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    The Week We Couldn't Know About New Year's
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    Image of ge90036 ge90036
    01/10/09

    In reply to The Week We Couldn't Know About New Year's
    Now I feel a little cheap and mean for saying this but WTF.... I'm from SC and even I look at that English cracker and say damn, he's a creepy squirrel chip eating nut job. And as a gay I would also toss in veneers, a chin implant and one hell of a face cream!!
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    Image of ChuffedLittleMuffin ChuffedLittleMuffin
    01/10/09

    @ge90036: As a gay I'd give him a face cream also. Bukkake!
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    Image of ChuffedLittleMuffin ChuffedLittleMuffin
    01/10/09

    In reply to The Week We Couldn't Know About New Year's
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    Image of ChuffedLittleMuffin ChuffedLittleMuffin
    01/10/09

    @ChuffedLittleMuffin: This video is not an incisive, oblique commentary on this past week, but rather a testament to my belief that Bowie should be posted on Gawker on Friday nights.
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    Image of T.S._delegate T.S._delegate
    01/10/09

    @ChuffedLittleMuffin: What up Chuffed. God, am I happy to see that you're keeping the FNFF flame going with a bowie post. Let me add some lovely sigur ros:


    from the movie where I first heard that bowie song.

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    Image of ChuffedLittleMuffin ChuffedLittleMuffin
    01/10/09

    @T.S._delegate: Yay! that clip reminded me of this:



    How exciting! I want to travel either deep underwater or within a human body. I'm so jealous.
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    Image of MincnglyWhrdL'mer MincnglyWhrdL'mer
    01/10/09

    and the beat goes on


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    Image of ChuffedLittleMuffin ChuffedLittleMuffin
    01/10/09

    @Monsignor Xtravagante D'ouchestache: You undead bloated corpses always know what to say.
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    Image of ChuffedLittleMuffin ChuffedLittleMuffin
    01/10/09

    @ChuffedLittleMuffin: Vodka is a helluva drug.
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    Image of i'm a bottle i'm a bottle
    01/10/09

    In reply to The Week We Couldn't Know About New Year's
    I will stay on Gawker for Pareene. What cutting political and social commentary!
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    Image of BxgrlJeri BxgrlJeri
    01/10/09

    @i'm_a_bottle: Pareene, Richard, Ryan and Hamilton.
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    Image of The Glad Family of Products The Glad Family of Products
    01/10/09

    @i'm_a_bottle: I will stay on Gawker every Monday, Tuesday, Thursday and Friday for Richard, Ryan and Hamilton, who are awesome.


    But I will leave Gawker every Wednesday for Owen, who is a little too tiresome and mean.


    I will spend only one half-day each here on Saturdays for Pareene, who I'm not sure about at this point .. the Jury's out. He's funny, but I don't always agree with this politics.


    Sundays I can't make it cuz I'm hungover in the morning, have Yoga in the afternoon and then spend evenings having dinner with my sister and her family.

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    Image of BxgrlJeri BxgrlJeri
    01/10/09

    @The Glad Family of Products: I don't always agree with Pareene either but I think he's funny. I totally agree with the rest of your post.
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    Image of RapidOffensiveUnit RapidOffensiveUnit
    01/09/09

    In reply to The Week We Couldn't Know About New Year's
    No FNFF, 'cause you know, nobody cares anymore.
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    Image of Dagrolord Dagrolord
    01/10/09

    @RapidOffensiveUnit:


    I'm in CST so it seemed I was typically a cocktail or two behind in the FNFF. But I miss them and wonder what new elements of Gawker culture will replace them.

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    Image of BxgrlJeri BxgrlJeri
    01/10/09

    @RapidOffensiveUnit: It was a definite attraction to this place and resulted in mega page views and if page views are the thing, well, I don't get it. But I don't get most of what goes on around here.
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    Image of Weegee's bored Weegee's bored
    01/09/09

    In reply to The Week We Couldn't Know About New Year's
    I hear that First Dude Todd Palin is starting a line of Moose Chips.
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    Image of Rumpelstilskin Rumpelstilskin
    01/09/09

    @Weegee's bored: Fuck damn man, not caribou chips? Pussy-bait!
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    01/10/09

    @Weegee's bored: I still can't believe that they wanted to thrust a VP on us who shot moose from a fucking helicopter.
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    Image of Banjo-Sea Kitten Banjo-Sea Kitten
    01/10/09

    @Weegee's bored: @Rumpelstilskin: @i'm_a_bottle: and Todd Palin is a f*cking secessionist! It doesn't get any more Anti-American than that, does it? Am I missing something here?
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    Image of Weegee's bored Weegee's bored
    01/09/09

    In reply to The Week We Couldn't Know About New Year's
    I'm planning to fight the lack of beer in the fridge.
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    Image of Weegee's bored Weegee's bored
    01/09/09

    @Weegee's bored: That was supposed to be a reply to Dickens.
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    Image of BxgrlJeri BxgrlJeri
    01/09/09

    In reply to The Week We Couldn't Know About New Year's
    I lurve City Island. If there is ever a Real World City Island, I will blow those MFers up.
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    Image of everfade everfade
    01/09/09

    In reply to The Week We Couldn't Know About New Year's
    For all the ruckus people were raising about how tasteless and tacky the Travolta coverage was, and that they were never coming back to this site again, they keep coming back. Good week all in all.
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    Image of MisterHippity MisterHippity
    01/09/09

    @everfade: I raised just such a ruckus, but I never threatened to leave Gawker over it.


    It's hard to see how such threats can be viewed as dire ones from Gawker's perspective. I doubt that Nick Denton or Gabriel Snyder ever storms through the Gawker office shouting: "Do something, quick — that commenter's about to leave us for good!"

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    Image of MincnglyWhrdL'mer MincnglyWhrdL'mer
    01/09/09

    @MisterHippity: no, ya think? ;o)
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    Image of Hydroceph Hydroceph
    01/09/09

    @MisterHippity: No, snark wouldn't allow for that. We can't care, and neither do they.
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    Image of Rumpelstilskin Rumpelstilskin
    01/09/09

    @Hydroceph: I, for one, want snark 24/7 with different hosts/hostesses for the snarkfest smackdowns. Well, I love etymology also.
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    Image of Rumpelstilskin Rumpelstilskin
    01/09/09

    @Rumpelstilskin: And social history and decorative arts.
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    Image of Rumpelstilskin Rumpelstilskin
    01/09/09

    @Rumpelstilskin: Mmmm, and fashion, and gay porn, and sad stars from the 70's.
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    Image of Rumpelstilskin Rumpelstilskin
    01/09/09

    @Rumpelstilskin: And puppies,kittens, and rainbow unicorns.
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    Image of La Cieca La Cieca
    01/09/09

    @MisterHippity: I doubt that Nick Denton or Gabriel Snyder ever storms through the Gawker office shouting: "Do something, quick - that commenter's about to leave us for good!"


    Of course not. They use IM.

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    Image of Hydroceph Hydroceph
    01/09/09

    @Rumpelstilskin: Marry me?
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    Image of MincnglyWhrdL'mer MincnglyWhrdL'mer
    01/09/09

    @Rumpelstilskin: it's a motherfucking snarkoff !!!
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    Image of Hydroceph Hydroceph
    01/09/09

    @Monsignor Xtravagante D'ouchestache: I'm snarking off right now.
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    Image of i'm a bottle i'm a bottle
    01/09/09

    @MisterHippity: I won't leave without a fight! Gawker's too funny.
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    Image of Rumpelstilskin Rumpelstilskin
    01/09/09

    In reply to The Week We Couldn't Know About New Year's
    look.


    I loo too.

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    Image of Rumpelstilskin Rumpelstilskin
    01/09/09

    In reply to The Week We Couldn't Know About New Year's
    Alright, then, no executions?


    And where is Gawker Stalker nowadays...it's probably somewhere on the site I don't loo.

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    Image of Gabriel Snyder Gabriel Snyder
    01/09/09

    @Rumpelstilskin: It's still being regularly updated here. I'm switching how the sightings are going to appear on the main site, so there's been a temporary lull.
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    Image of Rumpelstilskin Rumpelstilskin
    01/09/09

    @Gabriel Snyder: Thanks, Santa. Could we also have alerts on our profile messages? I keep forgetting to check and have commies with torches and pitchforks waiting there.
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    Image of MincnglyWhrdL'mer MincnglyWhrdL'mer
    01/09/09

    @Rumpelstilskin: oh, yes, PLEASE alerts on the messages. some of us (cough) were too stupid to even find them at first, and had to be directed there
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    Image of Rumpelstilskin Rumpelstilskin
    01/09/09

    @Monsignor Xtravagante D'ouchestache: My darling, Monsignor, grazie.
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    Image of CaptainFantastic CaptainFantastic
    01/09/09

    In reply to The Week We Couldn't Know About New Year's
    No Richard, no Commies?
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    Image of Gabriel Snyder Gabriel Snyder
    01/09/09

    @CaptainFantastic: If you can wait a day, I'll ask Richard to hand them out tomorrow.
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    Image of Dagrolord Dagrolord
    01/09/09

    @Gabriel Snyder:


    Patience is a virgin.


    Of course, we can.

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    Image of MincnglyWhrdL'mer MincnglyWhrdL'mer
    01/09/09

    @Gabriel Snyder: is he posting this weekend?
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    Image of CaptainFantastic CaptainFantastic
    01/10/09

    @Gabriel Snyder: Oh great. Now I've indirectly given Richard more work to do this weekend. I already lost my star a couple of days ago. What's next?
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    Image of Dickens_Ghost Dickens_Ghost
    01/09/09

    In reply to The Week We Couldn't Know About New Year's
    You seem to have forgotten the multitude of commenters who have either signed up to fight the Somali Pirates of the Caribbean...or fight WITH THEM. To Madagascar!
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