The whole Susan Boyle thing is awful and hurts my soul. She's a purely mediocre karaoke singer who rose to fame as basically a carnival sideshow. It's like watching that TLC show about little people. Nobody would care about it without the *wink *wink *ogle*ogle factor and that makes me sick.
Foster, you break my heart. Must you remind me that I am not movie star good looking like Kristen Stewart? I would rate myself as maybe off-off-off Broadway good looking. And if I am not on that coast, can I claim even that? I'm so depressed now. I'm going to go buy a zhu zhu pet. And it's YOUR fault.
@sarrible: Tyson is the hot one. Tyrese is the dumb one with lyrics like "Late night phone calls on the telephone." As opposed to other kinds of phone calls? Dumbass.
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Of "Sad Eyes Look The Other Way" fame.
Him plus the Gag would be a duet for the ages.
But only in front of an audience of polar bears.
The human ones.
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