Andrew Sullivan Semi-Retires from Blogging
In an endearingly longwinded post addressed to his readers, professional blogger Andrew Sullivan announced that he has “decided to stop blogging in the near future” because he is “saturated in digital life” and wants “to write long essays that can answer more deeply and subtly the many questions that the Dish years…
Heart of Blandness: A Walking Tour of Silicon Valley
Walking is the only pleasant form of traveling by land. You need no special equipment, training, money, e-tickets, antidepressants, or Twitter followers. Whatever clothes you're wearing will do fine; a hat and shoes are optional. When I've got a few days to spend somewhere, I spend them walking around. So I spent a…
Machines Beat Humans in Race to Escape Our Doomed Solar System

Long after the floods or the fires have reduced our cities to rubble, long after the plague or the asteroid strike or the famine has killed off the human species, long after even our sun has boiled the seas dry and, in its own death throes, engulfed and annihilated every dust mote of this world we like to think of as…
Sen. Kay Bailey Hutchison Will Retire
Three-time Sen. Kay Bailey Hutchison will retire in 2012, instead of letting Tea Party primary voters stampede her out.
Sam Zell, Asshole, Leaving Tribune, After Destroying It
Gnomish billionaire Sam Zell has announced that he'll soon be leaving Tribune Co: "I will turn it over to whoever the creditors decide they want to run it, and wish them a lot of good luck." Thanks for nothing, jerk.
Rick Lazio Finally Leaves New York Governor's Race
Ex-congressman Rick Lazio has ended his brief Conservative Party candidacy for New York governor, because it was dumb.
Last Combat Troops Leave Iraq
The last U.S. combat troops have pulled out of Iraq. Here, a soldier from the 4th battalion, 9th Infantry Regiment dismantles a machine gun atop a Stryker troop carrier after crossing into Kuwait. Mission a—something? (Pic AP)
Brian Tierney: Failure
Brian Tierney, who made the transition from Republican flack hated by Philly journalists to head of Philly's newspapers, is finally stepping down as CEO of the Philly papers—after bankrupting them and hiring America's most despicable columnists. Goodbye, sucka. [Philly.com]
We Interrupt FEK's Last Weekend Day To Cause Some Trouble
Hey, Gawker! Haven't been around these parts in a while. Nice digs! Actually...nice traffic. Man, last time I posted here I ripped on Remy Stern and something called "Media Bistro." Anyway, young Foster popped over to Deadspin for a second.
D.C. TV Newsman Quits; Blogs Ruined the News
Alan Henney is an assignment desk editor at Gannett-owned WUSA-TV in Washington. He quit this week—mad as hell, the whole bit. In his farewell email, he blamed too much blogging, not enough news-ing:
Dubya's Only Contribution to Women
"Say 'farewell to Bush'"—with 20% off a Brazilian bikini wax at Bliss Spa! Yea, the joke is hackneyed. But at least the motherfucker was finally good for something. [Blissworld]
Sometimes, the Best Decisions Are the Ones That Are Made for You
Here's my last round of layoff horror stories: my own! So, let me just say, as I eeeease out of the office: About a month ago, worried for some reason I couldn't place...
Steve Dunleavy Survives His Own Wake
Neal Pollack: Just Not Much Of A Writer
The preponderance of outstanding evidence has finally and inexorably built up to the point that no reasonable person can avoid coming to the conclusion that "Alternadad" author Neal Pollack, who enjoys both chronicling and defending his decision to chronicle his young child, is just not much of a writer at all.…
Songs of Experience
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