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    Image of adiam7 adiam7
    09:51 AM

    In reply to Heiress Accused of Breaking, Entering, and Discarding Used Vibrator in Supermodel's Bed
    Shaq's has to be careful. The NBA has separated him and Gilbert Arenas and the emails speak for themselves. He should just give her a settlement and be done with it. He has said in the past that he has yet to spend an NBA check, it has been all endorsements, so he has the money. Besides, if this gets any messier, I doubt those are the only emails she has those endorsements can dry up. Also, Shaunie is from L.A. and they have always maintained a home there.

    [theybf.com]
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    09:44 AM

    In reply to Heiress Accused of Breaking, Entering, and Discarding Used Vibrator in Supermodel's Bed
    The Supermodel I never heard of has her name in her underwear like I did, courtesy of my mother, for camp?
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    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    09:10 AM

    In reply to Heiress Accused of Breaking, Entering, and Discarding Used Vibrator in Supermodel's Bed
    The only person who could rock either of those "dresses" and make them work is Lady Gaga, and that would be with the addition of the metal bra that shoots sparks.

    Also, the left-behind vibrator is like something from a Fellini film. You can see the contempt on Casey's face as it sails through the air in a black-and-white slo-mo, while "'The Battle Hymn of The Republic" is played on kazoos and a zither.
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    08:42 AM

    In reply to Heiress Accused of Breaking, Entering, and Discarding Used Vibrator in Supermodel's Bed
    It's interesting that we're calling the vibrator "used" rather than "gently pre-owned."
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    Image of pureblarney pureblarney
    09:32 AM

    @AzureTexan: And everyone knows it's not a vibrator... it's a tenderizer.
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    09:37 AM

    @pureblarney: You're right. It says so right here, in my Candace Bushnell Cookbook.
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    Image of pureblarney pureblarney
    09:46 AM

    @AzureTexan: Oh, the countless hours I've spent trying to perfect my fluffy white merengue, and struggling to make triple sec out of hair spray... She really is every anorexic's bon cuisinier.
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    09:52 AM

    @pureblarney: Triple sec out of hairspray is tricky — try moonshine out of mouthwash, radiator fluid and cinnamon sugar.
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    Image of FormerEnglishMajor FormerEnglishMajor
    08:39 AM

    In reply to Heiress Accused of Breaking, Entering, and Discarding Used Vibrator in Supermodel's Bed
    Casey has the strangest bellybutton I've ever seen, or else it's a satellite dish communicating with her alien overlords.
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    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    09:14 AM

    @FormerEnglishMajor: It's the Vortex of Doom.
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    Image of pureblarney pureblarney
    09:33 AM

    @BettyCrocker: It's a portal to hell (the riding crop just confirms it).
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    Image of RollsRoyceRevenge RollsRoyceRevenge
    08:36 AM

    In reply to Heiress Accused of Breaking, Entering, and Discarding Used Vibrator in Supermodel's Bed
    I am trying to think of a party where either outfit in the pictures above would be appropriate.

    Monster Trucks at the Frick Collection?
    Bulgari's Bikini Death Model Cage-Fighting Thanksgiving Extravaganza?
    Versace debuts their new line of garments intended for strip-o-grams?
    The Franklin Mint Jubilee? (Some guests may go up in value; some may go down.)
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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    09:07 AM

    @RollsRoyceRevenge: Oh, all of those
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    Image of i'm a bottle i'm a bottle
    07:38 AM

    In reply to Heiress Accused of Breaking, Entering, and Discarding Used Vibrator in Supermodel's Bed
    I think I'm developing a little Internet-crush on Casey Johnson. I wonder whether she'd date me.
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    Edited by i'm a bottle at 12/01/09 7:39 AM i'm a bottle was starred i'm a bottle was unstarred
    Image of raincoaster raincoaster
    08:53 AM

    @i'm a bottle: I think it depends if she can fit into your clothes, and if they're worth stealing.
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    Image of i'm a bottle i'm a bottle
    09:13 AM

    @raincoaster: Well, then, yes. I'll have to hide my best stuff though...and my legal documents.
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    Edited by i'm a bottle at 12/01/09 9:15 AM i'm a bottle was starred i'm a bottle was unstarred
    Image of Mo MoDo Mo MoDo
    06:48 AM

    In reply to Heiress Accused of Breaking, Entering, and Discarding Used Vibrator in Supermodel's Bed
    Blind item yesterday about a jock who needs 'discipline' and today a news item about Shaq's divorce. Way to try to one-up Tiger.
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    Image of i'm a bottle i'm a bottle
    06:23 AM

    In reply to Heiress Accused of Breaking, Entering, and Discarding Used Vibrator in Supermodel's Bed
    Casey Johnson seems like that sort of girl that you wouldn't bring home to meet mother. Well, unless mother is cool with other people using her sex toys...and legal documents.
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    Edited by i'm a bottle at 12/01/09 6:24 AM i'm a bottle was starred i'm a bottle was unstarred
    Image of nicepony nicepony
    11/30/09

    In reply to Salahis Wedged Themselves Into Pictures of Obama, Celebrities Before
    That party crashing couple is nuts.
    And names too hard to pronounce for people to latch on to in a fun way (see: Johnson, Levi)

    And the husband should really retire that white dinner jacket.
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    Image of sarrible sarrible
    11/30/09

    In reply to Salahis Wedged Themselves Into Pictures of Obama, Celebrities Before
    Teenagers care about Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal? I would think those squeals of glee that he was back on the market would be coming from his substantial following of gays.
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    Image of blix blix
    11/30/09

    In reply to Salahis Wedged Themselves Into Pictures of Obama, Celebrities Before
    This is an outrage. Look at how close they got to Fergie.
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    Image of Island of Misfit Toys Island of Misfit Toys
    11/30/09

    @blix: I just really enjoy this comment.
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    Image of NathanSt NathanSt
    11/30/09

    In reply to Salahis Wedged Themselves Into Pictures of Obama, Celebrities Before
    "She also won't allow herself to be photographed smoking, for hers is a sterling reputation that must not be sullied."

    Best laugh I've had all day (going on 30+ hours now), thanks Ms. Jagger.
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    Edited by NathanSt at 11/30/09 7:32 AM NathanSt was starred NathanSt was unstarred
    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    11/30/09

    In reply to Salahis Wedged Themselves Into Pictures of Obama, Celebrities Before
    Welp, the picture is getting a little clearer. Unfortunately it's a picture that's really hard to look at.

    "The current chief sponsor of the Cup is Land Rover (which, along with Jaguar Cars, was recently sold by Ford Motors). The traditionally British auto brand currently belongs to Tata Motors, controlled by Indian industrialist Dr. Ratan Tata, who was one of the guests in attendance at the White House"

    Tata is the Indian branch of the Illuminati and the reason we'll all be driving $2,000 cars a few years from now.

    Michaele Salahi, nee Holt, is the daughter of Howard A. Holt, Jr. and Rosemary O'Malley of VA...

    Tariq and Michaele were married in a Catholic Church.

    Salahi's dad was in the 'ohl bi'ness (engineer)
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    Image of sarrible sarrible
    11/29/09

    In reply to The Kingdom of St. Jetersburg: Derek Jeter's Awesome Sex Palace of Shagged Balls.
    Mmmm. Tim Riggins. Foster, that made me very happy.
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