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    Image of stripesonazebra stripesonazebra
    11/09/09

    In reply to Scoring Sunday's Nuptials: Of Muppets, Monkeys, and Mexican Wrestling
    re: Melissa Johnson/Tim Lagasse wedding: I was there, it was so much fun! Who needs a boring, stuffy wedding where the bride is dressed in white and everything is so...polished anyway?? This is how a great marriage should start off--FUN and GOOD TIMES.
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    Image of Phyllis Nefler Phyllis Nefler
    11/09/09

    @stripesonazebra: Please tell me you were the robot in the front row. #weddings
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    Image of jessherling001 jessherling001
    11/09/09

    In reply to Scoring Sunday's Nuptials: Of Muppets, Monkeys, and Mexican Wrestling
    Ha! "You can't be gay at Ivy." Rovzar's article was written while I was a student at Princeton, and let me assure you, most of the guys in Ivy WERE gay. Friday Fried Day should have been called Friday Pride Day.
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    Image of Phyllis Nefler Phyllis Nefler
    11/09/09

    @jessherling001: This is true. TI, on the other hand ... #weddings
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    Image of budy920 budy920
    11/09/09

    In reply to Scoring Sunday's Nuptials: Of Muppets, Monkeys, and Mexican Wrestling
    please. please read the actual NYT announcement for Pace/Ellner - it's so painful and embarrassing, i have a stomach ache - maybe i need 2 doctors- #weddings
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    Image of Former-Hoosier Former-Hoosier
    11/09/09

    In reply to Scoring Sunday's Nuptials: Of Muppets, Monkeys, and Mexican Wrestling
    Minorities at Yale parties. Yeah effe-ing right. #weddings
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    Image of Phyllis Nefler Phyllis Nefler
    11/09/09

    @Former-Hoosier: You'd be surprised! #weddings
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    Image of cassandra cassandra
    11/08/09

    In reply to Scoring Sunday's Nuptials: Of Muppets, Monkeys, and Mexican Wrestling
    I just want to say I love this feature more than anything on the Internet, pretty much ever, and please don't let it or Phyllis Nefler ever go away. Thank you. #weddings
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    Image of Phyllis Nefler Phyllis Nefler
    11/08/09

    In reply to Scoring Sunday's Nuptials: Of Muppets, Monkeys, and Mexican Wrestling
    FROM THE TIPLINE: a shadowy source who "works for the city" has confirmed that the office of Marty Markowitz sends these certificates to every couple that gets married in Brooklyn. How have none of you sent these along before? I honestly think they are created with Kid Pix. #weddings
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    Image of Charlotte Rae's Web Charlotte Rae's Web
    11/09/09

    @Phyllis Nefler: It looks like the certificate my kid gets at Build-A-Bear when she stuffs a carcass with fluff for $50. #weddings
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    Image of ArtfulSlinger ArtfulSlinger
    11/09/09

    @Phyllis Nefler: Do these only go to residents of Brooklyn? Cause if so, I know where Im moving. Queens cant beat this. #weddings
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    Image of TedSez TedSez
    11/08/09

    In reply to Scoring Sunday's Nuptials: Of Muppets, Monkeys, and Mexican Wrestling
    Dr. Jupiter is keeping her last name not only because it's cool, but because otherwise she would become Marisa Miller... and think of all the Google mishaps that would cause. #weddings
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    Image of icelight icelight
    11/08/09

    In reply to Scoring Sunday's Nuptials: Of Muppets, Monkeys, and Mexican Wrestling
    I though I recognized the elder Dr. Ellner's name from somewhere! He was appointed here 2 days ago. Literally, on the 6th they announced his hiring. #weddings
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    Image of ms_priestypants ms_priestypants
    11/08/09

    In reply to Scoring Sunday's Nuptials: Of Muppets, Monkeys, and Mexican Wrestling
    I just looked at the slide show of the puppet monkey wedding, and now I want to marry both of them. And the guy who came to the wedding in a box-based costume. #weddings
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    Image of MattGaymon MattGaymon
    11/08/09

    In reply to Scoring Sunday's Nuptials: Of Muppets, Monkeys, and Mexican Wrestling
    I have been wondering what to do with this jar of horseradish I bought for like a tsp in a recipe six months ago. #weddings
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    Image of ampersandparade ampersandparade
    11/08/09

    @MattGaymon: If there is any justifiable reason to chain yourself to another human being, it is to find a way to get rid of old food stuffs without throwing them away outright. I'm sure at some point I'll settle down just to get rid of all those goddamn cans of rotels I keep forgetting I already have when I'm shopping for salsa supplies. #weddings
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    Image of cassandra cassandra
    11/08/09

    @MattGaymon: Bloody Marys? #weddings
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    Image of MattGaymon MattGaymon
    11/08/09

    @cassandra: Hmm, I guess I am not into those enough to make them for myself. I obviously need to change my outlook is what's really the issue here. #weddings
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    Image of ronniedobbs ronniedobbs
    11/08/09

    In reply to Scoring Sunday's Nuptials: Of Muppets, Monkeys, and Mexican Wrestling
    Gawker, by putting a photo of someone I actually know from the bad old days in this post, should expect a bill from my therapist. (I'm saying my bartender is going to send you my unpaid tab.) #weddings
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    Image of Phyllis Nefler Phyllis Nefler
    11/08/09

    @ronniedobbs: Ooh, I'm having a fun time guessing to myself which one is the perp. #weddings
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    Image of TroisFilles TroisFilles
    11/08/09

    In reply to Scoring Sunday's Nuptials: Of Muppets, Monkeys, and Mexican Wrestling
    Noting the photo at the top of the post. Things you don't want to hear on your wedding night, "Say hello to my little friends."

    Dollars to donuts Pace and Ellner are both addicted to painkillers. #weddings
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    Image of adiam7 adiam7
    11/08/09

    In reply to Scoring Sunday's Nuptials: Of Muppets, Monkeys, and Mexican Wrestling
    I am so confused by Melissa Johnson and Timothy Lagasse. Seriously , they couldn't have had this shit a week earlier? The rest was so meh , there was someone I was going to comment on by forgot and they must not be that interesting #weddings
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    Image of Phyllis Nefler Phyllis Nefler
    11/08/09

    @adiam7: They were married on Oct. 30 - those featured weddings are always on at least a week's lag. #weddings
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    Image of adiam7 adiam7
    11/08/09

    @Phyllis Nefler: Thank God! These people deserved a Halloween wedding #weddings
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    Image of Private Hangnail Private Hangnail
    11/08/09

    In reply to Scoring Sunday's Nuptials: Of Muppets, Monkeys, and Mexican Wrestling
    What would the point loss (or gain) be for being the chief speechwriter for Jon Gosselin? #weddings
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    Image of Phyllis Nefler Phyllis Nefler
    11/08/09

    @Private Hangnail: (giggling) #weddings
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    Image of sls67 sls67
    10/19/09

    In reply to Scoring Sunday's Nuptials: Feminism's Fallen to Talking Points, But Not White Dresses
    I confess - I'm a guy, I'm straight and I read the NYT weddings section every Sunday.

    That said - I liked that section better ten years ago when it was what David Brooks described as the "M&As" (mergers and acquisitions) where (typically) the bride had a Yale summa to go with her Harvard Law editorship and the groom was a specialist in brain surgery (having graduated from Princeton and Johns Hopkins as well as being an ex-Olympian in something or another)

    Check out the February 25, 2007 section - it is the only one in this century where the couple did not live together - and in this case I would guess they didn't sleep together either - until they were married. Sounded like a couple of pretty neat kids - their ditz quotient was way, way below average. #weddings
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