Have you read the all the best literature, in all the best libraries? If so, good for you, my friend, but perhaps you'll allow me point you to a gem you may have overlooked: the Reddit story about a man who decided to pretend he'd never seen a potato before.

Bonnie Fuller Can Never Get Enough Money

Hamilton Nolan

7/01/08 12:51pm

Bonnie Fuller was axed last month from her job as editorial chief of American Media. But the company gave her $2.4 million in fiscal year 08, which is 50% more than even CEO David Pecker got. And AMI, which is facing some serious financial challenges of its own, was planning a $2 million severance package for her if…

This Probably Made Up Reddit Story About a Potato Is Incredibly Good

Bonnie Fuller Can Never Get Enough Money

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