All the Kooky Things Meredith Vieira Ever Did on Today
Today was Today show anchor Meredith Vieira's last day on the program. It was a very solemn occasion where they took time to recall her important moments like dancing with the Rockettes, falling down while ice skating, being attacked by Robin Williams and Russell Brand, polishing Colin Firth's trophy, and interviewing…
Obama Economic Adviser Steps Down
White House economic adviser Austan Goolsbee will return to his teaching position at the University of Chicago this fall, partly in order to avoid losing tenure. He'll likely be replaced with another boring academic. Our choice: A hand puppet. [Politico]
The Only Thing That Matters Right Now is Oprah's Farewell Spectacular
20,000 Oprah Winfrey zealots filled Chicago's United Center on Tuesday night for the taping of a two-part farewell spectacular that will air on May 23rd and 24th. It was billed as a "night of surprises," but, like Oprah, I hate surprises. So here's a list of everyone who showed up, as exhaustively docutweeted by The…
A Writer's Astounding Self-Obituary
Derek Miller's public goodbye would properly be called an "auto-obituary," but the title affixed to his final blog entry is plainer and more effective. "The last post" is both a touching farewell and evidence that blogs can still surprise and move people.
Say Goodbye to Glenn Beck, the Paul Revere of Idiots
Glenn Beck announced his departure from Fox News on his show tonight. As it turns out, he is the Paul Revere of the 21st century, and this show was his "midnight ride." And now he is going back to silversmithing? Apparently? Also, there is something called "E4." Goodbye, Glenn! We'll miss you, and your bizarre…
Meredith Vieira Reportedly Leaving Today
According to TV Guide, Today co-host Meredith Vieira will leave the show when her contract expires later this year. She's apparently "weary of the demanding early morning hours," which we assume is code for "sick of Matt Lauer." [TV Guide]
Katie Couric Dancing Away from CBS News
CBS Evening News anchor Katie Couric will leave the program in May, according to a "network executive" who has apparently not been paying attention to the thousands of news and gossip items that essentially confirmed the departure forever ago. [AP]
What the Hell Was Carl Paladino Talking About in His Concession Speech?
Carl Paladino went out much the same way he came in: Incomprehensibly. His concession speech in a nutshell: Carl has a baseball bat, and Andrew Cuomo can hold it, and we "have not heard the last of Carl Paladino." Yup.
Kari Ferrell Retreats to Hone Her Craft
Hipster Grifter Kari Ferrell ends her AnimalNY columnist gig, saying "my writing sucks." Not true.
Rahm Emanuel Chokes Up During White House Farewell
Rahm Emanuel resigned as White House chief of staff today to run for mayor of Chicago. For someone with such a hardened, Machiavellian reputation, his farewell speech — during which he choked up — was surprisingly eloquent. Where's the rage?
It's Official: Rahm Emanuel Will Leave the White House Tomorrow
White House chief of staff Rahm Emanuel, about whom every rumor is usually true, will resign tomorrow to run for mayor of Chicago. Pete Rouse, Obama's ex-Senate chief of staff, will take over. But where will "Rahmbo" live? [Image: Getty]
Jeff Zucker Is Finally Leaving NBC
After a long period of speculation, incompetent NBC Universal CEO Jeff Zucker finally announced today that he'll be leaving once Comcast's takeover of NBC is complete. He won't be missed. He'll be running for office soon. Mawkish goodbye memo, below.
It's Official: Rush Limbaugh No Longer Lives In New York
Rejoice, New York. Rush Limbaugh no longer lives in you! He just finalized the sale of his gaudy Fifth Ave. penthouse. Final price: $11 million. (He was asking $14 million.) Wouldn't it be funny if Laura Schlessinger bought it? [Gothamist]
Julia Allison Doesn't Live Here Anymore
You guys. Did you know this was happening? One-time Gawker fixation and current bargain-bin micro-celeb Julia Allison — of website fame — has left New York City. Let's take a moment to reflect on the fameball that was.

