was killed by the Bolsheviks!
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    Image of misslinda misslinda
    08/04/09

    In reply to Glenn Beck Asks The Crazies to Pray Instead of Shooting People
    I pray Glenn Beck gets caught up in a sex scandal involving an 18-year-old boy, a bag full of oxycontin prescribed to Rush Limbaugh and manufactured by Levi Johnson's mother, and that horse that was just on the news. You know the one I mean.
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    Image of htotheomo htotheomo
    08/04/09

    @misslinda: Swallowing my own vomitus, let me say that I would fuck him just to expose him and get him off the air.
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    Image of TumblingDice TumblingDice
    08/04/09

    In reply to Glenn Beck Asks The Crazies to Pray Instead of Shooting People
    Wait a second. Just, wait a second. Did anyone hear the very end of this clip? Seriously? With about 3 seconds left, Glenn Beck says off-camera over footage of Obama: "this guy's a black nationalist, communist..." and then Gretchen cuts him off / or the clip ends.
    This is scary stuff.
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    Image of Pareene Pareene
    08/04/09

    @TumblingDice: hah, yes, i wasn't entirely sure what i was hearing there. but i added it because I AM NOT ALONE, WE SURROUND THEM
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    Image of Nice Beaver Nice Beaver
    08/04/09

    In reply to Glenn Beck Asks The Crazies to Pray Instead of Shooting People
    Glenn, Nickelback's road manager called. He wants his clothes back.
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